You Know You Had Too Much Doctor Who When

by A Wholocked Vulcan

What the title says. The little things in life that let you know you're obsessed. I take requests from peoples lives as well as writing my own.

5. Chapter 5

Hi! Thanks to my lovely reviewers, Mandalorian1207 and Silverbird22 (yet again!). Numbers 1-5 come from Mandalorian1207, and numbers 6-11 come from Silverbird22. Thanks for reading, and as always, please review/follow/favorite!

You yell "Bootstrap paradox!" whenever someone mentions Beethoven.

You laugh at archaeologists.

You claim that witches are merely mad scientists.

You refuse to use free wifi.

When someone says that he's the doctor, you reply, "No, you are A doctor."

You yell "BIRDS CAN KILL PEOPLE," whenever you see a raven.

Don't separate yourself from the group, this stops you forming dying and becoming the fisher kings's slave.

You always count shadows.

If someone says spoilers they are probably your timetraveling love interest who was raised to kill you.

You know everything is possible, you just need a cloning device and an extra 2 billion years.

Blinking is dangerous.

You are afraid of Christmas trees

You call people named Micky, Ricky

When you see a gas mask, you say "are you my mummy?"