No one seems to know

How much longer this thing will go

No advice enters her head

She only strikes her helpers dead

Some have said that she's a troll

But not according to my poll

So they shall carry on and flame

For it's little more than a game

But be careful what you write

Or she'll kill you in the night

I DINT WRITE THAT NEW SOTYR FOR U S REDING IT! (Oh course not that's why you published it…) IF YOU FUKKIN H8 ME SO MUCH DEN FUKIN GO AWAY! REDING MY STORY IF IF (Now now calm down, you're stuttering.) SUKS SO MUCH IT COZ U FUKERS R JEALOUS BICHES! (All so jealous of your ability to at immaturely) EVER1 HAS BEN TRYN TO STEAL MY SOTRAY (Well I've never seen your sotray. It that something else you've invented?) SO DAT PROVES IT FUKERS! LORDSEEVAR (Uh oh.) YOU FUKING BITC COWARD AND A THEEF GIV ME UR NAM ADRESS AN PH NO SO I CAN FUKING HUNT U DOWN AND KILL U U FUKKING BITCH WNAKER! (You're going to kill me? Why Ruby? Why? No really, why would I give you my personal details?) THE REST OF U FUKERS CA TO I FUKKING HAT U SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! (Thhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss muuuuuucccccccchhhhh.) U FUERS I AM A PEROSN WIF FEELING K!1 (Yeah!) IM WRITN DIS FOR MY FRINDS NUT U FLAMERS SO FUK OFF! JUST FUCKING GO WAY!1 (Way away.) I FUKIN TRYED BEING NICE TO U (Uhhh, when?) BUT NOOO U STILL ARE MEAN! Y CANT U BE LIKE KATI U SUKKK GO ND DIE BITCHES! XTREMEDREAM U ACT LIK A BICHY GIRL SO THER I NEW U WERE A GUY (How many people have you attacked and killed Ruby.) BUT U ARE A FUKIN PUSY I HAT U i DINT FORCE U TO RED IT SO U R BANNED FROM MY STROY! (No, please have mercy!) NO 1 IS ALLOW TO RED DIS IF THEY R GIONG TO BE MEN! (That's sexism Ruby. Men should be able to read it too.)

Anyway I dont car i dont need your approvel to know im a good person k. (That's nice.) Anyway here is sum more sotry for ma fans (I think it should be fan, since you only have yourself and Katie.) i luv u guys especilly katie ho is a true friemd. (Dawww) And im trynin to write beta now (Lies) I got a english book and I gong to get tui to help me write wen she gets back frum hastings coz shes good at english. (Good like you?) Shes got tones of gud ideas for my story and then it will be the best. (Still waiting on that baby.)

We had ben to see queen mirror like the stag told us to. (Ouch, grammar burn.) We got there. (Wow) I run up to the mirror and looked into the miror. I gasped. (Dun dun dun…)

Inside the miror I could see myself (No. Freaking. Way.) and sudenly it changd and we wer in a new place! (This "sortay" is amazing!)

But where was gray? (I don't know!) I stated to cry sadly. He was gone and I didnt know how to find him. (Pure and tragic) Anyway i was so sad and then I went hom. (Why don't you look for him then?)

I was sad a long time. (Don't you just love how beautifully the agony of grief is rendered in words.)

The next day I wok (Chinese anyone?) up and I got dressed in a siver tank top and shinny dark jeans (Don't care.) and went don to have some toast then hurryed to catch the scool bus. (Uh why are you going to school, shouldn't you be, I don't know, going to some gyms?) I climbed into the bus and fond a seat at the back. (Seat lover!0 Ash was dere and he was loking at me with friends in his eys. (He must have a serious ocular condition.) Misty and kaite was also there. Katie was weering a reed and bluk cross singlet thing and whit jeans. (No! RAAH!) Misry was wearig a red buttafly in her hare. (Why does everyone have rabbits?) I took a seat in da back with da hot guy of nartoro Itatchy. (Why is Naturo coming into this?!)

Away we got to school at the te kuite highscholl I went to. (That must be the worst highschool ever.) I got into class and took of a seat next to Justin. (Who is Justin? Justin Beeper?) It ws history and i was happy coz im relly god at histry. (*snigger*) The techer was this young guy like the one we hav in math (omg katie that guy is soo hot!) (Maybe if you spent less time ogling the teachers you might learn how to write!) "today we are going to lean abot historay. (Or if your teachers talk like that then I can see why you are the way you are.) Ok ho can nam one of the grate trainers of 2012? (I have no idea.)

Itchy put his han up. "Ruby Masrerball." (Oh my GOD! I did not see that coming!)

The tweched smiled at him. "Corrext." (Very "Corrext.")

I gasped. They wer taking abot me! (NO FREAKING WAY!) "OMFG When di I Get put in the history books? I shouted. (Just now when you wrote about it.)

"Its coz ur a talent Ruby." Said katie empathicly. (Sums it up perfectly)

Anyway the leson was abot how I bet the league with my teem of legundary pokemon (When did you do this?) and then we

All suddenly (so suddenly that the sentence was cut off halfway.) teem rocket bust throuh the wall and laffed! Ever1 except me and katie and itachty and ash run away scared. (Coz ur a talent.) I got redy to fite them.

Team rocket had the stopid fukkers minighost and minipoeple and foxghost (Haha!) and lordseevar (Oh shit.) and the oder one. (Well at least I got my name in there.) AND DAT BITCH SELEENA GOD I HATE HER! The odders wer scared but not me. I knew what to do.

YOU STUPID FUKERS THINK UR SOOO SMART! I shooted

The fukers looked at me all retarded and loked sacred (I'm very sacred Ruby.)

I threw ups some poekballs and they exsloded and caught them! I laffed coz they wer trapped now! (So I got captured as a Pokemon? What are my powers?) Everq1 clapped at me except for the fukers that wer trapped coz they were dead!1 (Why you kill me Ruby? I love you ;)Then I took all the pokebals and went out to a car cruser and I CRUSHED THEM! (Perfectly rational…) Then I took the pices and threw them on fire! HA FLAMERS GOT FLAMED YOU FUKERS! (Oh you are sooo witty!) THEN I GUT THE PIECES AN THEY WERE ALL BEGN ME TO FORGAVE THEM BUT I SAD NNO! (Way to tell 'em) I GUT THE PIEVES AN I then wife dienamite and expolde them! (And murdered them with bad grammar.)

Then I went to class. (Because that's logical.)

The nex one was math and the stupid ugly fukker mr simons was teachn it. (Ooo whatcha going to do to him?) He went and gave us tons of himework. "You guys r a miss (You missed? Or you're all female?) and u all fail. If u don't hav that in by tomoro then u will be hav to do a 300 word report." (That bastard!) He laughed then stated to rite on the bord.

"That guys a arsehole." Itchay said disfusted. (You tell 'em.)

"Ya, some should do somethin abot him." Inquired kaite. (Katie, being unsure of herself around her psychopath friend always made sure to inquire about any statement.)

I was angry but then it was tim to go hom. (I've said it before… WHO IS TIM?)

AN anye ay I know the spelings not rite (Then fix it!) but I havnt got anyone to help me rite now (Oh what about those countless offers of help?) so just shut up abot it k. Thats to ma fans for reding. (You mean your imaginary friends right…)

I need a shower…

LordSeavar out.