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Hetalia PR: Micro-chapter Four
Three kids pop out of nowhere.
One is annexation, the other independence, and the happy medium calls himself free associated state (which is a true political, demographic term in Germany). These three ideologies cannot live together, but they cannot live without each other. They spend their time, frolicking, arguing, and most importantly, debating. Let us call them Blue, Green, and Red.
Rumor has it Red and Green are a product of Puerto Rico's relationship with Spain. However, Spain denies this. Puerto Rico got rid of his name either way. She felt her case could go on Dr. Phil or Jerry Springer. Spain was dead sure he somehow gave her a population, but not kids of their own. Spain, being the gentleman, remained courteous with her nonetheless.
Rumor also has it Blue looks a lot like America, but with Puerto Rico's eyes and hair. America, the skeptic when he wants to be, wasn't sure about Blue. After all, they never married. Girlfriends, or just girls, never became wives. With fifty states already in the bag, Puerto Rico can always have her own say… so why doesn't she say anything? He mused, over and over. Blue visits America often, but sometimes, Blue can't tell if America's smiles are forced or not.
Red and Green are always bickering about who should run the country. Every time Red gets a turn to pull the reins, Green expects to get credit. Most of the time, he doesn't.
Every now and then, the rest of Latin America waves at Puerto Rico, who bears now a slight resemblance to Borikén to them… but who knows, really? Similar to Grandpa Rome, Borikén/Puerto Rico checks on her children, Red, Blue, and, Green. Yet she always leaves. They are too busy sleeping, frolicking, and debating, to think about her.
Whenever Spain feels the urge to visit, he says hola to the kids and spends quality time with them reading Don Quixote de La Mancha. Blue does not exactly care, but this is normal around the house now.
Whenever America feels the urge to visit, he says hi to the kids and spends quality time with them reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Blue is then excited, but America is not sure they understood it 200%. 100% just didn't cut it anymore.
Green secretly hopes America will get tired of checking on them. Despite all that debating, America still goes home without a final decision from any of them. Then he sighs, telling himself there will always be a Wal-Mart for the kids.
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