Dear Santa,

Right now, I'm writing this letter in secret. I need your help with something.

This girl, Piper Mclame, waltzed into camp like she owned the place with her dumb boyfriend, Jason Not Graceful. Then, she decided to be an Aphrodite child, JUST LIKE ME, and take my spot as the head of the Aphrodite cabin. Well, she hasn't done it yet. Piper is walking around with her dumb boyfriend like she is prettier than me, and she's NOT! Please help me. Charmspeak will only help for so long…..

Sincerely,

13 year old Drew Tanaka