Okay, that's interesting. Five of you are interested in me doing commissions, one of you is interested but also wants me to do original stories, and one of you is opposed to the idea. To those who are interested, I do not have a or Amazon Payments yet because I don't have a credit card and I just know that the bank will screw me over if I start an account. Also, I won't accept DeviantArt points because DA is lame. Eh, I'll figure it out later. Anyway, I've posted commission guidelines on my profile. If you want me to do a commission, I'll write it; I won't ask for payment until I'm done and have an account.

God let's stop talking about how much of a sell-out I am and get back to the story. Will King Dedede prove the existence of the UFO? Let's find out!

THE PENGUIN THAT CRIED UFO - PART 2

When King Dedede walked into the lunchroom in the morning, he was treated with laughter and scorn from all the Smashers, minus his friends (and Kirby) of course. He sat down in his chair, feeling agitated.

Meta Knight was concerned. "How are you today, Dedede?"

"Annoyed." grunted the penguin. "No one believes me! I know I saw it!"

"Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug." said Falco.

"No, it was really the- and how come no one believes me? Everyone's seen weirder!" King Dedede pointed over at a table, where Mario was socializing with Luigi. "Those two guys even stood through an alien invasion and went into space! Twice!"

Lucario realized that he raised a good point, even though he was a skeptic. "Well, maybe its an issue of discrete-ness. I mean, every time something weird happens, it makes itself upfront and known, so I guess people are used to that. I suppose no one's used to the idea of something simply isolating themselves and observing."

"Oh, that makes sense... wait, do you guys believe me?" asked Dedede. Meta Knight, Falco, and Lucario fidgeted in their seats awkwardly; they made small coughs and pretended that the question wasn't raised. Dedede frowned. "You guys suck..."

"Hey, why don't you get proof then?" suggested Falco. "If you want people to believe you, including us, then you must have pictures. Then again, people will probably say it's something else, like a blimp." He paused to take a sip from a cup of coffee. "Hell, it could actually be a blimp."

"It's not a blimp; it's a UFO, it's real, and I'm going to prove it to all of you!" King Dedede got out of his seat and stomped toward Mr. Game and Watch's desk in the middle of the lunchroom (yep, I remembered that it's there), attracting the attention and curiosity of most of the Smashers in the lunchroom. He slammed his hands on the desk dramatically, Phoenix Wright style. "Hey!"

"HEY... UMF... DELICIOUS..." Mr. Game and Watch was giving him the cold-shoulder, as he was too busy devouring pancakes.

"Um..."

"...OH, DEDEDE, CAN YOU GET ME SOME MORE MAPLE SYRUP?"

"Damn it Mr. Game and Watch, he's trying to ask you something!" Falco yelled from across the room.

"OH. SORRY. DEDEDE, ARE YOU HERE FOR A COPY OF THE SMASH GAZETTE?" The 2D man raised a copy of the newspaper. "WE'VE GOT AN INTERESTING RUMOR IN THERE ABOUT A GIANT SQUID HANGING AROUND A BEA-" The newspaper copy was smacked out of his hands. "...WOW, RUDE."

"Sorry man. Look, can I borrow one of your cameras?" Dedede asked.

"...IS THIS ABOUT THE UFO THING LAST NIGHT?"

"Yes, but come on! If the UFO is real, which it definitely is, it'll give you a great story for the newspaper! How 'bout it?" offered King Dedede. Mr. Game and Watch thought about it for a bit; he nodded and handed over Diddy Kong's camera.

"HERE YOU GO. DON'T SCRATCH IT, BECAUSE IT'LL MOTIVATE DIDDY KONG TO MAKE HIS OWN CAMERA."

"What's so bad about-"

"LAST TIME HE MADE HIS CAMERA RUN ON DEKU NUTS."

"It worked though, didn't it?" shouted Diddy Kong.

"YOU BLINDED AN ENTIRE CLASS OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. GETTING SUED IS NOT A GOOD THING, DIDDY." sighed Mr. Game and Watch. "KEEP THE CAMERA SAFE, ALRIGHT?"

"I will." promised King Dedede. "Not only that, but I will bring back photos of the UFO! I'll show all of you!" He angrily stormed out of the lunchroom.

"...He forgot his breakfast." noted Lucario. He made a grab for one of Dedede's breakfast muffins when the penguin ran back in, as fast as Sonic, picked up his food, and went back out the door.

It was late at night, and King Dedede was starting his second day of night watch duty; he was not ordering food like crazy, like last night. Instead, he ordered cups of coffee moderately, and observed the sky, for any sign of the thing he saw yesterday. He assumed it would be back; the UFO had observed Smash Castle for a short period before it flew away. Maybe it would be back to watch the castle some more.

"DEDEDE." A voice came from Dedede's walkie-talkie; it was the Ancient Minister. "YOU ARE ORDERING A LOT OF COFFEE. ARE YOU OKAY?"

"I'm fine." answered Dedede.

"DEDEDE, THIS QUEST TO LOOK FOR A UFO IS FRIVOLOUS DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT?" The king did not answer him, as he had spotted something in the sky; he saw the same glowing blip in the sky, observing the Smash Castle. He dropped the walkie-talkie and took the camera out instead, snapping as many pictures as possible. After taking enough pictures to drown a horse in, he picked the device back up.

"MINISTER! BRING MR. GAME AND WATCH WITH YOU UP HERE! I GOT PICTURES OF THE UFO!" shouted King Dedede, completely excited. He looked back at the sky and saw that the UFO was still there... along with another light... which was heading toward him. Dedede yelped as he brought his hand up to protect himself; the hand holding the camera, to be exact. The light hit the camera and the camera broke apart, ruining King Dedede's evidence. The king looked back up and saw that the UFO was now gone; this all happened at the worst possible moment, as the Ancient Minister and Mr. Game and Watch arrived just twenty seconds after that.

The floating robot leader looked up into the sky. "...I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. WHERE ARE YOUR PICTURES?"

"...Uh..." Dedede, stammered feebly, holding the broken bits of the camera.

Mr. Game and Watch was in hysterics. "YOU FOOOOOOL! YOU BROKE THE CAMERA! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? DIDDY IS GOING TO BUILD HIS OWN CAMERA! WITH THE DEKU NUTS! I NEED TO GO TO WAL-MART AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANOTHER CAMERA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!" And so the small man jumped off the roof of the Smash Castle; if you're wondering why Mr. Game and Watch isn't a Normal, well, this is why.

"But... Minister, the UFO shot my camera..." said Dedede quietly.

"SURE IT DID." The Ancient Minister sighed. "HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF? YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT UP TO THIS." He got behind the penguin and started pushing him toward the door.

"But it's real I tell you! IT'S REAL!" screamed Dedede futilely as he was shoved back inside.

To be continued...

And so Dedede's conga line of humiliation continues. Don't worry. Things will look up for him. Probably.

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