Demigod Children Write To Santa

by FootWebbed

Characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus write letters to Santa, young or old, human or ready to laugh, cry, maybe even pee your panties! 60 chapters and counting. LET'S GET TO 100,000 VIEWS!

48. Small Bob

Dear Santa,

MeowZINGA! That's 'hello' in cat language. I want to know why I was grown from a sabertooth tiger's tooth. That's disgusting. I was supposed to be a sabertooth tiger, but now I'm just a stupid kitten. Can I get a sabertooth tiger costume? Also I want one of those glow in the dark skeleton costumes. Just to confuse the ladies. I've been following Bob around, and now he's my pet, so I need a name. That's on my Christmas list too. Think of something creative, like Mr. Pickles. I like pickles. Bob doesn't need to know that. Get me a huge jar of pickles, but disguise them as a moth-catching jar. Bob likes to catch moths. And then when he opens the jar, PICKLES WILL RAIN DOWN ON HIS BEAUTIMOUS FACE. He doesn't like pickles.

Thanks,

I am untitled right now, but hopefully I will have a title soon. (wink wink)