Chapter 5

(Okay I can do this… Let's take a really deep breath…)

AN: YOU POPLE ARE SO FUKKIN MEN! (Well I can't speak for the other pople but I'm not fucking men. I don't bat for that team.) IM NUT FORCIN U TO RED (Is it just me or is this girl obsessed with the colour red?) DIS STOY (No no no sweetie, it's spelt SORTAY.) SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THEN FUK OFF I DONT WANT NE MOR CRITISM! (So you can dish it out…) IM NOT A TROLL TROLLS ARE UGLY (Total misunderstanding count: 1) AND IM NOT MY MUM SAYS SO BESIDES (Because mothers always tell the truth.) I HAV A BF SO THERE. (I know lots of ugly people with best friends.) YOU R TROOLS BASTARDS! I HAT U Y EVEN BOTHR SAYN SOMETHIN IF YOUR GONG TO BE MEAN!11 (Wow, you really can't take it…) AND MY NAM IS SARA TOPSON NUT TARA AND NOT TROLL!11 GILBE (You must have fun filling in forms. First Name: Sara. Last Name: Gilbe. Middle Names: Topson Nut Tara And Not Troll) AND A NTOHER THING ZAKAR U R RONG ABOT DI STORY (Somehow I don't think he is…) MINE IS FUKIN WAY BETA (Since beta comes after alpha, you may be right!) THAN URS I HAVE 20 FReVITES U DONT! (You don't have 20 favourites now, let alone then. Liar.) ITS NO FAR U R OLDDER THAN ME ANYWAY! (It doesn't make any difference hon, I think most 14yrs can write better than this, most 5yrs too…) ANYWAY KATIE GET BACK FROM AUSTRIA 2MORO SO SHE CAN HELP MY SPELIN THEN U WIL C MINE IS BETA! (Yes! You will be second best again!) SO THERE U WILL I WILL FIX MA SPELLING THEN MY SOTY WILL B BETA THAN EVERYONES (All last she admits it's second best compared with everyones!). ITS NUT FAIR (I'm an utter nutter for peanut butter!) O EXCEPT PERFECT WRITIN IM NOT A PROF WRITER IM DONG IT FOR ENGLISH. (Good luck passing English…) Y CANT U JUST LIK IT I LIKED URS. (If you liked it then why did you flame? Everyone. Repeatedly.) I HAD TO RITE RELLY QUICKERLY (Why?) I BET U FUKKER S WOOD WRITE BAD IF U HAD TO 2. (That's why everyone else puts more time into their stories.) ANY WAY MY STORY WILL B BETA THEN EVERY1S SO THERE AND ILL PROV IT. (We're still waiting…) DONT TELL ME TO GO DIE U GPO DIE BUSTARD! UD B SRRY IF I DIED MY MUM SAYS UR JUSTA STUPID PERSON AND I SHOND LOK AT U. (My mummy says you are men. Male and female men.)

(Okay rant over, take deep breath now.)

AN: Thanks for your help Katie wif my spelling again (Katie should be nominated for worst spell chacker ever.) u rock gurl. I was watching pokemon the other day and got a TON (Love the caps!) of inspiration so heres some moe for my fans! (Maybe she means ceiling fans! I can imagine her to write for inanimate objects.)

When i woke up the tv was on. (Wow.) "We have news that the pokemon are acting strangely and seem to be flying to the Artic in big numbers." said the newslady.

"OMG!" I sad. (I would be sad if I could only talk in txt.) Gary woke up then and loked at the tv. He gasped. (Dun dun dun…)

"This dont look good." He sad in a low voice. (Gary talk deep and dumb.)

"I feel it to." I sad wisely. (Ruby and wise should never go together.) It was a bad feeling we both had abot it. (Thank you for pointing that out!)

We went to the Antartica (Wait I thought it was the Artic. So you flew to the wrong end of the world?!) to see what was gong on. All the pokemon were moving into this ice castle that was behind the resort we were being staying at. (I am being writing too.) We wen inside and got these pineapple drinks and watched the water like the one in the movie. (Are you watching the water or a movie?)

Suddenly I herd a voice. (GASP!) This old lady touched me on my shoulder. (How dare she!) "You have a great destiny abot u." She sadi all mytseriuos. (You will piss a great (sorry "grate") many people off…)

"What the beep?" (You've been cussing the whole time, why did you sensor this one? I know it must have been a word so foul even Ruby could not utter it!) I inquired (Yay! Correct use of "inquired!") but she went away then because the concert on the stage in the back was stating. Green Day walked out and stated to sing by Billy Joel Armstrung. (Green day has a new lead singer!)"One 21 guns lay down your arms give up the fite." He sang loudly. (An: Doesnt he look so hot in that vid with the bullets all flying." (Uh… so you are at a concert, watching a video?)

We got up and danced a while. Then Billy went as a girl walked on stage with a bit of paper. (Oh my gosh, this is so "exiting!)

I was curious what the paper was as she appraoched mike. (You are fansinated by simple things. And who the heck is Mike?) "Welcome all to Emerald island tonight we have a prize giving for the best trainer and it is... (I'm on tenterhooks here!) RUBY JANET MASTERBALL! (No way! Oh. MY. GOD! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!)

I gasped. (Do you have asthma?) Gary was clapping. I went up and got the trophy. Pikafire was happy it was doing fire and water electricity. (Oh look Pikafire is back.) After ever1 wnated my autograph Gary came and said. "Ruby come quick I have a surprise for you." I wnet with him and into another room. (This must be like the most bestest "sortay" eva!)

SURPRISE! I was a party for me. (It's always a party when Ruby's around!) "I knew u were gong to win so I arranged this." He said slyly. (You knew? HOW DID YOU SEE IT COMING?!)

I was electric. (Pikafire zapped you?) He kissed me in front of everyone who clapped at how cute we looked together. We danced awhile then the old lady grapped me. (She must be a paedophile the way she's touching you.) "Sarah you must come quick and look outside!" (Wait, so this IS a self-insert.)

I ent to the widow. (I ote this line.) The sky was all dark and ominious. (Dun Dun Dun!)

"You must sav us Ruby you are the chosen one." (OH MY GOD!) Said the old woman and she pulled out a flute. "You must go to Ice Mountain and sunmon Loogia with this flu. (Only this illness will save you!) " "Other wise we are doomed and that is why all the pokemon are coming" (To the other side of the world!)

"No Ruby it is to dangerous." Gary sad with tears in his green eyes. (I thought you said he had blue eyes. The case of the magic changing eyes!) But I ignored him.

I took the flute. I knew what to do... (This is the most amazing sentence ever. Look carefully, it is the only one in the whole story that doesn't have a mistake. Could this be the turnaround point for Ruby? Find out next time!)

Sorry about the gap between chapters, been busy with a new job. Will try to update more often.

Lord Seavar out.