And now the chapter most requested…

CHABFPA 12!

Chabfpa 12

FUK OF FLAMERS I HAD TO WRITE DIS QUICKERLY. (Again, why, is your life so important that you cannot grace us the true depth of your writing ability?) UR ALL JUST FUKKING JEALOUS COZ EVER1 LOVES ME AN HATES U STUPIDHEADS! (Who loves you? Okay maybe I do a little.)

i HAVE OVA 70 REWIEVS NOW SO FUK ALL DIE BICHES!1 (Now now let's play nicely.)

MINIPEOPLE U ARE THE STUPIDIST FUKKER EVA!111111111111 (Ouch. I bet that showed him. I'll bet he can't ever look himself in the mirror with that stunning insult. Amazing!)

i FOVGIVE U 4 BEN MEAN ACESWILD13 (Aww, that's nice.) COZ I NO U R JUST SOOO IN LOV WITH ME. (WHAT! How dare he!) BUT UR JUST JEALOUS IM 2 GUD 4 U! (Yeah… you hit the nail on the head there…) JUST ADMIT THE RASIN (You love raisins!) U HAV BEEN MEAN IS COZ U R IN LOV WITH ME AND THAT IM A BETA SWRITER THAN U! (Yeah! Just admit that her writing is second best and you love how she screams at you and refuses your help… Seriously man I read your reviews to her and you have the patience of a saint!)

i WILL KILL ALL FLAMERS U DONT NO TRU TALENT WHEN U SEE IT! (That may be true, they do however, know true crap when they see it.) TELL ME WERE U LIV SO I CAN KILL U AND RITE U BAD REVITES! (That'll make em tell you sweetheart, you are so clever!) COWARDS USE UR REAL NEMES! (Yeah, like me, Lord Seavar, or like like Ruby/Sarah!)

OMG KATIE UR STORY IS ANIMAZING (Animazing: Like an animal wrote it.) BUT GARY IS MINE AND STAY AWAY FROM MA BF JUSTIN I NO U LIKE HIM SO FUCK OFF! (Oh, you have a new boyfriend. That was very quick, but I suppose you ARE very desirable.)

ZAKAR CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE BUSTARD! (Yeah, let's kill the poor guy some more! How dare he offer to help you!)

I AM SOO FUKKING ANGRY RITE NOW DONT U DARE FLAME ME! (… How do you know when you are angry?)

I bust into tires. (Just like that Call of Duty cheat!) Ash stsed to conform me sexily. (He moulded top your shape just like everyone in your world!) ( I was k with it coz i knew him growing up an he wos ma best firnd execpt for katie i love u gurl k) (That's good to know.) I dint noticed the sun go away and the day becaome night and it was dark and stars were out and a full moon that looked like a siver round ball in da sky. (You are so clever.) We were in a forset. (Wow.) I was sacred in case sum1 might b ou dere. (Yes, sacred, we all know how SPECIAL you are.)

i cryed and Crryed until tears ran down my feces (no, just no.) like in the movie. (I hope I never see that movie.) Then i decided i had to save him at any cost so i went to where gray was. (That was an amazing decision!) I got there. (Wow.) The ugly fukker pedofile Broke was dere so was team rockzit. They laffed at me."WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHVGAHAHAHAV DHDJJAA!

I put up my middle finger (Badass!) a nd pulled out my gun (Double badass!) witch was a red one with two bullets in it and i KILLLED ALL THE MOTHERFUKKERS! (Triple badass, you even managed to kill an army with two bullets! Radical!)

Minipeople ran out all redarded and stupid. (I'll bet he did!) She begged (Wait… is Mini People a guy or a girl?) me to tech him how to write (Yeah because Mini People wants to BE YOU!) but i just laffed and KILLED HER! (Well that showed her.) (AN YOU GAVE ME A FAKE NJUMBER U COWARD!) (Could you blame him? Or maybe you misspelled the number he gave you.)

BRook runned up to me and shooted at me (DUCK RUBY!) "NOOO we NEVA SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO STOP U RUBY! U R TOO GUD IN EVERYway! (Wow, he totally gets it!)

HE SHOT out a ugly rock pokemon that runned away coz it knew i colfd kill it! (I'd run away from you too sweetheart.)

GRunt came and battled me but i bet him easy. (GAMBLING! COME ONE, COME ALL!) I laffed sarcastikally. (Love your spelling) BUT THEN HE TURNED INTO A BOOB! (*splutter* It took me about ten minutes to stop laughing here, there's Coke on my keyboard and my chair is broken. HOW FUCKING RANDOM!)

I gasped. (Holy hell HE TURNED INTO A BOOB I'D BE DOING MORE THAN GASPING!) IT WAS A big BOOM (The boob exploded?) made frum TONS of explosives and it had a timer in red letters that said 0.15mins! (?)

We runned outside just as the bomb went off. (So… it was a booming boob bomb?) it was sooo loud. (Well most bombs are.)

At furst i was happy coz i was alive. (Yay!) Then I remembered that Gary had been inside. (Oh my god.)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed sexily. (Even in the midst of agonizing grief, Ruby remains sexy.)

Gary was dead. I couldn't fukking believe it. I had only just marred him. (Girl you did a lot more than just mar him…) I missed him I loved him (An we are writn tragity in school rite now) (A sexy tragity.)

Three days later...

I was stilll really sad but it was time to move on. (Wow, you just lost the love of your life. Most people take a hell of a lot longer to get over it, sometimes years. Not three days… but then given your attention span…) Then I got a litter in da mail. (Puppies or kittens?)

Dear Ruby, you are a window now (Yep, I can see right through you, hahahaha *smacks self hard in the forehead*) and need to come to the pokemon league. We will tell u why when you get dere. (Ooo a mystery)

I was so sad as I walked to da pokemon league. I coldnt belive he was gone. (That's nice.)

An dis chapa was so sad it made it cry so im not mad ne more. (…That's nice.) Anyway let me know how muck you lik it. (But what if we don't…)

Okay I wonder what qualifies people to be killed by Ruby. Am I in the firing line (Dun dun dun!) If Zakar, or AcesWild13 or Mini People is reading this I would be very interested to hear what you did to piss this poor poor girl off ;)

Lord Seavar out