You Know You Had Too Much Doctor Who When

by A Wholocked Vulcan

What the title says. The little things in life that let you know you're obsessed. I take requests from peoples lives as well as writing my own.

3. Chapter 3

Hi it's me again! Thanks to the wonderful people who reviewed: GallifreyanDimond, Georgio, frugglewump, Silverbird22, Dangerous Fantasy. 1-7 are from GallifreyanDimond, 8&9 from Dangerous Fantasy, 10 is from Silverbird22.

Disclaimer: Still hoping.

You know you had too much Doctor Who when...

You make people who displease you "say something nice"

The endearment "sweetie" has become a permanent fixture in your vocabulary

You have a crack in your wall.

Your friend gets a new dog. You urge her to name it Clara.

Any mention of the opera "Carmen" makes you smile.

You get bored in Science class, so start swivelling the eyepiece on a microscope, muttering under your breath, "Exterminate. Exterminate."

You watch the stars and wish you could go up there and see them.

When someone asks you if you've met before you smile and say SPOILERS.

When stuck with a serious problem you always fix it by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow

You try to get your family/friends to watch while saying "You will become like us."

You love jellybabies

You don't do domestics

You have tried (and failed) to make a souffle. Several times

You believe James Bond is a Time Lord (think about it! He never dies, and changes his face, but people don't care!)

Thanks for reading and reviewing, and PLEASE PM me/review with new ideas.