Hi! I'm back from the last year, and back with new disses and rhymes of the newly-celebrated year of 2013! To start, I thank guy101 for the suggestion of the past rap battle and bigredfox101 for this rap battle. And now, let us see two of the most famous characters spitting out rhymes and mathematical crimes! Let's start!
Featuring:
The Princess of Lumpy Space, LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS!
The Masters of the Apple Pie, TREE TRUNKS!
BEGIN!
LSP:
Oh mah glob, like what the glob should I suppose to spit mah rhymes to?
Oh, that's right, I must fight this idiot globbing rude named YOU,
Good glob it, let's get on to it, so how are you today, eh?
I heard you were getting yourself arrested 'coz of an apple, what've you got to say?
Can't you bother to hide when you make out with that disgusting pig?
Like, what the lump, not where a book, sandwich or Jake's boots is?
Can't you, lumpin', like, not be oblivious what's a blessing and curse?
And I'm, like, 100% sure, that puttin' on make-up won't work!
TT:
Don't act like you didn't do it to became Finn and Jake's secretary,
I bake pies but you need food delivered just so you can eat freely,
Spoiled brat, you better watch out for this mean lady here,
Got the crystal apple, now, be roasted to death in fear!
Kid, you've got no manners, but you're like a man, geddit?
And you're just treating everything like it's a drama skit,
Girl, you've know nothing more about true love than I did,
Because you've just broke up with Brad, dim-witted!
LSP:
Glob, you're so old that you don't know your own crimes,
While I'mmah tell this lumpin' idiot how to rhyme,
Please, glob it, I hope you knew people care for you,
Oh, you don't, you left Finn jacked up and bruised!
Call me a drama skit? Call meh the matchmaker!
And I demand that you and Pig are not for each other,
Glob, what glob-forsaken apple would turn you insane?
And want to, like, annoy Finn, then marry him, the pain!
Tree Trunks:
Be careful with your mouth, lady, I meant your bite!
Are you really that scary enough to scare people and not fight?
I, at least, have a house, you slept in the woods like a hobo,
And what princess uses garbage as clothes, ya dingo?
You should love ya mother, she's the only one you got left,
Don't wait for that time until she drops dead,
"Lady, don't cha know we love you, sweet lady,
Dear mama, place no one above ya, sweet lady,
You are appreciated; don't cha know we love ya?"
So that's my ninth battle of the season. Shout out to Tupac! The last four lines are the chorus of "Dear Mama", so shout out to mothers everywhere! You know we love you! So there we go. And I had prepared a surprise after I got 10 favs. Peace!