(Warning Note: some of the parts here have some VERY awkward moments, think of it as an ecchi anime into a cartoon. Viewers discretion advised! also, there will be other chapters that are like this, so read it at your own risk for heaven's sake!) Also, some of the plots from other series have been remade, so don't expect some parts to be exact from its series!
Part 1
I'm still stuck in the box, I checked the time and it's been 3 hours since my unexpected departure from Earth. Few minutes before, the armada stopped, somehow reached its next destination. Few minutes later I've heard footsteps in the room that I'm trapped with in the box. I tried to kept silence 'cause who knows who went into this room. But unfortunately, my phone rang into full sound!(If you're curious, the ringtone is Hetalia season 1 Italy's ending song:Marukaite Chikyuu) I tried to turn it off as fast as I can, but then the person opened the box that I'm in. It's a duck! Not just a duck, but a humanoid one too! I stared at awe and thought of myself"When did I seen this before?" Wild-Wing:"Who or what are you?" Luke:"My name's Jose Soler Ramirez, but call me Luke if you want 'cause It has the same four letter words also i'm a human from planet earth." Wild-Wing:"Earth…. Right, hey do you think you can help me find the generator for this ship? Oh and the name's Wing, Wild-Wing" Ship? I thought it's an armada, but oh well. I accepted his request, he said that he'll question me later 'cause he has little time somehow. We've reached the generator. Wild-Wing:"We found it! Now, where can we find something to destroy it, hey Luke, what we can do for it?" Luke:"Well, we can try to destroy it somehow, or we can shut it down permanently." Dragonus:"That won't be necessary! You fools think you can destroy the generator? Hah! Very fat chance!" A giant saurian like humanoid reptile came into the generator room. Then, the robots appeared out of nowhere and jumped out on us! Oh drat, what's going to be next? Well, once they captured us, they tied us in a very awkwardly(facing each other.) position, and below us is a boiling lava!(Oh dear lord, let's hope we're not going to turn into flambe!) Dragonus:"Hah! That's what you get for trying to destroy the generator, Siege, how's the progress of getting those meddling quackers?" Siege:"Hehehe, we're just getting started! Gah!-" Dragonus:"What? Siege come in!. Pft! Once they get to me, they'll have a beating they'll never forget. Anywho, enjoy being turned into flambe! Muahahahahaha!" Crazy saurian…. Anywho the lever is lowering us to the boiling lava! Wild-Wing:"Well Luke, we've failed and we've just met, somehow I always wanted to do this before we die." Luke:" What is it [mph!?]. Wild-Wing just put his lips into mine! what the heck! He's kissing me! A human!, And I'm kissing a duck! After that, he said the most WTF thing I've ever heard to me. Wild-Wing:"Luke or Jose whatever you are, I-Love-You-." then all of the sudden. The lever is raising us up, then we went on to the platform, there's another duck, one with a golden mask! Canard:"Wild-Wing! are you ok? and… who or what are you?" Wild-Wing:"He's someone I just met a while ago, he's a good guy Canard, don't worry." Canard:"Alright, anywho the rest of the team are in progress to be able to shut it down, so all we have to do is just get out of here and come for them 'cause they might be in trouble, C'mon! We've went to the place that the other ducks are, and then we helped them from the other robots, then we went outside of the ships, also I've met other ducks along the way, One of them has red hair and an expert on military combat, the other has(I'm going to be honest) a pineapple like blonde hair and an expert on technology, the other one's not like the others that have a bright tone, he has a sword and he looks like an expert on thieving and espionage, the other one is taller than the other ducks, somehow he's like a bulldozer or a wrecking ball with a kind heart and soul, and they mentioned another duck but I haven't met him yet.
