Guess who's back baby.
The one, the only LORDSEAVAR! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
And guess who is still up on FN when yours truly got taken down? I'm guessing some gem of a girl reported some dude who likes to make snarky comments.
Well since she's failed to carry out her threats of murder let's get it on!
To everyone I wrote too saying mean things I'm sorry. (…) I shouldn't have done that pls dont report me. (huh?) So pls give me good reviews coz I need some to beat Zak. (Yeah that's a good reason to give someone undeserved good reviews…) I was tired and I had tons of mean reviews and it was really late when I worte that But I will try to change it now. (Oh come on it's been more than 7 chapters since you wrote this, me no think so.) See I got Katie to help write this (u r awesum gurl) (Cue thesaurus abuse.) I am dislexic I have trouble writing and stuff k so pls stop being mean to me. (Now come on, my brother is dyslexic and he can write a million times better than you. Dyslexia is not an excuse for violent swearing at people trying to help you either…)
I'm on school hols now so I can put tons of time into writing this now. (But you didn't) If sumone want to help me then I will be nice to then and say yes and. (And ignore all advice given because Ruby is the "gratest" writer ever.) So I got Kaite to help write this ok. So no more flaming my story, its good now (Eh, no.) ans you people will like it now. (500 flames says no.) So give me some good revies and I will write more story (Give her some more flames and you'll see more funny.)
Anyway we got the league and went inside where there where (Where was what, when, who or how?) lots of chairs and trainers wanting to battle in the league. I took of a seat and comprised down. (Comprised = Include something, consist of something) Gary sat beside me and held me all protective. (Aww, *gag*) I wonder what will be in the league because only the blandiloquence (Only the mild, flattering speech) trainers are allow in. (In the time it took you to look up "blandiloquence" you could have seen that "allow" should be "allowed")
"You will be fine." Gary said sexily in an itinerant way into ma ear. (He spoke in a traveling way into your *sorry* "ya" ear? I think ya is the other version of ma, like you and my are in real English, don't you think?)
I went up to the shop coz Gary gave me some money and I bought some cinereous (= Ash grey) potions and pokeballs and then I went back to the seat, all nervous inside. (I'm all facepalming inside) Then the doors effervescencely (effervescencely = emit small bubbles) opened and a lady came out and called for all the trainers to come inside. (What a bubbly lady.)
I got up and went inside. (Wow.) Inside there was 20 trainers and there juxtaposition pokemon. (Juxtaposition = Placement of two objects near each other. Why not just say, they had their pokemon next to them? But no Katie likes head-ache inducing words it seems.) I waited for the lady to come and lead me up to the benevolent Elit Four. (Peaceful "Elit" meaning they were peacefully lit on fire in the past) She came. (Go away bad thoughts.) The fisrt trained was OMG NAte! (WARNING! WARNING! CRAZY FANGIRL ALERT!) HE WAS SO VOLUPTOUOS! (Why are you so attracted to curvy men?) His eyes show some of the voluptouos looks (His eyes swayed their curvy curves oh so sexily) to me that were so sexy that that I concorted. (I don't know what you did. Ruby please give your readers a dictionary, clearly we are not intelligent enough to understand your advanced vocabulary *snigger*)
"Hi Ruby" He sad happily. (Another bipolar sad/happy character.)
"Yeah whats ur fave pokemon?" I asked firtily. (Please brain, I know this is hard, but please don't explode.)
"Pikachu. Just like my wife Katie, (Katie is a Pikachu? Bestiality much?) I AM SO AUSPICIOUS TO HAVE HER AS MY WIFE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH!" (That sounds like brainwashing to me.) I could tell that his eyes weren't lying. (But his brain, lips and tongue were.)
"OMG mine is to." (Wow, No. Fucking. Way.)
Anyway the ladt came and told me to go to the next room and I said bye to the voluptouos Nate. (Bye curvy man, whoa wait, weren't you supposed to battle him?!)
The next rrainer (Let it rain, let it pour!) was a ghost woman (Ooo scary.) but I belaboured (Urg!... I'm okay. Ruby attacked her verbally. Well we all know she's the master of that…) her easily with my Charlizard, (So your charizard, sorry, Charlizard can swear? Well it is a magic pokemon like Pikafire I guess…) I didnt even need to use any potions. (Wow.) (An this happened to me in da game so its not a fake thing) (Because games are real, kids.)
Anyway the pristine (Now Ruby, pristine is a word that means perfect (in condition, anyway) try that instead of "voluptuous")lady came up to me and said "Very good Ruby, now it si time for you to battle with the stelliferous (Covered in stars) chapion. Come wife me. (That sounds like a strange marriage proposal to me…)
We followed this black hall upward. (Wow.) IT was LONG (wow.) ANd it had lights flashing up the side and it was black with lights flashing up the side. (don't explode brain, please…)
At the stoical hall (Poor hall. Stoical = Enduring hardship or pain without showing feelings.) top a door opend and let us in. I was exited to see the chapion firsthand. (But what about that poor wall?)
I vociferated. (Wow. She didn't gasp this time!)
It was...Gary! (No. Freaking. Way!)
See I told u this one was beter, pretty guh aye? (Yep, it was totally "guh.") Anyway I need some god reviews so review pls! Love Ruby. (Aww that's… nice.)
My head hurts.
LordSeavar out.