Alrighty then, I'm up to chapter 10 of this… shall we say stor- No I can't do it… The dreadful thing, (yeah that's better) Now a little warning. This chapter has the rating "raisin" because… well I don't know… It does however, contain THE WORST sex scene I have ever had the misfortune of allowing my eyes to fall upon, even worse than Imma Wiserd's.

*Shudder* You've been warned. Don't blame me if you have a stroke.

Oh and thank you to all those who corrected me. People love it when they are corrected.

CHapa 10

WARNIN THIS CHAPA IS RATE RAISIN (Excuse me miss but what exactly is "rate raisin"?) DONT FLAME ME IF U ARE 2 STUPID TO LIKE DIS STORY AND AR OFFENCED BY IT. (Okay we won't flame you if we are too stupid to like this story, however most of us are clever enough to hate this story. But not me honey, I love you. *snort*)

BTW da playlist for dis chapa is justin beeper if i wos ur boyfriend and one dierection got that one thing. (Right… don't know who they are…) START PLAYING NOW. (Don't tell me what to do.)

WE WOKE up. (LOUDLY!)

"OMG Rubby you r amazing!" gary cried. (Rubby is a "grate" nickname!)

"really?" I inquired sweetlyt. (*sings* The devil wears the shiniest shoes, that's what they say.)

"Ya." He said sexily. (Sexily is another "grate" word.)

The dragonite made a soft loud noise that made gafry (Who is Gafry, just how many men did you sleep with?) jump but nut me coz im nut afraid of pokemone. (You are so brave.) The dregonite laffed at him but i told it no in case it hut his feelings. (And kind!)

"Oh yea i got this dragonnite for you rubby. I love you so much." Gary sad shyly. (He's sad because he has been forced into marriage to you. His affection is a sad case of Stockholm syndrome.)

I was flattened. (SPLAT!) I put the pokemon into my ball and on my belt. I got dressed in a cool red tank top that was all ripped like claws and AND low cut shirt and long shorts that showed off my legs which wrere long and tAN FROM lots of trainieng and i was naturally skinny anyway. (Wow.)

Gary was still naked and stuff. He had a really big boy thing (*snigger*) and a six pack (Shout me a beer friend!) and big bisects. He looked axactly like the Peteer on Hunger Games "Maybe we shoudl just saty lik this he said lauffing." (Gary felt the need to state that he was laughing to try to bury his fear and trauma) "I LIKied looking at him but dint want odder gurls to see him. (And you call Zakar a pervert.) "No ill but u sum new clothes" (Because you are my bitch.)

"Ya, we can go shopn together lik husband and wife." (Meaning he would sit sadly and bored in the husbands chair while his wife tried on a gazillion dresses and asked the dangerous question "Does this make me look fat?") He laffed, happyiliy. (Crying on the inside.)

"Yea! I sad" "But first I hav a surprise for u." (No, please no!) I took off all my clothes and I cold (That's because you are naked outside silly girl.) c that hes was so turned on. (… I'm not sure if I want to know how you figured that out…)

We stated to make out hot and heavy and he ran up an down my body. (Trying to trample you!) Then we lay down on da sand lik in da movie. (What movie?) Gary climbed on top of me and put his had on in my down there place (His what and where?!) and we sat dere for a while. (You could be a porn star! Let us just sit and look at each other naked and cold.) (C ZAKAR FUK U I NO WOT IM DOING IM NUT A VEGAN!) (How dare he accuse you of eating animal products. I would be outraged, if that had been true. And by the way, from what I gather from the poor guy's reviews, his calling you a VIRGIN does not count as him trying to rape you.) Then we had a orgasim and we stopped and got dresed. (Oh my god, that was so hot!)

Gary lokked happy. (Because it was over!) "i know of a grate shop in cerulin city that has aawesum clothes." (Like, omg, let's like, totally omging go there!)

"Ya." I sAid happiley. (Yay you are happy again!) We skipped to the big city (Wow you are really happy!) which was by the sea and had a gym that had a leader caused misty ho had water pokemon but she was no match for me in the game so I bet her and got all her money and killed her pokemon. (… You're a psychopath…)

I tired (Well you did just have… I don't know what that was…) on a red jacket with blue zips all over it and leather pants wih rips at the kness and white heals. "OMG you look amazing Ruby." Said gary who had just put on aa leather jaket and belts all over it and black jeanss with flames aup the sides. (… I don't care…)

We wentr for a walk and saw Ash and Link who liked our outfits then went away. (Wow.) They seemed sad for some raison but I was 2 fukking happy to care. (…bitch…)

Suddenly the ground exspoded (gasp!) and the dust went into my eyeas and went i wok up gary was gone and a nite flu (The Bird flu is back!) on da grnd. I pick it up and gasped. (Gasp!)

gray has ben kinaped (Dun dun dun!) if you want ti c him agan then u will go to to the lake in the corner of da map. Brok...

I gasped! (OH MY GOD! THIS WRITING IS INCREDABLE!)

Okay… was that even a sex scene? Maybe I've been doing it wrong all this time…

Oh god, I hope not.

Lord Seavar out