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THE WORST KIDNAPPING PLOT EVER - PART 2

After the bombardment, Wario goes back to the hole and looks down, seeing an angry group of children. He scratches his head, wondering why his 'genius' plan failed to work.

"I was supposed to bag Kirby and Mario and all those other heroic loserfaces! How did everything go wrong?" questioned Wario out loud.

"Well, for one, you left the map in the middle of a hallway." said Popo.

"B-But that was foolproof!" yelled Wario.

"Hey, King Moron, if you leave things in the middle of the hallway, anyone could walk across it. Just pointing that out." said Ness.

There was a brief silence before Wario pointed his fat finger at them. "YOU'RE LYING!"

"Well you're horrible!" shouted Toon Link.

The villain stopped to think things over a bit. "Hmm... maybe I could hold you kids for ransom instead. I could get control of the castle and some money! Yeah, brilliant!"

"...Someone's going to rescue us, you know." muttered Lucas.

"No they won't!" laughed Wario. "They all think you guys went on a stupid adventure, so they're completely fine about this! I doubt anyone's going to come to save you from me, the Garlic King!"

"...I brought a deck of cards." offered Nana, offering a way to spend their time before someone inevitably rescues them from the deep pit.

Falco's Landmaster drove away from Smash Castle and into... wherever the hell they are. Oh my god, where is the Smash Castle located? How come I never thought about this before? Okay, in Attack of Giygas, the castle was floating over an ocean... somewhere... oh yes! It's in the ocean the Subspace Emissary takes place in! Okay, the story is now officially located in that region. There. Pro planning.

"Can you get back to the narration?" muttered Falco.

Oh right, so the Landmaster rolls out of Smash Castle and starts hovering over the water surrounding the castle; eventually, the tank reaches land.

"Alright, so where are we supposed to go now?" questioned Lucario.

"Actually, I think I remember something!" exclaimed Dedede. "I remember on the map that the big 'X' was in the middle of some forest."

"Wait... forest? Are... are you sure it isn't the jungle?" said Falco, looking a little nervous.

"Yeah, it's in the forest and... oh crap." muttered Dedede, catching on; Lucario had the same grim expression on his face. Meta Knight was confused.

"What's wrong with the forest?" asked Meta Knight.

"Don't you remember? The forest here is an annoying place that somehow changes dimensions when you go through a door and weird shit like that." said Falco.

"You forgot about the flying puppets." said Dedede.

"Oh right, those things."

"...Where do the Puppits come from anyway, and who's holding their strings?" said Lucario. There was a brief silence, when everyone was trying to figure this out.

"...Well, we don't have anything to worry about. We're in a tank, after all." said Meta Knight. Everyone else started to breathe a little easier.

"Yeah, that's a good point. Nothing can take down my Landmaster!" laughed its driver.

"Alright then, to the forest!" said Lucario. They all headed toward the forest, ready for ridiculous door puzzles and creepy puppet fighting action.

RING RING RING

The Ancient Minister picked up the phone.

"HELLO?"

"Hello Minister! It is I, the Garlic King, and I have-"

"GOOD BYE WARIO." The Minister hung up the phone and went to go do his own business.

"Huh. That ransom attempt didn't work." muttered Wario. He tries to put his phone away in his pocket when it suddenly gets smacked out of his hands. He looks down the pit angrily. "Alright, who's the wise guy?"

All of the kids were playing cards and were indeed still trapped there. Ness looked up. "We didn't do it."

"Huh. That was probably the wind. You hear that wind? I'm on to you! Wahahahaha!"

"We're trying to play a game here!" shouted Nana from the hole.

The Landmaster was parked at the outskirts of the forest; it's too big to fit through the doors that switched dimensions, so they had to leave it behind just in case the kids were trapped in some other dimension. Still, they had to leave someone behind to watch it.

"I nominate me." said Dedede.

"...Yeah, Dedede." said Lucario.

"Dedede." voted Meta Knight.

"Alright Dedede. Keep the doors shut and don't blow up anything, alright?" said Falco as the three left the Landmaster.

"I make no promises." said Dedede.

"I'm serious. I'll beat the shit out of you if you scratch it up."

"ALRIGHT GEEZ! I was just trying to be funny." murmured Dedede. The three Smashers left the monarch behind and went on their quest. Upon reaching a random door, Meta Knight, Lucario, and Falco decided to split up.

"Falco and I will stay in this dimension." offered Lucario.

"What? Why do I have to go in the other dimension alone?" said Meta Knight. Not like he's scared or anything, just curious.

"You're the top tiered Smasher. Hell, you've even been banned from tournaments in the real world. You can take care of those... Puppits if you find them." pointed out Falco who actually shivered a little in fear. Meta Knight couldn't argue with that logic, so he went through while Falco and Lucario went out on their own path; Lucario scanned the area with his aura sight while Falco took out the small fry that was willing to mess with them. Thankfully, they haven't come across any Puppits, which was the only thing they worried about.

After kicking a Mite into the horizion, Falco asked, "Did you find them yet?"

"No... they might be on Meta Knight's side.." said Lucario.

Meanwhile, with Meta Knight, the small knight was walking through his side of the forest when he came across something odd: a spray paint can.

"What? A spray paint can in a forest?" wondered Meta Knight. He went further down the forest and found more spray cans; he followed the trail of litter when he finds himself in front of a giant wall, filled with graffiti. On the wall it said:

tHe PuPpItS wIlL rIsE

"...How the-" before he can finish, he felt a blow from behind, knocking him unconscious.

"Do you have a 2?" asked Toon Link.

"...Yes..." said Lucas. Toon Link stretched his arm to grab Lucas' card when the jerk who trapped them there suddenly fell down and landed on his arm.

"...Ha ha ha, wow, that hurts!" said Toon Link.

"Lord Asshole? Why are you down here?" said Ness, slowly taking out his baseball bat to bash Wario's head in.

"Uh, I don't know. I was up there and now I'm down here with you crybabies." stated Wario.

"...Hold on, someone pushed you down here. Who did...?" said Popo. They all looked up and floating above the pit were a group of wooden things suspended by strings coming from nowhere: Puppits.

"...Oh my." said Nana.

"'Oh My' Is RiGhT iNdEeD, tInY sMaShEr." said a Puppit with red markings on its face, who is most likely the leader. "We'Ve BeEn HiDiNg In ThE fOrEsT eVeR sInCe YoU'vE dEfEaTeD oUr KiNg, TaBuU. wE, tHe PupPiTs, WiLl AvEnGe HiM! aNd It'S aLl ThAnKs To ThAt FaT gUy, WhO's GaThErEd YoU aLl HeRe."

Everyone glares at Wario, who was now realizing that this was a terrible plan.

To be continued...

Were you guys surprised by the Puppits? Personally, the Puppits were the most terrifying enemies in the game. What are they exactly and what's holding their strings? The world may never know.