Almost didn't get this up in time. Can't remember if anyone gave any preferences in their reviews, so I've gone with Hiruma (one I like, though he may be OOC). For this series I think I only have Juumonji and Sakuraba (who's ficlet I don't like) left though I have many hours of flights ahead of me, so will try to write some more then, if I'm not too hyper about going to JAPAN! XD

Also, if anyone actually reads my fic 'Eye of the Beholder', I know I said I'd update before I left, unfortunately I won't be able to because I'm not at home anymore, thus don't have the chapter, thankfully I'd loaded this one onto when I started publishing these fics. So apologies for that.

Disclaimer: I don't own, though my friend in Japan has just found a nearby store to her that has a floor of yaoi XD XD XD

Warning: sex.


Hiruma: In Hot Water

Mamori stepped off the coach and gazed around in awe.

Though she had asked him several times, Hiruma was staying tightlipped about how he had managed to get the whole team a free trip to an expensive onsen.

As she thought that the devil in question fired off a round of shots to capture the group's attention.

"We're here for a week fucking trash! And I've already sorted the room arrangements, so no complaining!"

The group, as a whole, gulped.

"Firstly, the Ha-ha brothers are in one room-"

"We're not brothers!"

"-try not to make too much noise and keep everyone up." He smirked maliciously at the blush that Jumonji developed whilst Kuroki and Tougano wrapped an arm around him on either side, grinning widely.

"Next Shitty-fuzzy-chin and the monkey."

She noticed Sena patting his back consollingly whilst Taki spun circles around them.

"Fucking Manager and the cheerleader gaki."

She sent Suzuna a smile only to notice her looking at Sena mournfully – had she wanted to share a room with him? She smiled to herself, maybe she could try to have them coincidentally run into each other, alone, several times whilst they were here? She almost missed the next announcement as her mind made up plans.

"Fat-ass, you're with Fat-ass Junior. And Baldy, you're with the Old Man."

He crumpled the small piece of paper he'd been reading from and chucked it over his shoulder.

She frowned, preparing to tell him off for littering when she realised Sena's name hadn't been announced.

"Hiruma-san, you forgot to give Sena a room!"

The smirk he gave her made her feel as if he'd just caused the apocalypse, and couldn't be happier.

"Fucking shrimp will be sharing with me. Now hurry the fuck up and get inside!"

She slammed her foot down, "Sena can't share a room with you Hiruma! Why can't he stay with Yukimitsu?"

He raised an eyebrow at her before looking past her, "You got a problem with the arrangements, fucking shrimp?"

She turned as Sena glanced to the ground, toeing a rock with his shoe, "No Hiruma-san."

"As I thought." He walked away before she could raise the topic again.

She turned to tell Sena he should be standing up for himself but all she saw was a blur flying past her and into the resort. She would speak with him later.


The whole team converged in a dining room for their meal that night, each dressed in a yukata and looking more relaxed than she could remember seeing them in the past few months. However he had arranged this holiday, maybe it was for the best.

Most of the team had already settled by the time she and Suzuna entered the room, leaving them at the opposite end of the table from Sena who was settled between Hiruma and Musashi, with Tougano, Jumonji and Kuroki facing him. Hiruma leant in to him and whispered something into his ear, causing Sena to blush severely, however just as she went to tell him to stop bullying Sena, Monta burst into the room in his usual style and started demanding her attention. By the time she looked back, Sena was enthusiastically talking with Jumonji and Kuroki (Tougano had a manga open beside him) whilst Hiruma and Musashi talked over Sena's head. Whilst not having the best manners, she felt it a tad too late to bring up Hiruma's bullying now, she would just be sure to keep her eyes open for the next time it happened.

Finished their meal, they gradually began to wander from the room, and she was pleased when Hiruma stayed, still talking with Musashi, as Sena left – surprisingly with the three brothers, rather than Monta – though she did notice the way his piercing eyes followed Sena's form as he left. She stood up about to follow when Monta, once more blocked her from interupting.

