Dear Santa:

I hav just heard about the gods' plans for me. Plez tell them to not make me stay on O-GEE-GEE-A. Also I may hav not been good this year becuz I cheered for the Titans in the war so…. yah.

Ok. Here's a list of stufz I want:

-Cinnamon stiks

- Gardening toolz

- Some spunky togas

- A boyfriend

Best wishez,

-Young Calypso