5. Tony doesn't get what chickens are.
"What's a pigeon?" Thor asked an annoyed Steve.
"They're birds. Okay?"
Tony laughed in the corner but shut up instantly when the irritated soldier glared at him.
"Oh, I understand!" Thor said with a huge smile. "Erm Steve? What's a chicken?"
Tony decided to prove his intelligence to the Asgardian, "Chickens are just land fish."
Thor nodded while Steve just looked blankly at the proud 'genius'.
"Do you even know what chickens are?"
6. Tony's bookcase eats people.
Clint stood awkwardly in the corner as Bruce and Natasha continued their heated argument. He agreed with Bruce fully but Nat would kill him if she found out he stood up for the opposition.
He went to break it up when a random bullet flew from nowhere and sent the archer stumbling into a bookcase which spun around, with Clint, into a secret room.
Nobody noticed that he'd gone until he returned a week later in Tony's lab - which surprised the billionaire a lot.
"Stark, your bookcase ate me," was all Clint said before storming out of the lab.
7. Moustaches are cool.
All of the Avengers stared at Tony as he sat eating his breakfast. With a giant moustache stuck on his upper lip.
"Erm... Stark?" Bruce warily asked as the genius continued eating his toast peacefully.
"Yes Banner?" Tony asked without looking up from his plate.
"There's a mo-" Tony interrupted him by jumping up from his seat and running off down the corridor.
"VIVA LA MOUSTACHE!" He yelled behind him as the others just stared at him shock.
Author's notes: The story of what happened to Clint behind the bookcase is for another day.. *maniac laugh* *clears throat* Anyway, I like Tony so he's going to be in a LOT of these. Oh and Loki's an Avenger now. Don't ask why. He just is..