Dear Santa,

Hi, Daedalus here. But, please call me Quintus. I am undercover at Camp Half Blood. Oops, I just blew my cover. WHERE DID BACKSPACE GO?! Ok, whatever. All I'm here to say is… Please. Do. Not. Give. Me. Any. More. Puzzles. Or. Mazes. For. Christmas. I am sick and tired of you using this joke against me! One day, I'll make sure that I trap you in the Labyrinth, and all of my monsters and creatures will kill you. Also, I have a pretty hefty army of demigods on my side who can capture your elves and feed them to a basilisk… oh, wait, wrong universe. The Minotaur. Your elves will be fed to the Minotaur if you give me one more puzzle or maze. Good day.

Sincerely,

Your worst nightmare

a/u: Thanks so much for all of your support! I'm now one week away from the one year anniversary of the first chapter of this story coming out. I'm so grateful for all of your compliments and suggestions, and I never thought this little idea would grow into something HUGE! 429 reviews? 81,000 views?! OH MY GOODNESS. It's so hard to believe! All I have to say is... thank you! Keep leaving suggestions for new characters in the reviews, keep following and favoriting, and no matter what...

GO

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DAM

SNACK

BAR!

Webbed out. (✌◠▽◠) (ˆ˘ˆ)