Author's notes: In reply to a review I couldn't respond to; Is it really that obvious that I'm British?! O.o (Actually I'm Asgardian, but don't tell the government that..) I can't begin to thank you all enough for your continued support, reviews, favourites and follows! THANK YOOOUU! I DO WHAT I WANT! #YOLOKI ;)
(in dedication to evilducks - its short but feel special)
12. Cereal can fly.
Bruce was sat at the kitchen table eating Cheerios - because Thor had eaten all the Pop Tarts, again. It had been days since he was last out of his lab, he'd lost count of how much coffee he's drunk and he had no idea what the time was but it was dark outside.
As he lifted the spoon to his mouth, one of the bits of cereal started hovering in mid-air before zooming off to the left. Bruce quickly span around to see in the dim light Clint sitting cross-legged on top of the fridge with a fishing rod that had a Cheerio dangling from the end.
The archer waved before eating the cereal and going to catch another bit. Bruce sat there in silent shock for a while.
13. Thor is fascinated by elevators.
"Oh hi Thor!"
"Hello Steve! What floor are you going to?"
"Floor 42 please. What floor are you going to?"
"I'm going up and down for fun! This is my fifth time! Midgardian 'elevators' are fun."
"Okaaay.. We're at my floor now, see you around I guess. Have fun playing in the elevator."
14. There isn't an escalator behind the sofa.
Tony likes confusing Thor with bad magic tricks in his spare time. His latest trick is to pretend that he's going down an escalator behind the sofa by bending his knees a bit more with every step and then watching the thunder-god run around expecting to see a staircase of some sort. Clint still finds it as hilarious as the billionaire does.
Next week Tony's considering attempting to confuse Loki with the same trick. He hasn't really considered that Loki is an actual magician.
15. There are a lot of colours in the world.
It started a few weeks ago when Steve asked Tony what shade of red his Iron Man suit is;
"It's not red, it's scarlet!"
"Red."
"Auburn."
"Red."
"Crimson!"
"For goodness sake! Red!"
"Violet."
"What?!"
"Khaki."
"Beige."
"Fuchsia."
"Green."
"Bottle green."
"Wheelie bin green."
"Foliage green."
"Mr Green."
"Who's Mr Green?"
"Dunno. Orange!"
"Maroon."
It's still going on to this day. Quite a few people are confused when the pair start yelling random colours at each other.
