I am so witty,

I am so clever,

That is the truth, however,

A girl by the name of Ruby Janet,

Said I am the stupidest man on the planet,

Gave me a note to not be rued,

Said that I was to be heavily sued,

But my dear, I have a note for you,

Help! I have been attacked by the Mary-Sue!

And now for something less conventional,

Let us assume my misspelling is intentional!

Chax 15 (Pick a spelling, any spelling, oh and this is supposed to be chapter 14)

ZAKAR FUKKING GO DIE (I think she likes you Zakar) I DONT NEED YOUR HALP U ARE MEAN! (Don't be mean) THE LAST CHAPA WAS STUPID (Uh… well if his was stupid…) U CANT RITE SO FUK OFFF! (You really can't write so really FUK off!) STOPE FALIMING I HATE YOU ALL! aN DONT CHANGE MY PASSY! (?)

i stormed back an got my pokemon da next day. (YAY!) They were so shocked the woman had beeen stupid enough to try to take pokemon frum me (So am I, how dare they!) and beeged me to forgive them (aww…) and wanted my autograbs (Touching like that is inappropriate kids.) but i told em to fuk off and die. (You are the definition of sweet.)

"Ruby, rubby! (Kill em, they spelt your name wrong Rubby!) We r soo sorry 4 dis mistake pls forgive us." They begged me to forgive em. (That's the third time they've begged you.)

"No. I sad. (I would be sad if someone begged me for forgiveness.)

"Pls except this trofy as a sybol of our sorryness." (Sorryness, you use the best words!) The man gav me the Pokemon champion throphy! (And you totally earned it sweetheart!)

"Since we made a mistake pls take this trophy, you r worthy of being the champion!" (Eh… why?)

I took the trophy and money. (Wow.)

Then I went hom to the house where da forest was. (There once was a house in the forest...)

I sat in my crying and cring. (So sad.) i was hard to breath. (Note to the kiddies out there, concentrated and deliberate inhaling of Ruby can be fatal!) Then i herd a nock on da door! (Wow.) I came off my rocking chair which was a red oak. (Yay for pointless details!)

It was... Ash Kellun (I love how you build the suspense with the eclipses.)

i GASPED. (LOUDLY!) he looked so sad. (I'm so depressed.) "Runy i need to talk to u." (You can have Runy, BUT RUBBY IS MINE!) He swept. (Ain't that a good boy, cleaning your house all depressed.)

I let him inside. (Wow.)

He bursted into tears. (Hmm… sounds like a ticking time bomb, oh sorry, BOOB!) We hugged 4 a while. He had bean Grays brother and was sad now that he was gon e 4EVA! (Everyone is somehow related and sad.)

sUDEENELY A Cellabe apparatred. (RaNDOm caPS Make Things HARD To REaD!)

Me and Ash looked at eachodder all shocked.. (GASP!)

It was green and came in a beam of siver green light. (WOW! SHE EVEN INVENTS NEW COLOURS!) Then... (Oh my god what?)

We were polled into da future! (NO! NO WAY!)

We hit da grond in a crash. (Slick.) I got up and dusted myself of. Ash got up 2. (Wow.) "OMG RUby I think we have been transformed to the past!" (? You were pulled into the future… and you have been transformed to the past? You should be a physics teacher!)

"WTF! I shooted. (Ruby has a txt gun that fires random txts) "WTF is dis happened?!" (Because you wrote it.)

"We have been taken to da past for sum raisin. (Some raisins. Yum. I'm so in!) We have a grate destiny here." Ash stated to cry. (This dude's dragging you down Ruby, ditch him!)

"Me! Wot am I supposed to do! I growed. (When exactly did he start talking about you? Oh I forgot, it's always ABOUT YOU!)

Ah looked worred. (I'd be worried too) He stared at da grind. (What grind? Oh it must be me trying to grate and grind this "story" out of my brain!)

"Well!" I demoned. (She reveals her true colours! SHE IS A SUE-DEMON!)

Before he cold replay (Cold replay, the newest in rock!) the Celebe (Pick a spelling!) came and called out to me. I followed it to a big tree. (Wow.) "OMG dis tree must be so old, u can tell by the number of rings." I sad (dis works in real life 2) (Kind of, but you can't see the rings if the tree hasn't been chopped down.)

"Ya sad Ash. "Thats whats happens when you go back in time.' (You fail physics forever.)

Wde both laffed at the joke. (Did I miss something here?)

Suddenly an old man appeared. (Epic.) You, you must be the ones who Cebeli (Ooo another spelling) has choosed o sav us." He lokked at us all careful. (Be afraid, be very afraid!) I looked at Ash for comfrot and he smelled at me (Sniff.) reassurassedly. (Like a dog? YEAH BECAUSE HE'S YOUR BITCH!)

"You nhave suffered a grate loss." (Said the mysterious no-one!)

I nodded thing of gary and tryn nut tom cry. (Don't make Tom cry.)

The old man sad wiselly. "Come wif me." (Now, will you chose the red pill, or the blue pill.)

If YOU chose the blue pill, then read on, but know, I cannot undo what you will experience. THERE IS NO GOING BACK! (This should have been on the first chapter really)

LordSeavar out.