Hello again! Merry (late) Christmas (to those who celebrate it) and Happy (not so late) New Year! As always, thanks to my lovely reviewers: kenzcraw and Geekiexx. Numbers 1-5 are from kenzcraw, number 6 is from Geekiexx. Sorry for the late update, the holidays were busy. I'll be back to updating every week now, so don't worry. Thanks for reading, and please review with your ideas!

You see a plane In the sky and automatically check to see if it's stopped mid flight.

All your sunglasses are sonic.

You call all babies "new human."

Tattoos with numbers freak you out.

You peek down random alleys to see if there are suspicious aliens lurking there.

whenever you see a piece of art you have to shout "Modern art!"

Eye patches freak you out

You love the round things (but don't know what they are)

You always check if the door is unlocked in a prision (just in case)

You can sing along to the theme song perfectly, even though there are no lyrics

You never want to reach the promised land

You know that our world is protected by a madman in a box