Part 2
Once we went the exterior of the ship, we've waited for the "Aero-Wing" to come to us. Canard:"Why is he still taking so long? Wild-Wing, your brother just…-" Then, the Aero-Wing just came by for us! Nosedive:"Hello every body! Welcome aboard to Nosedive's flight plane!" So that's Wild-Wing's brother, somehow he looks more alot like him, except younger and blondier. We've got out of here as fast as we can. Later on, Canard activated the dimension travel button. Then we went into some vortex that can take us to other dimensions or something. Then the red like ship(known as the Raptor) got behind us and fired a beam like thing that It's known as "The Dimensional Limbo." It got us! Then Canard opened the hatch to sacrifice himself for me and the team. Wild-Wing:" Canard! No!" Canard:" I can't hold it much longer! Here, take the mask, you are the leader now Wing…" Then, Canard let go of the mask.(Slow motion time) I've found some detectors that has a double hockey stick and a puck in the middle picture. I picked one up, and for a "only one shot at this, I threw the detector on Canard. Bingo Perfect Success Amazing! Canard catched the detector, and said something to me. Canard:"Who or what ever you are, I will keep this detector, that way you can find me later, and one last thing, take care of Wild-Wing, his brother, and the rest of the team. And thank you…." Then, the limbo dragged Canard into it, being in it forever until we find him. Wild-Wing:"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wild-Wing screamed in vain, like someone that lost a very expensive Cell-Phone or something. I calmed him down by saying that I gave him a detector that way we can find him later. Amazed and unexpected, he just gave me a huge giant hug in front of everyone. Nosedive:"Aww, Wild-Wing got a boyfriend. Teeheehee." Mallory:"Ugh, Nosedive you're ruining it!" Duke:"Hold on I found a planet' known as "Earth"
Earth? Earth?! Yeah! I'm home and I brought me some few friends(or just people I know already.) Once we landed on earth, we just landed on Anaheim California. But then, I discovered something that's out of the ordinary, I checked around the place and it's like I-phones or advanced laptops doesn't exist, I checked around the place and I saw the date on my phone (my phone has an automatic time teller so it can tell me what date or time it is.) I checked it and… Luke:"OMG?! 1996! 1996! But the last time I checked it's the year 2019!" I screamed, shouted, and yelled so loudly that other people got distracted by me. Luke:" Erm… Carry on!" Wild-Wing:"Are you saying, that you're from the future?' Luke:"It's not like that, It's that-It's that I-I-I…." I felt so nervous that i'm going to-(fwump/fainted). I've woken up one something soft, light feathery, and big muscular-like something, then I realized that I'm in Grin's room, why you asked? because he's big and muscular-like and an calm like aroma around him, what the? is he shirtless or something?! I really can't tell but It looks like he's not wearing anything at all, (Gasp!) and me too! Grin:"Don't worry friend from the future, everything's ok now." Whoa! Thing's might be more awkward, but my hands are resting on Grin's manly glutes!(again awkward!) And my face is pressed between his pecs! (Third awkward!) I looked up on him and said. Luke:"Why am I laying down on you?" Grin:" I did that to make you feel comfort and soothingness from me, I know it's awkward, but it's the only way young one." I'm 21! My face is going to blush so hard that I felt something on my *****!. Either him or I, one of us are having a *****! OMFG! I freaked out a bit, then Nosedive came into Grin's room and surprised that I'm awake, what's the surprise about and where am I really? Nosedive:"Dude! You've been out for a whole week!" A whole week? Oh No! I missed my whole week patrolling as an officer on New York City! Of course, I've traveled time but still, I wonder how are things are happening in my time…. Grin:"(to Nosedive) I told you that he'll wake up sooner if I ***************." After that what he said, I checked on myself, and I knew it! Me and Grin are not wearing any clothing at all!(not even undies!) That's it! From now on, I will have to get used of awkward situations like this! (and I'm sorry that you have to read that part, but it also tells that there can be weird-awkward yet natural simple ways to heal someone from an illness) I found my clothes and put them on, Grin and Nosedive guided me to the rest of the team.(before I say anything else, I'm not really mad or angry or infuriated or any other anger emotion on Grin. I'm just shocked big time. Also, who wants to be angry at the friendly giant? Regardless of him, he's always the dependable one!) Anywho, we went to the main station, there's a giant monitor in the center, then I spoked to Wild-Wing. Luke:"Wild-Wing, Nosedive told me that I've been out for a week, I guess that makes it for the base that you've build." Wild-Wing:"Yeah, hey how are you doing?" Luke:"I'm fine though, yet I woke up in a very awkward situation, but I'm fine as usual. To be honest, I don't know what really happened, the last time I checked my year is 2019." Mighty Ducks(All):"What!?" Nosedive:"Whaaaaaaat!? Are you the terminator or something? Please don't terminate me!' Mallory:"If he really is a terminator, I'm going to…..hey wait a minute, first of all, in the movie, the terminators were made in 2029. So you don't have to be a chicken about it Dive." Wild-Wing:"O.K. guys let's mellow down, alright Luke, tell us, where or when do you really come from?" Luke:" Well, it all started like this…" I told everyone the story that I've been through. Tanya told me the explanation. Tanya:"Well, the reason why you travel through time is probably that the saurians used some sort of time traveling device that can go into any time period, even the future!" So that's how I'm in the 90's….. but, where or when did they took Mikada? We'll have to wait sooner or later to find out.
