Why do u pople like Zakars sortay and nut mine! (Ah, now this sounds familiar…) YOU PEOPLE R STUPID! I GUT HIM (Dead.) TO RITE SUM AND U STIL DONT LIKE MY WRITING! (Gotta love Ruby's logic. Zakar can write the next Harry Potter, still no one is going to like YOUR writing Ruby.) UR R STILL BEN MEAN Y CANT U JUST FUKKING LIKE IT! (Because it sucks.) IT PROVES U R JUST STUPID (Yeah… Ruby logic part 2) AN U ONLY DONT LIKE IT TO BE MEN TO ME! WHAT WOOD U SAY IF I WROTE SUM SORTAY FOR ZAKAR, I BET U WOOD LIKE IT DEN (Yes… and pigs can fly.) YOU ARE FUKKING RASSISTS!1 (But you're both from New Zealand… Oh I get it. You are a separate race of SUE-GOD!)

WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM AN NUT ME! MY STORY IS BETTER! (No it's Beta.) HIS CHAR IS A MARU SUE NUT MINE (Behold the charcoal Mary Sue, a by-product of Ruby's flaming… I'm in a weird mood.) AND ITS BORIN! (Yeah, he doesn't rant and rage like you baby!) HE THINKS HE IS SOO GRATE COZ BUT HES NUT! (He's a nut! You're a nut! We are all nuts!) ZAKAR U FUKKIN SUK FUK U! (How nice.) U GOT DITCHED BY UR GF i DIDNT! (I'm sure that's something he'd love to have posted on the web. Thank you Ruby.) i HAV A BOYFIEND U DONT! (Well maybe he doesn't want a boyfriend.) U FINK U R SOO SMART BUT UR NUT!1 (Ouch.) UR SOTRY MAKES NO SENCE AN SUKSS! (Well I can understand how correct spelling might confuse you.)

ZAKAR YOU R FULKIN MEN I SAW UR CHAPA AND U CALLED ME A DITZ! (No Ruby, he called your character a ditz. I thought she wasn't a Mary-Sue. And why didn't you read it before posting it? Silly girl.)

IM GONNA FUKKIN SUET YOU LORDSEVAR (Uh oh.) YOU FUKKER U STOLE MA SOTRY! (Oh no. Hide!) IM GOING TO GET ZAKAR OR SCOT TO CUM (Ew… no not that.) AND KILL U FUKKER! (Well that's a relief.) SO YOU BETA WATCH OUT (I'm going to have nightmares.) AN DIM (?)

NOCTURNAL OF ECLIPSE U ROCK I LOVE U GURL!1 (Oh good she got distracted.) SHE THINKS IM GOD! (You have a cult following lol) ACESWILD13 U ROCK I LO SOO SWEET! (So I have a rival?) SEE TONES OF POPLE THINK IM GOD. (You've started a new religion!) aN KATIE UR ORSUM! u R SOO VOLUPTOOUS (THAT MENS PERFECT U STUPID FUKKERS) (Perfect female figure maybe…) zAKAR U R NOT VOLUPT2OUS SO FUK U. (Well given that he's a dude…) Go die MINIPEOPLE and XRTEAMDREAM!. (How lovely.) eVERQ1 WHO IS MEN CAN GO FUK THEMSELVES AND DIE COZYOU R STUPID. (So you hate the male gender?)

SO U EDER LIK THIS SORTAY OR FUK OFF! (I chose…)

Ruby was in the pokemon gym getting ready to fite the leader which was Ash kettlem. (This plot is so messed up that I'm not even going to comment on how this makes no sense, oh wait I did.) He shot out a Pikachu. (Pikachu gun!) I laffed and thew a pokemonball at it and out come a Oniks. (Ruby is creating a new series of pokemon!) we fited for a while then Pikachu faint and I win. (Wow.) Ash gasped and sent out a Charlizard. (OMG I love dat pokemone!). (OMG me too!)

"You cannot bezat me!" (Ooo that's going to be my new catch-phrase.) I shooted. (With the Pikachu gun?) I called back Oniks and sent out Vaporeeon! "You water attack!" (You! Say something stupid!) Vapor shoot a water blast and shot Charlizard down. (Wow.)

Ash looked worryd now! (Because he was trapped in this hellhole fanfiction.) "GO BLASTOYS"

I smelled and sent out a Mew!" (Hey just asking… what does Mew smell like?)

"HOLY SHIT" muttered ash. (LOL!)

I laffed and bet him. (YEAH!) He dropped his knees (What is it with people with detachable body-parts?) then I helped him up and he gave me sum money and we went away then. (Wow.) I now had 11 badges so i was redy to go to da league. (When the hell did you get 11 badges. And I thought you only needed eight… Wow you are amazing.)

TO B COTINED! (Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm so "exited!")

Anyway we gut to the league and we went in. (Oh, we're continuing now.) Inside was all red and done up for the cerimony. (I think you hate red.) I had dresed up to I was wearing a red jacket and black mascara and red high helled boots and a (and a what? You have me on the edge of my seat!)

(Wait where's the rest of it?...)

*sigh* So my Rubby is planning to make Zakar or Scot *ahem* then kill me… Oh god please no.

What did I do to deserve this?

*Facepalm* I need a hug... and a shower…

Lord Seavar out