Okay, folks! This is one of the epic battles ever! A four-battle between FP, Fi, Marcy and PB! Take sides now, it's gonna be epic! So, enjoy! And once this chapter is gonna go down, there'll be a surprise. So, all Finnceline, Fubblegum, Flaminn, FxF fans, this is a must-be!
Featuring:
The Princess of the Candy Kingdom, BONNIBEL BUBBLEGUM!
The Vampire Queen, MARCELINE ABADEER!
The Princess of the Fire Kingdom, FLAME PRINCESS!
And, the "Princess" of the Grasslands, FIONNA THE HEROINE!
Begin!
PB:
Don't dare to try and go to pry Finn from my wicked eye,
You said, "I love Finn, hope to die," while I say, "Love the way you lie,"
Coz' all of you aren't too much of that worthy, who told you that you did?
Because that's one thing I would do to be all-foundin' forbid,
Finn, will your heroic purity be allured to a naughty queen,
Don't you ever see that she's trying to make a scene?
Care to go to a girl who cares more for his teddy bear,
And used to remember that you were the one she always try to scare?
And Finn, do you really like fire blazin' in your skin,
I know for sure she's evil, coz' I'd lock her through her lamp thick and thin,
Forget the girl you dreamed that only shows up in a nerdy king's book,
And see what's gonna happen, so now do you really want to look?
Marcy:
What are you, a piece of trash which obeys that f***ing piece of crap,
Tired of saving her bubble butt every time, which makes your nerves to scrap and snap?
Well, I'm pissin' my diss for mah cute little baddie weenie,
F*** you all, cause it'll be me who will be taking this little Finny!
Thought you can could continue making Finn a piece of s***,
And not giving a f*** of the pains he recieved, not even a single bit?
Every one of you just causes him to moan and groan and lone with pain,
Didn't you know that the ail fails to be healed and he's going insane!?
What PB's doing in the meantime, bringing transvestites to her house,
What's FP's doing? Making pornos so my pure boy could get aroused?
What's Fionna's doing? Strippin' off her sky blue skimpy blouse,
What I'm doing? I'm now being married, becoming his only spouse!
FP:
I knew there were misunderstandings, but our passion had gotten through it,
We knew we were right for each other, coz' we're thirteen and flirtin'
Be in the embers of my desire, the blaze of our compassion,
Not compassion for the puny princess who's waiting for ya in anticipation,
That punk princess ain't getting' me there in that lamp just to get my boy,
Because you just gonna be treatin' him as a f***ing trottin' annoyed toy,
C'mon, a human and a vampire, are you willing for this crap, Finn,
Betrayed again, feeling the pain and as it twirls and as it spins,
Wherein the pain is therein and them chagrin is within,
I'll protect you from harm, coz' this battle's gonna start to begin!
Fionna:
Think ahead, and understand what PB and you would do together when you grow up,
Doing science and no adventuring or fun, do you really wanna be through this stuff,
I'm human, I'm a heroine, I'm wearing a white rabbit hat, I'm the perfect one,
Why can't you muthaf***ers know that I'm the one who really won?
We coulda been slashin' beasts and had blitzkriegs if you had stayed away,
From the flame princess, because my sister says she is CRA-AA-ZAYY!
And will you risk the chance of being evil and sadistic,
By a single bite of the vampire queen, you'll be puttin' on bloody lipstick!
So, choose me, the one which we had everythin' in common,
Let's chill in Aaa, where we could see maids and buns of cinnamon,
Can't you see that the Cosmic Owl had meant us to be together,
Be forever embraced in the ember of our love through summer and winter!
One note: This is just the uncensored version: The edited version will appear tomorrow, and I'm sorry if I made it a little ugly. I'm truly sleepy. It's one-o-clock! So, peace!