Part 3
Few days, weeks, and months had been past since our first day of our first time. During my time here, I told everyone about my newly found powers, I showed them my powers and they're filled with awe and amazement, Tanya told me that if I have creating powers, somehow I do have creating powers! I told everyone that I was thinking that I can build a spaceship that can carry over 1,000 people, crazy right? Well I've done it, and it took me like 1 or 2 weeks to build it, I call it "The Crossover Cruiser/C.C. for short" I call it that because I got a feeling that we're going to meet other people that are beyond me and the ducks.(Translation: We're going to meet other characters from other Cartoons, Video Games, Anime, you name it!) Afterwards, since I build C.C., the whole team are planning to find their long lost first leader, Canard, I agree with that, we packed my things and wait, before I say anything else I found a door in the headquarters that has the Rolling Thunder poster on front of the door, it's my room! It is left the same way before I enrolled as a police detective! I don't know how it got there, but the team doesn't know about it. Nosedive seemed to enjoyed my room much because i have tons of video games and other goodies!(Don't expect d****s, 'cause I don't have any at all!) What's strange of all is that the Flashblade bros.'s room is connected to mine!(FREAKY! Note:I have an affinity of using a ton of Exclamation marks!) Anywho before we go and find Canard, let me tell you about how me and the ducks got along over the days(this is going to be a preeeeeeeety long one, so please be patient!), weeks, and months. Starting of with the ladies or mallards.(Always ladies first) Tanya and I talked about technology and building things, we've also created new things like a grenade puck launcher, sticky puck grenades, and a hockey bow and puck arrows.(Yes, the ducks have an HUGE affinity of hockey and other stuff about it.) Next up, Mallory and I sparred each other multiple times, why you asked? Because she's fast, nimble, and quick on her strikes, but somehow I actually dodged all of Mallory's attacks, she wants to keep sparring me 'til I've been hit once, she failed so many times, but regardless, she'll never give up! Next up, Duke and I talked about thievery, espionage, and how'd he quit being a rogue. I told him that I have the ability to become completely invisible and I can't make any sounds whatsoever! Duke is completely jealous of me, but he's fine about it, though one day he might tie me up and hit me with an sjambok(african whipping staff) or something 'til I share my sneaking powers to him.(Yes, I have the ability to share my powers to other people. But not too bad guys! Unless I turn them into good, and yes I have the ability to turn bad guys into good guys.) Alrighty, next one is Grin, boy….. you guys do not wanna know what I spend time with Grin. Well here are the times I spend with him appropriately, Grin and I talked about other cultures, religions, and the world/universe, I told him that the whole universe has a Ying-Yang reference, the reference is that there are good and bad beings that are like the same species. For instance: there are good saurians and bad saurians, also there are good ducks and bad ducks, I also told the rest of the team about it and they fully understand about it. Last one are the Flashblade Bros. Nosedive and I talked about how did we get these things that are in our rooms, although it is a ton, so I'll have to leave that part later.(Sorry Nosedive!) Then lastly,(for real) Wild-Wing showed me how to skate properly, I fell so many times till I invented something along with Tanya that I can skate without falling, after that, Wild-Wing showed me how to play hockey, Fact: Wild-Wing never misses catching the puck that was about to hit the goal, but then one day, I've hit the puck as hard as I can, and then(Slow Motion) the puck is going to fly to the goal, Wild-Wing uses his best hand to catch it, but in a shocking moment and for once in a lifetime, HE. MISSED. IT! Me, Wild-Wing, and the rest are so in shocking awe that the head-honcho of the team missed a single puck for the first time! Wild-Wing's not angry at all, he's just proud of me that a first timer like me surpassed the professional hockey player. Then there's Phil Palm-Feather(the manager of the team)and Captain Kleghorn(the police captain of Anaheim) was so amazed big time that Phil offered me something, something that can be something new to the team, me a mascot! The whole team's so flattered about