"AHHH! WTF happened to my face! My eyes are so big! And look at my lips, they're just two lines, and don't get me started on my hair! When did I get anime bangs?" My hair is long and my bangs cut a little half of my face. I could still see my sparkling earrings gleaming at me. Then I realized the most important thing to me. I turned around to see if I still have my butt (9/10 times, anime doesn't have a butt) I almost fainted.
"My ass is gone! Oh my Goodness!" I fell down to my knees crying out to the sky. "But I have assets." I said sniffing and looking down at my booming chest. I just now realized that my chest is bigger in animation! (That's an insult, if you think about it) Back into reality, how in the world did I get into animation? I'd never would have dreamt that one day, I would be a cartoon!
After my little fit I threw about my appearance, I need to head towards civilization! From the looks of this place, it looks like something 500 years ago… But it's something about this place that I just cannot get out of my mind. Like I saw this place before… I turned around to face a farm field. I would expect vegetables to be from the ground but instead holes! Yep, holes as the size of basketballs.
"Dang! Looks like somebody stole some crops up here." I said as I examined the hole. It looks like it was dug from underground not someone just digging a hole. Deep in thought I suddenly hear whispers from the right side of my ear. I got irritated at the comments they made about me. So I look up at them in an angry manner. Once they saw my face they stood back in fear.
"What are you looking at?" I scoffed. I can tell they won't harm you so I suggested they are cowards. But one man has heart to stand up to me. "Why are you dressed like that? And look funny?" I looked at him in amusement. SHOWTIME!
"Yo mama made me look like this when she came to my house the other day."
"Ooooh!" The crowd in the back ground moans. The man shot them a look to shut them up. But then I realized that the man was dressed differently from the others like he was the master of this village. But I don't care! Mess with me I will mess with you…
"Why you…" and before he could finish his sentence A group of men came running from God knows where!
"Master, master we spotted him!" yelled an old man who barely has any hair on top of his head, but yet could still put it in a short pony tail. He finally stopped in front of his master panting from the running they did.
"We saw him when we were at the fields. The strange half demon you speak of."
The master looked confused at first not knowing what he was talking about. Then another man from the group spoke up. He appears to be middle aged and has the same hairstyle as the elder that just spoke a while ago…
"The one with the dog ears. You know…the dog god!"
Soleanna: Anna you have once more dissappointed me again! I thought it will be longer!
Anna: Just give me time! It will be longer I promise! And plus you know how I keep my word!
Soleanna: Well...you do keep your word...okay next time better be long!
Anna: Okay and plus you ain't my momma anyway! My mama at home!
Soleanna: *mumbles* where you should be...
Anna: What you say?!
Soleanna: while again... acting dumb slow and stupid review, follow, and favorite. See ya, don't wanna be ya!