Sorry for not returning in the Adventure Time Rap Battles for a month. I really got depression in the first 15 days which made me lock myself up and have suicidal thoughts. But don't worry about that. I was really busy in assignments and stuff, which was apparently our school's description, but anyway let's get on with it!
Abraham Lincoln:
Death, could you really do anything for a penny,
Of course, just as long as he make outs with his lover Minty,
He's been kissing Jake in the mouth; let's wait until he cums,
I bet you don't even know how to play those death metal drums!
You cannot even beat Finn until he's really dead,
You have an empty brain, that's why they call you horsehead!
Have respect for me, because I didn't grant you pardon,
Especially when you have a golden rake and Zen garden!
I'm President, your folks don't even take you seriously,
You're no John Wilkes Booth, you're a b**** who restores memory,
Come on, slaves, be freed from this Underworld ruler,
Next time, I will be truly your true leader sooner!
Death:
Where's your stovepipe hat, did you lose it in the battle?
Is it true that what you really told is what you really tell?
And shut your mouth, you even sacrificed your life for that magic dog, too,
Do you really think that your position suits you?
You really need to believe in yourself that you're not a true leader,
Get off your throne because you're just a genuine loser,
Are you sure that the male sign in your throne is true,
Abe should be turning into Babe, that name suits you!
It really bums me out when I used to remember you are cool,
This b**** just lost his immortality to a magic fool,
You cannot even distinguish Jake from Magic Man, you really make me sick,
In all of your years in that damning Mars, I say you suck d***!
Thank you for watching an dreading these Adventure Time Rap Battles for 7 consecutive battles! Bye!