"Mamori-san, would you like to join us in the rec room?"

She glanced at the group of Monta, Yuki, Taki and Suzuna, who was also glancing at the door. She hesitated for a second before a plan came to mind.

"Sure, why not. Suzuna, why don't you go ask Sena if he wants to join us? I think I just saw him leaving with Jumonji, Kuroki and Tougano."

The younger girl looked at her before smiling and running out of the room.


Suzuna ran after the four boys that had left a minute before, feeling strange having her feet touching the ground and pushing rather than the usual smooth motion that her skates provided – the owner had told her skates weren't allowed indoors when they arrived, to her great annoyance. Things seemed to be looking up though, if she read what Mamori intended properly. From the look in the other girl's eyes, she was fully prepared to play matchmaker between herself and Sena, something Suzuna was more than familiar with doing.

She reached the three brothers' room, deciding to check there for them first. She smirked when she heard voices from inside – bingo. She was about to knock when a better idea crossed her mind and her smirk grew wider. As quietly as possible, she leant closer, pressing an ear against the thin door.

"So has he said anything yet?" That was definately Jumonji.

"Just what he whispered during dinner." Sena, only he had such a soft, gentle voice.

"And that was?" Tougano: she could just visualise him briefly glancing up from his manga, his eyebrow raised in question.

Sena spoke again, but it was such a quiet mumble she couldn't make out a single word, however the others obviously did for seconds later there was raucous laughter from inside the room.

There was silence for several moments when the laughter finally died down before Jumonji spoke again, more serious this time.

"So you're going to go all the way whilst you're here?"

Suzuna felt her eyes widen and jaw drop open, she struggled not to gasp loudly whilst simultaneously trying to remember to breathe. Sena was going to sleep with someone? She and Mamori were the only girls there, from their group anyway, and she knew Sena thought of Mamori as an older sister, which left only her. She could feel her heart beating loudly in her chest, wondering why the occupants of the room hadn't heard it yet. Maybe he was only joking, surely Sena wouldn't –

"Yeah, I think so. I'm a bit nervous – what if I'm no good?"

The three laughed again, though she could hear that it was kind-hearted laughter. Her mind could barely take it in – Sena wanted to sleep with her, and planned to do so sometime during this week? She wasn't ready for that! He hadn't even admitted that he liked her yet, and he thought she would sleep with him?

"Sena, I take it up the ass from these guys, and I can say with absolutely no doubt, that you'll do fine. He can barely keep his hands off you! Plus he arranged all this specially for your anniversary, even if he had to go on the pretense it was for the team. Why don't you go find Hiruma and drag him away for some alone-time already?" he asked with a laugh.

Suzuna could imagine the blush that would be on Sena's cheeks but forced her mind to focus on other things, like getting the hell away from that door before she was discovered and trying to make sense of what she'd just heard. Yo-niisan and Sena... it just couldn't be true... could it?


When Suzuna returned to the room, Mamori could tell something was off. Firstly, Sena was obviously absent and besides that, Suzuna's face showed she was deeply troubled by something.

"Suzuna-chan? Are you alright?"

The girl looked up and gave her a weak smile, "I'm fine. Sena was otherwise engaged so couldn't make it. Now, who can I beat first?" though her smile grew wider, Mamori could still tell she was troubled, and after seeing Sena too. Her mind made up, she followed Suzuna to the ping pong table – she would be speaking to Sena later that night.


When they got back to their room that night, she let Suzuna get ready for bed before pretending she had forgotten to speak to Yukimitsu about something and heading out again. They were actually all rather spread out – all in different corridors with the exception of the Huh-huh brothers, Hiruma and Sena, who's rooms were beside each other. Maybe something had happened with Hiruma when Suzuna went to talk to Sena? She certainly couldn't think of any reasons for Hiruma to cause Suzuna trouble, but what other reasons could there be?

She reached the door and immediately knocked, noticing the breathing inside the room – almost pants, she realised – stopped for a split second before continuing as Hiruma yelled through the door.