it that not only we need ducks, but also someone to support the team, I was put on a duck costume that definitely looked like the real life Wild-Wing. Instead of "Wild-Wing" in real life, the name for the mascot is "Pucky The Lucky Ducky". Me and the team blinked a few times, baffled about the name. Nosedive thinks it's awesome, Tanya and maybe Mallory thinks it's cute, Duke and Grin thinks it's mediocre, and WIld-Wing thinks it's embarrassing, but it's kinda worth it. As for me, well I don't care at all, as long as it's o.k. for the team though. I put the costume one and the only thing that's missing is the mask, Tanya and I build a spare of the golden mask just in case it's broken in the battle. Wild-Wing said that it only works on ducks, if it's put on the wrong hands, the person who put it on will be electrocuted, but me and the team have to risk it, I put the mask on very slowly, the mask is on me, and then a few moments later, NOTHING. HAPPENED. AT. ALL! Me and the whole team(Except Tanya) are in shocking awe.(Again!) Why not Tanya? Because she told me that while building the same exact golden mask, she reprogrammed it that instead of just ducks, she said that now only other species with a good personality can put on the golden mask, Wild-Wing's kinda nervous about that, but since I helped Tanya build the spare golden mask, he said that I can take care of it fully just in case things get out of hand. Speaking of battles, I did went to missions with the team,(Spoiler Alert) let's just say this that I'm going to say the things that are in the episodes, except that there's an extra character, which will be me!(not to brag about it though...) Although I'm going to say on some parts that are not like the P.O.V. that I said on the prologue, but I will also tell you about what would happen if I'm with the ducks on the missions and other characters that I'm in the story, like that if I'm not there, bad things can happen, but if I'm there, good things can happen with a slight chance of a side-effect, also there will be other guests from other series crossing over, hence the title. On the episode that there's a giant plant ravaging Anaheim, before that, there was a distress call from Canard, we went to place that the distress call was made, I doubted myself about it, I want to tell everyone about it, but I rather save it til we reached the faker. once we've arrived We've found the "faker", I told him about the detector that I gave to Canard. He said he doesn't know about. I yelled "FAKER!" at the faker and then I shoot the faker revealing his true colors to Chameleon. Then, Siege and the robots appeared out of the blue, we fired back the best we can. In the original, the "faker" shot bridge that the ducks are on and got away with the aero-wing. But in the remake, we actually got away with the aero-wing, but the saurians somehow controlled the aero-wing with some sort of device that can control vehicles like cars and other stuff, anywho, not only that, but it can also control the laser turrets, the saurians used it to fire the botanical ship that has the ravaging plant in it, also the generator that they need for their raptor ship. once the botanical ship forced landed on the ground, the big brain alien like brothers(sorry, I haven't watched the show for a long time that I know a little bit of the minor characters, but somehow I do know what they look like though.) got out of their ship to found the source of the shooting, and then they found the aero-wing on the sky, they presumed it was us, but then while they look away, the saurians(Siege and Chameleon and/or Wraith) went inside the ship, then they found a lip shaped plant,(which is the ravaging plant) Dragonus told them to grab it and get out of here. Let's fast forward a bit, Wild-Wing felt that he couldn't keep up with the team, I tried to comfort him though, he's kinda better but he said that he needs to take a breather, I told him if I can come with him, he accepted, before we go any further, Tanya told me that if she can keep the masks for safe keeping, meh why in the heck, the masks are fun, but since I'm wearing glasses and I'm a little blurry without them, it's kinda uncomfy if I were the glasses and the mask at the same time. I told Tanya about that, and she said that she'll make modifications for it. Well anywho, Wild-Wing and I went outside, we talked a few things about ourselves. Luke:"So, Wing..CHOO!" Wild-Wing:"Bless you Luke!...hey can I ask you something?" Luke:"Yes?" Wild-Wing:"Do you think you can call me something that we're like truly friends or something, like…..Wing-chan?" Luke:"Wing-chan?