Author's notes: I'm honestly stunned at how well this story is doing! THANK YOU EVERYONE! Right now, I'm writing a couple of one-shots that are too long to put into the drabbles in this story so I'll let you know when they're posted :D Oh, and I might answer reviews as the Avengers!
If there's anything you want to see then give me a review and I'll dedicate it to you somewhere. Don't be shy, I won't bite. Much. Tell meeee!
This chapter is just random scenarios and speech I made up and couldn't put into stories. (See if you can get all the quotes - like with 'Mr Green' last chapter)
16. Everyone loves Tony.
Piranha gun!
Steve - "How are we supposed to calm Loki down while his pissed off without actually hurting him?"
Tony - "I've got an idea!"
"Anyone other than Tony?" *crickets a chirpin'* "Yes, Tony?"
"PIRANHA GUN! OH YEAH!"
"..."
Tony and his cardboard box.
Bruce - "Tony, get out of the box. You've got an entire tower, countless houses and you're a freaking billionaire!"
Tony - "This box IS my home."
"It's a cardboard box, not your home."
"The people here actually like me!"
"People?!"
Cheese sandwiches.
Natasha - "Okay and now we just have to check the air ducts."
Tony - "I wouldn't do that if I was you!"
"Why?"
"A.. erm... experiment went a biiit wrong.."
"How wrong?"
"I must warn you, there are armed grilled cheese sandwiches in the air ducts."
"..."
Blowing things up.
Clint - "These exploding arrows are VERY unstable, be careful!"
Tony - "It's only a few experiments, don't worry."
"I still don't trust you."
*about an hour later*
Thor - "Where's Stark? And why did he take my cape?"
Clint - "No idea. He took my arrows."
*large explosion*
Tony - *runs out of lab* "Some dude just blew that up and it totally wasn't me!"
"..."
Squid.
Bruce - "Tony, get out of the pool! Second time this month!"
Loki - "I'm a squiiiiiiiiid."
"You too Loki?!"
"Join us. Be a squid, Bruce."
"This is all Tony's fault."
Tony - "Join us."
"I'm just going to leave you two in the pool..."
"Squiiiiiiiid friends. Squid buddies! I'm a genius, someone write that down!"
Random disclaimer: In fear of being skinned alive by the boss people here, I would like to remind you all that these amazing characters are not mine even though I would love them all (especially Loki) so, there, I said it. Don't kill me. I have an army.