"Who the fuck is it?"

"It's me Hiruma, and I want to talk to you and Sena!"

There was a pause, filled only with harsh breathing. "We're busy right now!"

Was it just Mamori, or did his voice sound rather strained?

She was about to demand he listen when she heard a strangled moan from inside, something that only Sena could have uttered out of the two of them. Her mind went blank for several seconds before coming to the only logical possibility.

"Hiruma, are you bullying Sena?"

She heard a grunt, this time definately Hiruma, followed by another moan. Finally fed up, she pulled at the door handle, only to find it stuck in place.

"Hiruma! Open this door! Right now!" She tried it again before a final moan sounded through the door, cut off halfway through followed by nearly two minute's silence in which she tugged incessantly at the door, only for it to remain as stubbornly closed as it had at the start.

Finally she heard some shuffling from inside she could tell was Hiruma by the number of curses muttered under his breath.

What seemed an age later she heard a lock click and the door slip open a fraction, a single eye glaring out.

She wasn't going to take any of that though, and before he could properly hold the door in place, she tugged viciously, sending it flying open and pushing her way into the room whilst he was still off-balance from the door being ripped from his hands.

The second she took in the room her eyes widened. Dim lighting, tinted red gave a romantic atmosphere, petals had been painstakingly spread throughout the room and on one wall there was a banner declaring 'Happy Fucking Anniversary'. In the very centre of it all, laying on a thick futon, though he was quick to sit up and hold the sheet that had been covering his lower half to his chest, was Sena, blush and all.

"Mamori..." That's all he said, staring at her. There was embarrassment, that she had seen him laid out , barely covered and obviously ravaged, but more than that there was annoyance, that she had interupted an, obviously very intimate moment. How long had this been going on? Which anniversary was it? How could she have not known about this?

Before she could vocalise, or even isolate, a single thought, a clawed hand gripped her shoulder, dragging her forcefully backwards and out of the room, the door slamming shut and lock clicking again before she could react in any way but stumble backwards into the wall behind her.

It took another ten minutes before she managed to pull herself together enough to return to her room, hearing the gentle murmurs and exchanged kisses on the otherside of the door before she left.


Sena couldn't remember ever feeling as annoyed with Mamori's mothering ways as he did then. He had found Hiruma waiting for him in their room after leaving the three linesmen and from there everything was perfect: Hiruma literally swept his worries aside and worshiped his body with kisses everywhere until he was ready to move on. There had been the initial pain, but after that it had been so perfect: the feeling; the heat. Then they had been interupted, on their anniversary, during their first time! She had literally burst through the door, destroying the intimacy between the two of them that Hiruma had worked so hard to create that night. Though he assured Hiruma that it had been perfect and he loved him so much – to which he had said Sena had been more than perfect, and he more than loved him, allowing him some post-sex snuggling which he would surely demand from the blonde each time – he could easily tell his boyfriend was out for blood as they made their way to breakfast.


Musashi had received a message to keep everyone in the dining room that morning until Hiruma could 'talk' to them all. Even through text, Musashi could tell that Hiruma was more than pissed.

The room went silent when the two of them walked in, terrified by the pissed expression on Hiruma's face, but absolutely petrified with fear by the similar look on Sena's face.

Hiruma slammed a foot onto the table, almost overturning several dishes with the force used, and glared at the group too scared to move.

"Since some of you don't understand the concept of privacy and common decency I'm going to explain this to you once. The fucking shrimp and I are dating. This is our one year anniversary. If any of you mess this up for us anymore, you'll regret it more than you can possibly imagine."

And with that, more than cheerful, announcement, Sena found a hand gently grasp his chin and his lips captured in a mind-numbing kiss to the cheers or gasps of the rest of the team.

He had to wonder what their second anniversary would bring.


For some reason, uke-Jumonji and Romantic!Hiruma just decided to write themselves in that way. Though I'm really happy with how this turned out, for I wasn't sure what to do with Hiruma – onsen are always the answer!