Dear Santa,

Please let me groom your beard. I don't know if you know, but it is extremely long and tangled, and IT'S NOT BLONDE! This is a crime.

Anyways, for Christmas, I'd love it if you could let Zeus fall in love with me. He just can't see my beautifulness. And I also want the Naked 3 eyeshadow palette, the Naked 2 palette, the Naked 4 palette, and the Naked 1 palette. Some matching lip gloss would be nice, too.

Thanks,

Young Aphrodite