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Chapter 2
The sound of silence was a rather odd one.
Completely contradictory to itself since sound implies actual noise yet silence can be more deafening than any amount of noise on the planet.
"Why do I think such random things?" wondered Ryan as he lay topless in his bed.
A shuffle to his left and right snapped him back to reality.
Le Fay snuggled in closer to his left arm, while Lime wrapped tighter around his right; leaving the ever so light Dream to rest peacefully on his chest, her dragon blood keeping his ever so cold body, not so cold.
"I'll be back girls" he whispered, not really meaning for them to hear but just out of habit.
He gently levitated Dream off of him, swapping the happiness entity into the position he had just been in, the other two girls finding no difference in her arms compared with his.
Slipping into a dark gray t-shirt, Ryan made his way down the hall silently, his cartoon skull slippers making no noise against the shag carpeting.
He stopped in the kitchen and fixed himself a quick bowl of cereal, munching away at it while he headed towards the roof.
It was the middle of the night and Ryan sat on the edge of the Hyoudou household, watching the lights of the towns flicker in the distance.
"Couldn't sleep?"
The voice came from above and he smiled as Gale, entity of air landed beside him.
"Nah, just hungry" he said, offering a spoonful to the girl, she refused with a shake of her head, saying something about calories.
"So how's being alive like?" she asked with smirk.
"Far better than being dead, it's a little hard to explain since I can't actually remember anything" explained Ryan as he finished his cereal and teleported the bowl and spoon back to the kitchen.
"Well it's certainly nice to have you back" she said with a smile.
"So what brings the entity of air all the way out here?" asked Ryan curiously.
"There's a tornado due a wee way east of here, I thought I might just pop in beforehand and see how you were" she said with a wink.
Ryan rolled his eyes and tugged his knees up to his chin.
"I don't need any help so the other endless can just shove a cork in it" growled Ryan through his teeth.
Flashback
"WHAT!?" roared Ryan in surprise.
"I'm sorry Ryan but the madness has changed you and until you tell us what's wrong we hereby ban you from the endless council effective immediately" said Knowledge with a firm nod.
"Guys! You can't be serious!?" exclaimed Ryan as he looked at the other six, Dream wasn't present since she knew very little about the ways the madness worked.
Paradox and Pandora shed silent tears but stood by Knowledge; Love couldn't bear to look at Ryan and simply turned away.
"Sorry dude, this is for your own good" said Max with a sigh.
"It's not permanent, once you feel up to it, come talk to us and you can come right back" said Blake, a shaky smile set on his face.
"Eva?" said Ryan looking at his partner in hope.
"Eva was actually the one who suggested that we do this, I think her position is clear" explained Knowledge as the entity of life had her back turned to them.
Ryan looked stunned, he felt betrayed by the ones he had called friends.
"You know you can't make me" he said softly.
"We didn't come here to fight, in our position you would do the exact same, we're simply trying to look out for you" said Knowledge cautiously.
Ryan sighed, the tension leaving his body.
"Very well… I will forfeit my endless title willingly but I will not talk to any of you because there is nothing wrong with me, I don't mind waiting for you all to come to your senses"
He was suddenly slapped across the face, Eva leaping on top of him, fire in her eyes.
"WHEN WILL YOU COME TO YOURS!? You left me alone! It was awful and then you come back expecting a hero's return? No gonna happen! We trusted you to tell us things, instead you go and remove your limiters, an act that would normally result in the death of an endless and then go and invoke the forbidden art and get yourself killed! Were you even thinking about any of us when you thought up such a stupid plan!" screamed Life, her aura burning deep marks in Ryan's flesh.
Ryan didn't answer, he simply stared at her with unblinking eyes, eventually she got off and vanished on the wind in a spiral of leaves.
"When were you planning on telling her the true story?" asked Ryan, anger evidently present in her words.
"It's better that she not know how you survived, it could cause a massive disruption, you did ask your previous master to have her killed remember" said Knowledge with a frown.
"Fake killed and this is certainly better, she hates me now… back to square one!" sighed Ryan.
"We won't tell Dream that you've been dismissed, only one entity from each set will be aware: Gale from the elements, Autumn from the seasons and Santa from the festivals; you don't have to tell your reapers" said Knowledge.
"Sure thing… see you sons of guns later" said Ryan with a sad smile before he vanished in a trail of black lightning.
End Flashback
"We're worried about you Ryan, we want to help" said Gale as she lay a hand on his shoulder.
"I don't NEED help alright! I'm perfectly fine and it's pissing me off that you think I'm some sort of child!" yelled Ryan in anger.
Gale was taken back by his tone and decided to stay silent.
"You are though Ryan, you're the youngest entity on the planet save for the new Equality"
"What do you all want? Trying to kick me out of being an entity now?" chuckled Ryan darkly as he turned to face the other endless minus Dream.
"Talk to us big brother, it makes me sad to see you like this" said Panda with tears in her eyes.
"I can't Panda, nothing's wrong so I have nothing to say" said Ryan with a tight lip.
"STOP BEING SO GODDAMN STUBBORN AND LET US HELP YOU!" roared Max in pure rage, fire burning around him.
"I'm not a pity case Max! I don't need you're bullshit shrink advice!" yelled Ryan back.
"Oh my god! You're so blind you can't even see the problem right in front of you!" yelled Max.
"If you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna knock you're five million subscriber ass out!" swore Ryan as he took a few steps towards him.
