Pathetic as it may be, this "story" has me curious. Is it a troll? Is it genuine? I've heard some pretty convincing arguments from both sides. So given that I don't have a life (outside of trolling trolls and mocking random people) I started PMing Zakar to see if he would let anything slip. (Insert evil laugh here) Well I have to say his story about Ruby/Sara is pretty well told. He insists that she is real and she acts out for attention, acting stupider (is that even a word? Stupider. No red squiggles. NO! Don't get distracted.) than she really is in all aspects of her life.

Then we started talking about cricket and I forgot the rest. Being as clever as I am, I made up this story about coming to visit New Zealand to see a long lost uncle. Well Zakar gave me a phone number and rough address and said to call in for a cuppa if I was in the area. (Maybe he's planning to murder me. XD)

(I hope he's not reading this…) So I'm thinking about trying that number just as soon as I figure out how much it would cost to ring it.

Then there are the conspiracy theories.

The most obvious one being that Zakar is Ruby and he made her up just to draw attention to his stories. But he's deleted them now and Ruby's are still going. He would also have to have created Ruby's friend Katie too, who is still writing/flaming.

Another popular one is that Ruby is a troll and in real life she and Zakar are, shall we say "involved."

So to settle this I've made a poll. VOTE! VOTING IS THE BEST EVIDENCE! PEOPLE ARE NEVER WRONG!

Anyway I kinda hope this thing is for real because it's just so funny.

CHar17 (Eh, no, it's 16)

AN; Okay my mum said that may by you are writing mean things about my story coz I'm better then you (Wow, even your mum think's we are jealous.) but I keep telling you and you don't like it. (Oh, she thinks we are being mean because you are being a bitch.) So she says I should say sorry.(Good. How nice.) Okay.(Uh… you didn't actually say sorry…) So don't write men things about my story k? (So no honesty?) I will be nice to you if you r nice to me. (? But you were mean first…) I will try to make this beta for everyone (Second best! Oh I'm sick of that joke…) (c I'm using spell checker now)(Yeah but you're still not proof-reading and you are using txt-talk.) coz your reviews were men(DAMN THOSE MALE REVIEWERS!) and gave me bad dreams and I cried about it k? (…) So I'm using spell check now coz uncle let me use his computer which has word on it. (Maybe this is the turn-around for Ruby.)

So if someone wants to help me wife my writing I will say yes and thanks. (How lovely. She wants someone to become the lawfully wedded wife of her *shudder* writing…)

So I'm really sorry sorry (Wow. Doubly sorry. Did you have a near death experience?) for my behavior which was wrong and childish. (Wow.) Some people are better at some things than me so I should be nice to them and let them help me. (Again, wow.) Zak said he will help me when he gets Time and he knows how to take away the bad reviews I gave you if you want and can show me how. I was really sad that you reported me and I cried about it last night. So I'm sorry okay. (Okay, you at last said sorry. I forgive you for threatening to sue me and having Zakar to come and kill me.)

(Mum helped me write that thank you mum) (Isn't she so sweet.)

Okay if someone wants to help make this better I will be nice to them. (Lovely.)

I knew I had to die to save everyone. (WHY GOD? WHY?) They were begging me no but I dint care anymore because I missed Gray (You missed your secret lover, who should still be alive because it was GARY that died.) and wanted to be wife him FOREVER. (Do you take Ruby to be your wife till death do you part.) I took a breath. (Wow.)

"Oka let's do it Celery." (Celery: the edible vegetable pokemon. For unknown reasons this pokemon is facing extinction.)

The green silver pokemon nodded sadly and I raised a sword. (GIVE LINK/LUNK BACK HIS SWORD!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" someone sad. (Pausing in the middle to take a breath and continue screaming, sadly.)

"WFT!" Everyone shouted. (Everyone is retarded!)

The old man came running up to us. "No you can't do this Sara!" (Right, this is not a self-insert at all eh Sara…)

"Who are you to tell me what to do?" I demined.

"I love you Ruby!" The old man said. (NO! She is mine you mean old man!)

"WTF! Gross you are an old pervert!" I cried. (Exactly! KILL HIM RUBY! (I love a girl that can fight all my battles for me.))

Suddenly the old man's eyes rolled up and he was changed. (GASP!) He was Gary! (Oh my GOD!) I gasped and ruined up to kiss him. (Yep, you ruined Gary alright…) I could not believe it! (The God-Sue created another miracle, of course it is unbelievable.) "Aye" he said. (Oh my god. He's Irish too!) I was nut killed in the boom (No, you were killed in the BOOB!) but taken to the past where I knew u wood come for me coz we r meant to be together. (That makes perfect sense… I guess you picked up the txt talk in the past as well…)

"WTF!" I shouted happy. (See kids, mobile phones are dangerous. Use them too much and you'll be shouting txt talk all over the place!) "How happen?" (Ruby was so shocked she yet again forgot words.)

"You couldn't be the one farted to die (Farted! LOL! I'm so mature…) because then our son will never be borne." (He will be the BORNE!)

"I'm pregnant?" I gasped. (Ruby, the fifteen year old girl… is pregnant. Take note of this shining example kids. And how is it Gary knows Ruby is pregnant and she doesn't?)

"Yea you have a son soon" (Again, how does Gary know and God-Sue doesn't) "I'm so happy we are going to have family!" Gary was crying so happy. (Is crying so happy better than crying so sod?)

"I was so happy to." (Okay, among other things, it is clear the author has no idea how to use quotation marks.)

We went home then an started to decorate a nursery. (What? How did you get back home from the future/past) It was a square room (Wow) so I Gary panted it red and blue (for a boy) (He huffed and puffed and panted the room red and blue) and we put a cot in and a bed for when our son grew up.(I feel sorry for the kid, a Sue-demigod forced to endure this story…) I put up some posers of Pokémon (Damn those poser pokemon!) for him to look at when he grew up. (SOMEONE RING SOCIAL SECURITY I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH!)

Then Gary pulled out a Christmas tree and it was XMAS! (Wow.) (OMFG IM SOOO EXITED! IT'S NEARLY HEAR!) (What are five?) We decorated it together. (Wow.) I put on the balls (*snigger*) and he put on the lights. Then I threw so tinsel at him and he laughed. We both luffed. (Luffing all together, so happy, I'm sod.) We were so happy to be back together again. (Aww.)

Then we went to bed tougher (Decorating xmas trees will certainly put hair on your chest.) and the next day it was xmas. (OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!) I got up and ran downstairs and looked under the tree. (Wow.) There was one present for me wrapped in red paper with a sliver bow and the tag sad (It was sad because it would be forced to endure ownership by Ruby.) to Ruby from Gary.

I gasped excitedly (No silly, "exitedly.") and opened the beautify paper. Inside was a box. (Wow.) I was abbot to open it when gray took it. (Oh no, your secret lover Gray is here! WHAT WILL GARY THINK?!)

"Ruby I got this for u when we went back in time because since we went back in time we have to get married again coz it dint count before. (That makes perfect sence…) He gut on one knew (?) and opened the box. It was a ring of gold with ruby's in the middle. (Why rubies… why? Such a mystery…)

"Will u marry me Ruby? (But who ASKED?! Was it Gray or Gary? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!)

"YEs" I sad happily. (Sad happy again, the bipolar Sue is BACK!) He kissed me passively (Sweetie he's just not that into you.) and we spent the rest of xmas together.

An: I hop you liked this one I worked hard on it. (And it shows.) Have a good xmas k!1 (Ain't she a doll?)

Lord Seavar out.