You Know You Had Too Much Doctor Who When

by A Wholocked Vulcan

What the title says. The little things in life that let you know you're obsessed. I take requests from peoples lives as well as writing my own.

6. Chapter 6

Another chapter! Thanks to all the awesome people who reviewed: Silverbird22 (again!), CatWingsAthena, Zookie 12. 1-4 are from CatWingsAthena, 5-10 are from Silverbird22, 11-12 are from Zookie 12.

You hear a ticking clock, freak out slightly, and scan the room for the source.

You see or hear a fly and immediately look behind you.

A particular shade of blue will always be, in your mental vocabulary, "TARDIS blue".

If you see anything that looks remotely like a pair of lips on a neutral background, you say "moisturize me".

Dimension/Time travel becomes your go to assumption whenever another TV show has something strange going on.

No matter where you go you know everyone but a select number of annoying people,penguins, space captains and flight attendants sound like British/Scottish people.

You are always hunting for broken pocket/fob watches.

No matter what happens you can always bring people back from the dead, unless they are from another dimension*cough* They saved Clara but not Adric who is highly underrated *cough*

Hybrids usually die quickly or have prophecies foretelling how dangerous they are.

You regularly look for a blink of red in the mirror.

You name your dog Pond just so you can say, "Come along, Pond".

You can relate ANYTHING to Doctor Who.

You are suspicious of gassy people, and sneak looks at their foreheads to look for zippers

You know that you are never truly alone