Chapter 7

This chapa is dedicating to my bf MARK (Love the caps) I love you so much u r so hot an sexy. C ZAK I TOLD I HAD A BF so FUK U PERVET! (Congrats on you best "fried") U R SO UGLY THAT IF A GURL LOKED AT U SHE WOOD SCREAM AND DIE! (Poor guy, being insulted by a toddler) MA STORY IS BVETA I DONT NED UR HELP K tHAT FUKKING SPELL CHECK U GAV ME BROKE MY COMPUTER (How does that work?) AND NOW I HAVE TO WRITE THIS AGIN RELLY FAST COZ IT WONT OPEN! (But really, why can't you put more time into your writing?) NE WAY WE ARE GONG TO SOCIAL TOGETER SO FUK U. (That'll teach him.) tHANKS TO MY BF KATIE FOR HELP WITH SPELLING AND IDEAS (WORST SPELL CHECKER EVER!) IF NE OF MA FANS WANT HELP WIT ENGLIGH WRITING THEN MS ME IM HAPPY TO GIVE ADVICE (NO! She'll drag you down with her!) MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAS IM THE BEST IN HIS CLASS. (You must come from stupid town) (C ZAKAR FUK U MY WRING IS GUD) (Yeah Zakar, she can wring the decent from anything!)

I ran all the way up to where the red stone was. (Wow.) It was big and round and it was red. (Double wow!) Link ran up to. He looked shocked. (Indeed, WHY AM I IN A POKEMON STORY!) It was bigger than a horse. (Oh my god, oh my god oh my god! There were no typos in that line! Could this be the turn-around point?) I grapped it (*sigh* no…) and i was pulled through time and woke up in Hyrule. (Because Hyrule exsists in the Pokemon Universe's past.)

"OMFG I"M HOME AGAIN?" (MOST OCC ZELDA MOMENT EVER!) Link said loudly quietly. (How do you say something quietly loudly? Must be like "she sad happy.) "Let me show you my home Sara." (Sara? OH MY GOD WHERE IS RUBY?!)

We wnet to the castle and the gardens and inside was the priceess Zelda. (Wow.)

"Beloved Zelda went missing 17 yrs ago today." Link sad sadly with tears in his green eyes. (Triple sad Link)

I went up to Zelda but no i thought it was Zelda and it was a stachew.(You are so clever and observant, I think I'm falling in love.) I gasped. (Need an inhaler?) Zelad (ZELAD, The princess cross-dresser!) was relly pretty in a emerald grreen (GRRRRREEEEENNNN) dress with red lace on the front and back. She had lung copper hare like fire in the wind (So… her hair looked like a rabbit's lung set on fire? AND IN THE WIND!) and a relly nice body. She was thin enough to be anorexix (Anorexia is not attractive, especially if you have flaming rabbit organ hair.) AND SHE could be be a model. (LOVE YOUR CAPS!)

"U know she looks a lot like you Ruby." (Dun dun dun! HA HA LINK THINKS YOU'RE UGLY!) Sad Link looking at me with sadness and passion (Triple sad Link is very passionate.) in his blue eyes. (WAIT! His eyes were green just a few sentences ago! NO RUBY IT IS AN IMPOSTER!) There was so mush I blushed. (This is so mush, I might throw up.)

"No shes no pretty to be me." I flustered. (Somehow I don't think you're the type…)

When a looked up Link was standing realyl close to me. (no.) I could feel his chest on my arm. (No.) His eyes were so intense in mine (NO!) and I knew he loved me. (Oh MY GOD! I did not see that coming!) (An yestereday we were writing romance in class so this is how u do it. (Well… I can honestly say it's not as bad as the next chapter…) Twilight gets it perfect (Twilight doesn't get anything perfect.) and talks about how they feel and lok at each other. Free tip for u)(ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WRITER!)

Suddenly just AS LINGK (Who is Lingk?) stated to kiss me a man blak cloud (Sounds racist.) appeared and enveloped me. It was dark and i couldn't see but I couild here him calling my nam.

Then It went away and I was tied with rops. (Wow, he is AMAZING! He kidnapped the God-Sue and tied her up without ropes!)

I gasped and tried to get away but they were too tight and I stopped.

"WAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!" (Love the random gap in the evil laugh, WAHAHAHAHAH…..HAHAHAH) Said Gannowdorf. (An all knew villain!)

"I have you know (Know what?) Ruby Janet Sara Zelda!" (Let us change our names freely!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!" (Love the random pause!) I creamed so loud. (*snigger*)

I closed my eyes an hoped sum1 wood come soooon/. (I'm sure they will, everyone heard you cream.)

(An this is another exampul of a cliffhanger which is god writng) (So you confess! YOU ARE GOD!)

Ick I need some brain bleach… And this was one of the better written chapters…