CHAPA * (Okay she's forgotton what chapter she's up to.)
AN; FUCK OFF FLA MERS UR JUS JEALOUS IM GETTING ALL THESE REWIEWS BECUASE MY STORY IS EPICLY BETTER THAN URS K!11 (You story is epic, no doubt. But somehow I don't think everyone is jealous of your flaming reviews of hell.) RUNY IS NOT A MARY SUE SHE IS A GRATE PERSON K! (Well I've never met Runy, maybe she is a lovely person.) HO R U TO SAY ODDERWISE3!11111 (The evidence to contrary) I H8 u all! FUK U FUK FUCK FUK U! (This sounds like how a chicken might swear, "Rooo… fuk fuk fuk fuuuuuarrrk!")
ZAKAR U ARE A FUKKING PERV AND U TRIED TO RAPE ME (WHAT?) I H8 U U SUK FUK U! (Riiiighhhtt… well according to his profile he's bed-ridden with a broken leg in hospital… The perfect disguise for a rapist.)
KATIE UR STORAY IS ORSUM! (Awesome with a capital O!) THIS IS A TRUBUTE! (Well better than accusing her of rape…)
I stated to cry all sad n stuff. (As opposed to happy and delighted.) I dint know what to do. i ran away crying and everyfing. (Wait, how can you run away when you're tired up?) GAnNONDORF (Love thE RaNdOM cAPs!) stated to laff. "HAHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed. Then he went away. (Epic.)
I was crying and cring so sod. (Sod: An annoying person.) I missed Link an ds Gary and hoped they were k. (What is with your inability to write the word "okay?") Then I reached into ma. (Your what? No! Don't tell me it was your MOTHER!) I cut my ropes wit a nife in my legs boot. (How on earth did you reach down your boot with your hands tied?) I got off da chair and cut away all the ropes. (Oh I GET IT! She forgot she wasn't tied up after all but in seeing the ropes around the chair felt bound to that position!) Then I looked at ma surrongings. I was in a cave that was big and dark and it had teethp-like rocks danging down the roof. (Dun dun dun…) I followed it into the dungeons. T (Last sentence spelt correctly, but with a left over "T" on the end.)
Then I was outside! (Wow! No really wow! The sentence is spelt correctly!) I coud believe I was sure i had been abot to die. (Oh never mind…)
Suddenly Saffie and Nate runned up 2 me. (Where did they come from?) (An Katie dis is u) "Katie Wtf are u?"(Ruby needs to know what the fuck you are Saffie?) I askeded. (I laugheded)
"Hi RuBby." (Another name, YAY!) Saffie sad happy. (Why is everyone in this story bipolar?)
"OMG ho is dis?" (Do you always talk in txt?) I say loking at the guy. He was tall and had sexah eyes and long black hair and straight white teeth and gery eyes. He was lik 6 metres tall and relly god loking. (Okay if I saw a guy that was 6 metres tall I'd wonder if he was God too.)
"Did is Nate he is my husband." Saffire sad. (I'll bet Nate is sad too.)
"OMFG why dint u tell me?" I sad angry coz I was sad (Right… I get sad when I'm sad.) she had got married b4 me. (You are such a brat.)
"LOL!" (People who talk in text are really annoying) Katie sad. "Coz we arnt marred yet!" "It will be 2moro." (Then he is not your husband yet!)
"OMFG We must go yet you dresses!" I sad. "Ya" Saffir sad. (Welcome to depressed town!)
We went to that shop that salls wedding clothes and the salesguy came. (Such riveting writing.) He was a sexy looking guy wit dark hair and dressed in gren and red sweater (Like a Christmas tree!) and leader jacket. he looked exactly like Justin Beeber. (Ruby knows TONS of famous people!) "OMG i hav the perfect outfits for you!" (You know this is perfect character for Justin Beeber)
Katie tried on a wedding dresses that was big and white with lace oll over it. (What's black and white and red all over?) I tried on a bridemade dress that was red with a low cut and spit up ma leg which was long and tan from hores (*cough* whore *cough*) of training. And white heels. (Wow.)
"OMG you look amazing Ruby." Said Saffire. (Yay! She's not sad anymore!)
"Ya but..." I stated to cry. (Never mind…)
"Why Rbby?" Saffire assked/ (Seriously it's a four letter name, how many mis-spellings can you have?)
"Its nut fair I should be getting marred 2. (Why is that unfair?) I luv u gurl but that s not enuff nemore." (I want to marry someone, anyone!) I wept. I wanted nuthing mor than 2 b married coz thats what I alwats woshed 4. (In chapter one your greatest wish was the pokemon to go on a journey.)
I was sad all day even when Justin gave us da clothes and said he wood be singin at da wedding. (I'd be sad if Justin was singing at my wedding…) We went away. My phone rang and a talked for a while (Wow.) then hung up coz ma phone was ALWAYS ringing with popkle ho wnaterd to talke to me. (Useless information number 2) Anyway we went back to where the wedding was 2moro. (Ruby the Time Jumper!)
Suddenly... a bush jumped out frum behind a man and took a pic of me! (DAMN YOU EVIL BUSH!)
""FUCK OFF BASTARD!" (YEAH!) i screamed. But he just kept taking photos. Den all thses people ran up to me exitedly. (Trying to escape this dreadful story!)
Sum were asking me to marry them! (There, problem solved!) odders wanted my autogap.(That sounds like something used in fixing cars.) I exploded (The End.) and raun away and hit (SMACK!) in in a house and looked the door ancd put up electirc fences that wood KILL any1 ho pissed me of! (There's going to be a lot of dead people with this human bug-zapper…) (AN: LIKE ZAkar I fukking h8 u bastard) (Poor guy, really what did you do to her?)
Inside the horse (Neigh!) i was sad and loney and i wishe gray (Your secret lover!) was dere so we could b tgeter. Den i heard sum1 in da hous. "Wtf is there!" (Txt txt everywhere!) i shouted and took of my sowrd. (When did you get a sword? Did you steal Link's?)
"ITS me." Sad sum1 mysterously. (The suspense is killing me!)
I gasped. (Warning to readers: Don't play a drinking game with this story.)
It wos... Gary! (Oh MY GOD!)
"RUby its nut Saffire thats getting married 2mato (mmm tomato.) it is u and me!" He mumured. (With an exclamation mark.)
"OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGG?! (My thoughts exactly, hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah ahah!)
I was so fukking happy!/ (Yay!)
An Wasnt dat gud? (Let me think… eh no.) I cant w8 4 da nex chapa wen I do da weddin! (Groan, shoot me now…)