Demigod Children Write To Santa

by FootWebbed

Characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus write letters to Santa, young or old, human or ready to laugh, cry, maybe even pee your panties! 60 chapters and counting. LET'S GET TO 100,000 VIEWS!

55. Phineas

Dear Santa,

This letter is in Braille, so I really hope that your elves can actually translate it. Anyways, I've been pretty good this year, except for when I chased Ella around that one time with a toilet plunger in my hand. That was not a good day, although I thought it was at the time because of my desire to torture the innocent bird-like creature. However, one does not perceive another based on a single action, but many, combined. This is why I ask of you to look past that day and many others in which I tormented those birds, and focus on the bright side. Therefore, I would like a pair of sunglasses, a wheelbarrow, and a weed wacker.

Thanks,

Phineas

A/N: Sorry for not uploading in a while. School has recently started back up after a 3 week break and 2 weeks of snow days, and 8th grade can get pretty busy along with after school activities. I plan on getting back in the groove. Don't forget to favorite, follow, and REVIEW with suggestions for upcoming chapters!