Dear Santa Claus,

Hi. I hope u r havin a good time up in the North Pole with your radio playing this fancee tune:

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!

"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Dunder and Blixem!

I know that I am liking to listen to the song Fancee.

I'm so fancy

You already know

I'm in the fast lane

From L.A. to Tokyo

I'm so fancy

Can't you taste this gold?

Remember my name

'Bout to blow

Yeah, I no tat there is no road from california to japan. Whatevs. Anyways, can I have a cute camo hat wif a flower on it? That would be sooo nice. I'll be sure to bake cookies with Nico for you, and some vegetbles for your reindeer, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blixem, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen. That was backwards. :D

Hugs and kissies,

4 year old Bianca