Dear Jollykins,

I hope you like haikus cuz thats what I left yu under the tree with cookees and milk. I rote one about yur beard. Here it is:

It's white as snow

But it doesn't glow

And it is awesome.

For my presents, I want more sunscreen please. And also I want a cool car. Cool cars are cool.

Rainbows very macho,

Will Solace