(I said it a few times), sounds quick, o.k. 'Wing-chan' I can call you that anytime I want to o.k.?" Wild-Wing:"Alright, hey do you remember the first time we kissed before we were into flambe?" Luke:"Yeah…. at least Canard didn't saw us kiss each other right?" Wild-Wing:"Yeah, I was thinking to do it again though since 'nobody's watching us.' You want to? Luke:"Well…..alright, but let's be careful okay? Hey, let's hide over there!" We went and hid under the bushes, before we do it. Wing-chan told me this. Wild-Wing:"Luke, What do you prefer, boys or girls?" Luke:"Well… I prefer girls, but somehow, I think I can handle both." After that, we started slowly to kiss up like a filling icing-dot on a cake. The first time we kissed each other I didn't felt it much though, but now, It felt it like I'm kissing a girl(Don't worry, it's the same if I kissed a girl), but replacing that with a humanoid male duck and you have omnisexual.(someone that doesn't really care about their orientation) In my mind, I'm hearing Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl", but I'm not kissing a girl, I'm kissing a boy-duck! We stopped for a while, not to be frisky, but somehow it felt so good! Wild-Wing:"Luke, I'm sorry that I didn't told you this before I do it when we met each other for the first time." Luke:"It's o.k., just drop it though, huh?" Suddenly, a pre-teen like girl with blue long noodle-like hairs interrupted us by asking. Squid Girl:"What are you guys ink you're doing?" Me and Wild-Wing:"GAH!" Luke:"Erm… we're just minding our own business." Wild-Wing:"Yeah, something like that." Squid-Girl:"Then, what is this?" She picked up with her finger a line saliva. Somehow we just enjoyed our make out session. Note:To be honest, I'm not homosexual, the thing is I'm just being myself, that's all! Squid-Girl:"Meh, never mind. Hey, do you know where am I what squidy year it is? 'Cause this might be freaky, but the last time I checked my year is 2011, because things are kraken different here..." Then I actually realized something, someone or some"thing" is taking other people from different years, dimensions, planets, countries, you name it! Why? Because this girl's hairs are alive, they're tentacles, and that hat she's wearing, I don't think that's a hat at all, it moves, thirdly, she talks with squid puns! Squid-Girl:"The last time I remember is that I was having a yummy shrimp buffet at the lemon beach house, then out of the blue, a vortex like thing popped up and sucked us into it, we were separated, and who shrimpy knows where are the others." Luke:"This might be a shock, but I think you and I come from the same boat, I'm come from the year 2019." Squid-Girl:"What!? 2019? That's crazy as squid! where both from the future! Except you are the furthest.(Hmph!) Wild-Wing:"Now now, let's not make a scene here, if you want to know what year it is know, it's 1996." After what Wild-Wing said, Squid-Girl goes into loco! Squid-Girl:"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! NO KRAKEN WAAAAAAAAAYYY!" We chilled her down though, then she said something that it's quite interesting. Squid-Girl:"Wait, if I'm or we are in the 90's, then that means there's Fission City right? Because I watched the Street Sharks series, and I really wanted to go there!" Luke:"Fission City? (Gasp!)" Then, somehow, my mind is memorizing something, before I went to the police academy, I have to stop watching watching cartoons and anime and stop playing video games. because it's time for me to move on. I don't want to leave my hobbies, but I have to because it's for my job and my future. But then, my mind is showing me some clips and scenes from cartoons, animes, video games, etc. Luke:"Yes! I remember now! They're all coming back to me! Wing-Chan there's something I need to tell you, before I met you, I already know-" Then all of the sudden, the botanical twins fired some restrains at us, even at Squid-Girl!