Red Riding Rey

Once upon a time…

"Um, narrator person?"

Yes Rey?

"I have a question."
What is it?

"I know that this story is called Little Red Riding Hood, but I don't really think the little part suits me. So can you change it? Pretty Please?!

*huffs* Fine

There was a young woman named Rey. She was beloved by all the townsfolk. When she was younger her parents gave her a red riding hood, hence the nickname. But one day her dad, Luke was sick in bed with the flu and she decided to give him some food. So she put on her hood and she sent herself into the forest. But she didn't know about the dangers of the woods. Epically one by the name of The Big Bad Kylo, who was hell bent on devouring the girl whole.

"Ugghhh!" "When can I get to be the bad guy?" Anakin said pretty pissed

Yo, Ani. May I remind you we are only TWO stories in so far. So you will have you're chance. So please chill out for now.

Anakin slouched in his seat, but Padme was their comforting him.

Rey was happily walking alone the trail then suddenly a dark shadow appeared in front of her.

"Hello there little girl." Kylo says with a grin "Are you lost?" Kylo Ren looked normal, but the thing that popped out from Rey's thoughts were the wolf ears and tail.

Rey scrunched up her face "No mister, I am not lost. I am going to my father's house." She trys to walk past the wolf-man but he blocks her again

"And where might that just be?" Kylo asked sweetly.

…..

…..

Rey?

"Yeah?"

You have to tell him

"Really?! But I am not some dumb-minded, happy-go-lucky, girly girl!
No excuses, the story must go on

….."Ugghh, fine."

But then Rey took a deep breathe in, paused, then wiped the frown off her face with a sweet smile and a light and innocent tone in her voice. "My father lives over by the lake, right by the rose bushes, deep in the heart of the forest, Kylo." "I'm headed there to bring him a basket of goodies since he is sick in bed!"

"I think that your dad would adore some flowers, why don't you pick some?" Kylo suggest showing Rey the broad amount of flowers in the forests.

"Father would love some of these flowers!" Rey exclaims as she starts to pick them, but when she goes back to thank the strange wolf man, he's magical gone. But thinking Rey wouldn't be the type to pick flowers he hurried to her father's house

So when The Big Bad Kylo made it to Luke's house, he uses a mind trick makes his voice sound like Rey's

"Hello Father, it's me Rey!" "I brought some goodies for you" said Kylo.

"Rey, pull the latch." Luke called "I am too weak to get up."

Kylo pulled the latch, then barged in. Kylo went straight to Luke, then trapped him in a closet. Luke usually up for a fight, was so sick he couldn't even lift his hand up. He closed all the blinds and lights off, but he left a lamp by Luke's desk near his bed on. Then he put on Luke's clothes and waited for Rey to arrive.

"Hey Narrator."

What Kylo?

Why don't I just put a kind trick on Rey instead of wearing all of this?"

Because I don't really feel like that would be necessary to do. Plus it's you look really funny with Luke's clothes on.

"Let's just get this over with."

Soon Rey came to the door and knocked "Hey father, it's me Rey!"

"My dear daughter, lift the latch and the door will open." Kylo said softly

Rey bursts through the door looking for her father. When she entered Kylo noticed that Rey actually picked some flower, enough to make a bouquet. She rushed to her father's bedside.

"Oh my father, I was so worried sick about you, are you alright?" Rey asked

"My sweet child I am alright" Kylo cooed "Come closer to me my dear."

"Oh father, what big eyes you have?" Rey asked

Kylo, not knowing what to say to give himself up sputtered "Why, all the better so see you with my dear!"

"But awfully large and furry ears you have father" Rey added

"All the better to hear your sweet voice with, my dear." Kylo responded

I know the reader can't hear it, because of them using their eyes, not ears. But who in Lucas' name is eating popcorn, in the middle of the scene? Hmm? Who?!

"Raarghhh!"

*sigh* Chewbacca, we talked about this…

"Waaaaarrk!"

Don't your Waaaaarrk, at me!

"Varowrk!"

You don't have to bring that up now! …Fine, just be quiet.

"But f-father, what large t-teeth you have!" Rey sputtered

"All the better to eat you with my dear!" Kylo screamed as he attempted to lung onto the young woman, but was frozen in midair. Turns out Rey knew all this time, he was his father. (I mean who could be so dumb) So after taking a picture of Kylo midair in Luke's clothes and freeing Luke from the closet, she used to Force to also make him believe he was a pretty princess.

The End