You Know You Had Too Much Doctor Who When

by A Wholocked Vulcan

What the title says. The little things in life that let you know you're obsessed. I take requests from peoples lives as well as writing my own.

4. Chapter 4

Hi again! So, thanks to my wonderful reviewers: Silverbird22 and Grunkle Stan. Numbers 1-6 come from Silverbird22 (who has been awesome enough to review twice now!).

You cry whenever a fez is destroyed

You know that Rocks are dangerous, especially when they come from metors

Whatever you do, don't kill the Silurain

You always carry vinegar

You know that Romans are secretly plastic zombies

You know that celery and question marks are an appropriate fashion choice

When you do a cannonball, you always yell "Geronimo!"

You know that bowties ARE cool

In history class, you tell your teacher that Queen Victoria was a werewolf

You have toured the Tower of London several times, exclusively for the purpose of finding UNIT headquarters

Every clear night, you scan the sky for a little blue box

You have a lizard named Madam Vastra and a dog named K-9

When in doubt, you ALWAYS turn left

When you see a potato, you think "Sontar-ha!"

Saltshakers remind you of Daleks.