So, I'm back after a grueling week at school! Believe me, sleeping at 11:00 pm every night without even visiting my reviews or accessing this site is making me a little nuts. Just a reminder to all those who read this, anyone who would criticize my raps and blackmail me here in this site for no reason will get a diss track from me at the end of each story. Evil smile. Now, five more favorites and a sneak peek will be held. Enjoy! And please judge the winner by their rap, not how they appear on the episodes. That's all!
Featuring:
The King of the Fire Kingdom, FLAME KING
The Nerdy Former Antiquarian and Present Ruler of The Ice Kingdom, SIMON PETRIKROV!
BEGIN!
C'mon Ice King, who do you really think you are?
A bearded idiot who spreads his disgusting beard flakes far?
Gimme your indestructible ice armor, I'll shred it to pieces,
Get a new life, but this time please do not steal a princess!
I'm telin' ya, you'll only be in a nerdy and poor second class,
I'll give you photographs of my rear end so you won't forget mah a**,
You only just had little penguins to survive with,
No wonder thirteen year-old boys have gotten you grounded!
Ice King:
Spittin' s*** with this retarded grit beat freak in the battle of the best,
Im'ma be the one here, go smother along with the rest,
Please, my Wizard Eyes please tell me, what is that?
Wait, is it just me or he is just really that f***ing fat?
Thinkin' he's so tough, locking his daughter like he never cared,
But goes backstage and snuggles a little koala bear,
You're always furious, like your eyebrows were stuck in place,
I'll rip your armor off and shove the s*** into your face!
Flame King:
Look at your old antique crown; it has only three diamonds,
Thought he was the king of cool, but his real name was Simon!
Don't blame me for imprisoning my evil daughter for real,
The one who told me this risk was the candy you always love to steal!
Ice King:
I have actually a former queen, you can't, you fat coward,
Lucky Finn swished your old jester, cause he's the joker from my poker card,
I make my raps in Neptr's pies, so it'll literally sting,
Worthless flaming fags who don't deserve to be kings!
So it is what it is. So, now Im'ma be out, and I probably need some suggestions in my other story "Truth or Dare", if that is fine with you. I appreciate the efforts of LessThanThreexoxo, gravity 5, Bacon Pancakes XD, SuperKamiGuruFTW, victor157, and othe rfanfiction authors and guests that read my rap battles. I would like to thank RokuShio for suggesting this rap battle. That's all, thanks!