Chapter 6

An: Ruby you rock thankx for helping wif ma speling (You're thanking yourself for spellchecking? Oh girl that is wrong on so many levels…) Ill get u sumthing gud for ur bday 2morro k! (Wow you must be pleased with yourself to get yourself a gift!) BTW UR STORY IS AMAZING KATIE I LUV U GURL IM PUTTING U AND SLY IN DA NEX CHAOPA K! (*sigh*)

ZAK MY SOTRY IS STILL BETA (Second best!) I RED URS AND IT MADE NO SENSE! (Okay I went and read Zakar's story after this and guess what, it's actually good!) BUG)EYE IS STUPID N MAKES NO SENCE (… I can understand how you may be confused by correct spelling; it's like reading a foreign language!) AND IS GROS PERVERT! (She's calling him a pervert now, just you watch she'll be accusing him of rape later.)

Y R U POPLE STILL FLAMING (Because you SUK!) I SAD NO MORE! (Yay, you're happy again!) iT ONLY MAKES U LOK STUPID NOT ME! (It's hard to drop someone below rock-bottom.) I AM NUT A TROLL I AM A BEATUFUL PERSON K! (Really?)

AND ANOFFER (You have one fixed price offer!) THING I AM 14 NUT 12 SO FU WRONG!1 (See, that makes you look stupid.) ALSO I DID NUT REVIEW MA OWN STORY (Er, yes you did.) I HAV TONS OF FUKKING FANS K!1i (That's the way to keep em!) HAVE 50 REVIEW NOW NU SOOO STUPID FUKKERS urs sortys SUCK COMPARED WIT MINE SO THERE! (Yep, you showed em.)

AND IM A GURL NUT A BOI U STUPID FUKKER!1 (?) I DUNT NED UR HELP YOU JUS WANT 2 STEEL MA IDEAS COZ URS SUCK FUK U! (Yes Ruby, it's all about you…)

ZAKAR U ARE MEAN AND A FUKKING PERV MUM IS MAD of YOU! (Define perv…) U FUKKING SUK FUK U!111 U R STUPID N CANT RITE BASTARD! (Well, takes one to know one.)

U CANT COMPLAINS ABOUT SPELLING NOW COZ I USEDX SPEEL CHECK NOW! (Me thinks you is a liar…)

I gut on a sled with growliths pulling it along. (Spelling is correct, however wrong words. Score 0.5) We went to the castle mountain where the Triforce was. (Triforce?) The legendry bird pokemon flu (The Ruby virus is spreading!) over oar heads shouting at me. (The pokemon can talk?) I dogged a firebeam and landed in the ice. (And she died and was gone forevermore! Oh wait…) Then the ice started to break and I had to run away arose it. (Arose it?) There were big cracks in it.(Wow.) I jumped to the other side. (Amazing!) I look up. (Gasp!) There was the mountain and the Triforce was at the top. (see how i wrote this quackery (You're a quack alright.) with short sentences my English teacher taught me that. IT makes the action better it's a good tip for u) (WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD!)

I didn't know what do to do. (Do to do, do to do!) Then I had a brainstone! (Tumor!) I pull out a pokeball and threw it up. (Vomit!) The red light pored out and a pokemon was made. (And God-Sue made the pokemon and it was good.) Chalizard breathed fire it was happy to see me. (I love how you invent random pokemon!) I climbed onto its back wand (Magic!) we flew to where the Triforce was. Then Link was fighting Gannodorf with his blue sword. (WAIT! This is POKEMON! Why is LINK HERE?!) I told Charlizard to flame him (get it flamers) (You are so clever.) and Gannodorf died and fell into the Time thing. (You have the best action scenes!) LinK ran up to me soo happy. "Thank Ruby. You are truely a one with the force. You should be fit to be the Gradient of Time." (I got nothing, except BEHOLD THE MIGHTY RUBY, COMING TO A UNIVERSE NEAR YOU!)

I took the Trifoce and used it to break the storm and light rained down on everything. (I'm pretty sure that's not what the Triforce is for.) Then I played the flu the old woman give me. (Let us spread the disease!)

Link stated to sing with his heavenly elf voice (Why does everyone sing?) and the sky opened up and light pored down. The flute lifted and fell and the open broke into a tycoon and Loogia (Pick a spelling, any spelling!) appeared. (AN: I soo want one 4 ma game if ne1 has 1 I will trade a graydos for it) (Limited time offer, get a new original pokemon created by Ruby!)

"The song the song has restored my strength but it alone cannot change the angered ones." Said Lugia (c is dat spet rong?) (No but every other word in those brackets are.) in my mind.

I drop my knees. (Clunk!) I was so tired i dint know how much longer I could fight. (But you put up a valiant effort!) "But What I do?" (*Sigh* The case of the missing words strikes again.)

Lungia said wisely. (Lungia, the lung pokemon.) "You must get the three stones into the Trifoce behind you and the beast of the sea will be tame. I will hall you but only you Sarah can do it." (You used spell check, why does this still suck?)

Link said. "I owe you my life I will help you priceless." (Prrriiiiccceeellllleeeesssss !)

Ash Kellen inquired. (1: Where did he come from? 2: Who the hell is he?) "I will help a swell. (Swell: to enlarge) I will get the yellow stone of ZApados of thunder."

I gasped. (Again?) Ash looked exactly like Edward cullen on twilight with blond hare and yellow eyes. (Yellow eyes sounds gross.) He was perfect.(Sure…) He had arrived when he heard the poken coming here and Gary had told him coz they were brothers. (Random information alert!)

Link cried. "I will go get the blue stun of Articoono." (Stun powder!)

"And I will get the red stone of Enti. (I think you mean Moltres)" I said happily. We went to our places. The ice land was brutal with the three pokemon fighting hard-core. (Dude, awesome.)

I was sacred (Yes we know how important you are.) that the guys wood get hut but I could let feelings get in the ways of saving the world. I thought of Geary (You two-timing slut) waiting for me at home an the thought gave me strainth. (This story is giving me strain)

An: Will Ruby save the day? Will teamrocket spoil every thin (Where are team rocket?). Who is beast of sea? Finds out nex time. (thats called a cliffhanger and it builds excrement (No. Just no.) and makes people red (Wow she can change your colour! I told you she was obsessed with red!) if you want to use my idea thats k with me) (You didn't invent the idea of a cliff-hanger. )DONT FLAME I DINT FORCE U TO RED IT K!1 (Red, red everywhere!)

My poor brain… So this started as Pokemon but now it's Legend of Zelda. This makes perfect sense!