(don't know why.) Fast forwarding, once we get to hold on the botanical twins, they let us go and they told us to find a mini generator that can help them fly out of here, also they told us to find a plant that's shaped like a lip, they also said that if it falled into the wrong hands, it will released it's horrifying nature(suspense music). Then all of the sudden, Anaheim has been ravaged by a giant plant. Perhaps that's the plant that the twins are talking about. once we went into the center, we found the rest of the team tangled by the plant. Squid-Girl:"This is kind of inking weird, I was expecting them to be ***************" Please don't mind Squid-Girl for now, one of the ducks threw the golden mask to Wild-Wing, he equipped it and Squid-Girl was curious about it. Tanya:"I invented something that can cool down this giant freaky plant! Fast forwarding a little, we found the thing that Tanya build, it's a missile like all of the sudden, the plant's tentacle caught me and Wild-Wing, except Squid-Girl though she managed to dodge them, fortunately for us, we and Wild-Wing managed to break free and helped Squid-Girl. Then,(Squid-Girl opening theme) Squid-Girl grabbed the rocket/missile something with her tentacle hairs, we rushed through the plants, dodging every one of them, then once we're inside the plant, it's up to us to finish this ravaging plant! The heart is so high that we boosted each other up, Squid-Girl's onto the top, she give it a blow with the rocket.! K.O.! It's a direct hit! Fast forwarding, Squid-Girl met the mighty ducks, we grabbed the mini-generator from the saurians, we gave the lip-shaped plant to the botanical, they apologized to us and thanked us so much that they gave us a plant that it's known as "Space Vanilla Supreme." We smelled it and it smelled beautiful! But then, it exploded at me! Then now, I have some sort of vanilla aroma that it can please everyone around me (even bad guys.) I don't mind as long as it's fine by others. The brothers left from earth, we waved goodbye to them, then, we were going inside the stadium, but Squid-girl doesn't want to because... Squid-Girl:"Love to be with you guys, but this squid's going on an adventure I'll never forget! Well, wish me luck to find Fission City, squidinkkraka!(some form of saying goodbye by Squid-Girl) Well, we went inside and Nosedive said. Nosedive:"I like that girl…...but, what the heck's Fission City?"
Part 4
Sorry for waiting for SO LONG! Well, weeks and few months have been passed, now we are going to find Canard for real this time! We started lift-off in the Crossover-Cruiser. We went to outer space, I always wanted to go to outer space, but the Raptor escaping thing doesn't count because…. I don't know. But still, I always wanted to go to outer space. Anywho, we followed the tracking device that Canard catched before he went limboed, we speed traveled to the dimension that Canard's been into, the dimension we are on is quite the same as other dimensions, space, silence, and total dark matter. We found the planet that Canard's been held, the ducks are in deep shocking fear that the planet we're looking at is a forbidden planet, the planet has a purplish like atmosphere, I scanned it and it said that the air is breathable, but why it's forbidden? Why other species don't go to that planet? WHY, WHY, WHY? The team don't know why, but I told them that as long as I'm around, no matter the situation, we are all safe. We landed the Aero-Wing on a landable spot onto the forbidden planet. We followed the tracker to Canard, then all of the sudden….oh god….now I know why they call it the forbidden planet….XENOMORPHS! We run like hell as fast as we can. Luke:"Xenomorphs, why does it have to be Xenomorphs! Be Careful, their blood's acid and their tongues and tails are very dangerous." Tanya:"How do you know about that?" Nosedive:"Heh, because me, Luke and my bro watched the Alien franchise, and they are REAL!" Poor Nosedive, he began to panic a little bit, I told him the same thing that I said on the ship. WOOP! Hehe…. it looks like Nosedive's hugging me instead of Wild-Wing or Grin or…..Mallory? Well, we continued on, once we followed the tracker to Canard, we stumbled upon a huge chamber like place, we found Canard! Uh-Oh! He's trapped in a cocoon, in front of him is a egg like thing, the thing opened revealing a FACEHUGGER! The Facehugger Is going to pucker face on Canard! Fortunately in time, I grabbed the Facehugger and threw it furiously hard onto a wall and SPLAT! The Facehugger's acid ketchup now.(Heh, acid Ketchup) Anywho, we de-cocooned Canard out of there, we're all cheering that Canard's alive. But that ended shortly that now there's over a dozen of Xenomorphs, even the Queen! We prepared fully for the Xenomorphs to attack, but then, some lasers are firing out of nowhere. Along with our unknown helpers, we kicked the Xenomorph's buttocks and took down the queen with a powerful KICK-IN-THE-FACE! We yahoo'ed for our victory, but that's been interrupted by… monkey yahoos? Who are our helpers? Who saved us from those Xenomorphs? Chapter 2 Coming Soon to a computer near you!
To Be Continued
