Chapa 16 (No, it's 15)

GUESS WHAT ZAKAR. (What?) U SUK!1 (Wow.) AN GUES WHAT ZAKAR (What?) PAIGE DITCHED U (He got ditched by his girlfriend? Well it's not very nice to go telling everyone about it. Maybe she has some kind words to make him feel better.) COZ U R SO UGLE AND FAT AND STUPID AN IF A GURL LOKKED AT U SHE WOOD SCREAM AN DIE STUPIHEAD! (There you go, an insult worthy of a 5 year old. Feel better?) UR SOO STUPID U FELL OFF A BIKE AND BROKE URSELF AN UNCLE BOB HAD 2 CALL AN ABULANCE 4 U AN UR IN HORSPITAL NOW IM NUT! (Right. Not having hospital visits is an indication of intelligence.) I AM NUT SAYN NOTHIN TO MUM 4 U. (But don't you love your mother?) I HATE U! (Why are you so obsessed with Zakar? Are you secretly in love with him? Or do you just like attacking people that have just broken up and are in hospital?)

fUCK OF FLAMERS I HAVE OVA 100 REVIEWS THAT PROVES IM BETA THAN U. (Over 100 flames, that proves you are "beta") LOK DA SITE MADE ME BE A BETA READER (You mean you made yourself a beta reader? Oh god no!) COZ IM SOO MUCH BETA DAN ALL U FUKKERS!1 (Second best!) UR COMENTS R RUDE N DICUSTEDING!111 (Yeah, you should be attacking people who have just ended relationships and are in hospital!) i NO UR POSSING REVITES AS ASH AND GRAY AND ITS NUT DEM THEY WOOD NEVA SAY DAT 2 ME STUPIDHEADZ!11111 (Yeah, because Gary and Ash don't exsist!)

I DUNT NED UR HELP ZAKRN (I'm thinking you actually love this guy...) UR FUKKN CHJANGED MY PASSY BUSTARD!1 (Your password? Are you sure you didn't just forget it?) UR SORTAY SUKS I HAV MOR REVEWS DAN U!111 (Correction, more flames) UR A VEGEN NUT ME HA!11 (How dare he not consume animal products.)

BTW MINIPOEPL (Oh goody more petty revenge.) ZAKS GONG TO CUM (Ew.) KILL U SO TELL ME WHERE U LIFE! (Right, hello I'm your murder, please leave your name, number and address so I can find you and get to work.) UR STUPID N CANT WIRTE!1 (I'm guessing this MiniPeople can also write circles around you.) HES GONG TO CUM KILL ALL U COWRDS DAT FLAME ME (Yep, if you want someone to be your killing dog, first spread personal details about his life, then tell him he sucks and then accuse him of being a rapist/vegan. Ruby gives great life advice!)COZ HE DOES WOT I SAY COZ MY UNCLE HES BOSS!1 (Then shouldn't he be taking killing orders from your uncle?)

UR SORTA IS TOOO LUNG (Yeah, your stories are vital organs!) AND MAKES NO SENCE FUKKER! (It's too much for her brain to comprehend!) WOT DID I SAY EARER? (Earer, you love your body parts, shame you don't know how they work.) iM NUT A FUKKIN TROLL I AM BETIFUL PEERSON K! (You are so betiful to me.) UR ALL TROLLS GO UNDER A BIRD AND DIE! (You heard the lady, go under a bird and die!)

MY SOTRY IS DA BEST 1 ON DIS SITE COZ I FUKKN WROTE IT! SCREW U!11 (Ruby has the "gratest" story ever!)

Anyway hear is sum mor of my story for my fans (Aw that's nice) (I HAVE MOR THAN U ZAK!) (But you love him anyway.)

Da old man made us cum. (Go away bad thoughts, go away…) We went into hos house and he talked to us. I new u wood cum Ruby. (Please stop, you're killing me…) I sawed in a dream u wood be the 1 2 save us. (Sawing wood in a saved dream.)

I gosped. "Y me?" I asped. (She gosped and asped!)

