To the Almighty Santa Claus,
I will bow down to you. But, only if you give me a PS4 and a Polaroid camera. I'd love to post pics of my siblings inside Dad's stomach on Instagram! Ha ha ha ha! Wait, there's no backspace button? No, Santa, don't give me a Polaroid! Take back what I said! I just want a PS4 and some new underwear! Please! I've been a good god!
-Young Zeus