"first u must talk to da Celibi. (I can't even remember the proper spelling of that pokemon now…) It will be at da tree of Tim." (Who is Tim?) The old man said all mysterious. (c dis is how u build expense in a story) (This is how you make a commentary funny, I said all humorous.)

Me and Ash went to the place where the tree was. (Wow.) It was a big oak and had lots of green leaves. (Oh my god, no spelling mistakes.) There was a box in the tree. (Wow.) Then silver green light pored out and celbi appeared. (The brand new colour arrived along with the name-shifting pokemon!)

We wnet up to the tree and there was a box in it but nothin else. (That's the second time you've found that tree and it's box.) I opedn it na d there was a letter. I took it . (THIEF!) there was also a gold ring with a ruby gem inside it and gold around the outside. It wasz up in da tree of time. (The grand mystery, the ring and the letter which are never mentioned again.)

sUDddenly Celibate appeared! (Ruby was thinking about herself and forgot about him, then she remembered he was there.)

I gasped and looked at Sah all shocked.(As you should be. WHO IS SAH?!) He looked shocked aswell. (Oh god, how did I get here?!)

dA CELIBI spoek to us in a pokemon mind voice that sonded relly cute like in da movie! (That was fantastic describing.)

"Ruby you hav cum here to put rite the unbalance of time. (GASP!) But the only one 2 put the time right angan will be fated to die!" (What?)

"WTF! NOOOOOO!"(My words exactly.) I was angfry and runned away. (Let us go for a runned) I dint want to die yet. Ash came after me beggin me to stop but i kept runnnnn. (RUNNNNNNN!) I burst into tears and cryed and wept. (Oh no Ruby is sad again.) It was nut fair, furst Gary had dyed (Silver/green) and now i had to dye and save the world. (Tie-dye Ruby!)

"Its nut fair!" (No sweetheart) I weept into Ashes shoulder."Y is it always me who must save ever1 and fix things." (I don't know, I really don't know.)

"Its because you r a talent." He sad assurely. (He knew she was the most "talent" in this twisted world, and he was most assuredly sad.)

"I no but still why shold i hav to do anythin. When will it be my turn to hav somthing god happen to me. (What? Like being made the pokemon league champion all because Zakar rewrote a chapter that you didn't like? I have a list, shall I email it to you?) When will pople be able to do stuff wifout my halp. (When you start to write characters that can look after themselves.) Its nut fair! (No one said being a god was easy.)

"I no I no." sad Saffire. (Unable to make up her mind.)

"Ya" sad Misty. (When did Misty get here?)

Ash looked me in da eye and sad softly. (Kill me softly.) "Sara u r the most beauftifl person in da hole world. (this world is a hole if the anorexic girl with flaming rabbit hair is the most beautiful…) U r so smart and funny and ur soo god at writing! (*snigger*) Ever1 loves u and the ones dat say they dont are stupid and can go fuk demselves like MINIPEOPLE and ZAKAR (Your two bestest friends!) AND ALL DA ODDER FLAMERS!" (More friends!) He sad quietly. (Despite talking in caps)" U dont have to do ne thing?" (He said uncertainly.)

"No I fukkin do." I snaped. "Its up 2 me." (Whoa, mood swing.)

I had ben sad coz i didnt want to die but Gary was dead 2 so maybe we cold be 2gether in da afterlife. (NOOOOOO!)

"I'll do it I sad." (No don't be sad. Be happy!)

Everyone gasped and told me no but i make my mind. (You just made a mind? Gasp! Maybe things are turning around!)

AN: DIs is another clifferhanger it is my idea but you can use it (You are so kind for sharing your invention of a "clifferhanger" with the rest of us "fukkin flamers") in ur storyats coz its relly god writing. (How to write like a Sue-God!) BTW Im a beta writer now coz they chose me to win dat prize coz im lots of talent. (Becoming a beta writer on this site is not an award…) C I CAN RITE FUKKERS! (Yeah!) Anyway i have a god twist (a twist in a story is a surprise) for da nex chapa which is ull c...! (I can't wait!)

Alright… I need a shower to wash this story off me and a hug and someone to tell me it's going to be alright.

LordSeavar out.