"Oh really? Someone's getting all fired up now?" said Max with a grin as they squared off with one another.
"You can't beat me Max, I could crush you with my eyes closed" threatened Ryan as black energy swirled around him.
"Try that and face my wrath…" said Max as he raised his fist back.
"I… wait what?" said Ryan suddenly, the magic fading from around him.
"What?" Max looked confused as the magic dropped from around him.
"What did you just say?" asked Ryan urgently.
"Face my wrath why?" said Max curiously.
Truth hit Ryan like a ten ton mallet to the face.
"FUCK ME!" he groaned as he snapped his fingers and disappeared.
The Amazon
"HELLO!" yelled Ryan as he flipped into Eva's treehouse, she was wrapped in nothing but a towel, her flowing green hair cascading down her naked back.
"Ry… Ryan! What are you doing here!?" she said, her face red in embarrassment.
Ryan walked over to her casually, pulling off his shirt and exposing his bare chest to the life entity.
"I just thought it might make you more comfortable like this…" he whispered in her ear, she shivered lightly as her grip on the towel loosened.
"What are you doing?" she managed to keep her voice level despite her heart doing flips.
"I need something from you Eva… something only the entity of life can give me, nothing else will come close"
Eva's towel fell to her feet and Ryan gently kissed her.
She moaned in to the kiss and Ryan gently massaged her boobs.
"I never properly thanked you for healing my legs, consider this just payment" he said as he continued to massage.
Eva couldn't even think, her legs almost gave way but Ryan supported her.
"What… happened… to… you?" gasped Eva as he pinched her bubblegum pink nipple, she let out a small squeal before clamping her hands over her mouth.
"I just need to borrow your spear, do that and we can continue" said Ryan as he suddenly stopped his actions, Eva moaned in sadness and tried to grind against him.
Ryan pinned her hands above her head and gave her a disapproving glare.
"Fine… here" a white light filled the room, and a gold and white spear appeared, leaning against the wall.
"Good girl, now who want's their reward?" asked Ryan with a sly glint, his right hand tracing ever so low whilst his left hand played with her ample chest.
"M…m… me…" whined Eva desperately.
"Manners?"
"Me please master!"
"Not called for but I'll take it since you were so polite!"
Hyoudou Residence
"Where did Ryan go?" asked Paradox curiously.
"Right here!" said Ryan as he appeared in a spiral of darkness.
"Umm… where's your shirt?" asked Pandora with a raised eyebrow.
"Minor detail, let's get down to this!" said Ryan as he raised life's spear and cut off his left hand.
"Why are your fingers sticky?" asked Blake as he picked up the severed hand.
"Minor details, put the hand over there" said Ryan as he embedded the spear in the ground.
Blake dropped it lightly onto the ground and took a step back.
Ryan snapped the fingers of his none severed hand and the severed hand began to grow, an arm and a chest and some legs and another arm before finally a head appeared.
"Hello me!"
"You mean hello myself right?"
"Oh we are so the same person!"
Both Ryan's grinned at each other before the original picked up the spear and nodded at the clone.
"Umm… what are you planning on doing exactly?" asked Knowledge as he looked at both boys.
"Something dramatic I hope, ready Ryan?" asked Ryan, bringing the spear back.
"READY!" yelled Ryan.
Ryan thrust the spear into his stomach before bringing it upwards and quickly removing it, a large cut appeared and as soon as it did, the clone Ryan ran at the original and dived straight into the gap, his body turning into a ball of shadowy darkness.
The original Ryan healed the hole before taking a seat.
"What the fuck was that!?" asked Max.
Ryan raised one finger to silence the entity of rage.
He suddenly retched and seven balls of light came tumbling out of his mouth.
"Man you guys taste bad!" groaned Ryan as the orbs took form.
"Well I'm sorry that we're not fucking seasoned!" yelled the orange one.
"Oh dear…" groaned Knowledge as the truth dawned on him.
"Sup sins, long time no see huh?"
Two Hours Later
"And so now we're bound to Ryan and are his personal servants!" said Greed with a wide smile.
"Fuck me…" groaned Ryan as everything was explained.
"You heard him girls! Clothes off!" yelled Pride as she dropped her dress.
"Not what I meant! Clothes on please!" yelled Ryan as he magically put the sins clothes back on.
"So when were you going to tell us you had pets darling?"
Le Fay was burning a hole in the couch, Lime was sharpening her sword and Dream was grinding her teeth together.
To put it lightly, after Ryan absorbed Equalities magic from the entity and gave it to the four dragons, he accidentally absorbed the seven sins which equality had used to set himself free, since then they have been living inside of him and have bound themselves to his soul.
"So if you die, we all die!" said Gluttony with a smile.
"That explains why I've been acting weird" muttered Ryan as he recalled all the crazy emotions he had been feeling lately.
"You're right… this would explain all of your strange actions up till now" said Knowledge with a nod.
"I'm sorry for making you do that to Life but most of it actually your own skill" said Lust and Ryan instantly went stiff.
Dream, Le Fay, Lime and Love turned towards the violet haired sin with interest.
"What did he do to Life exactly?" asked Lime with thin glare.
"Oh… he walked in on Life while she was getting out of the shower, proceeded to grope and seduce her in order to get her spear and then made her climax so she couldn't take it back off of him, hence why he didn't have a shirt and his hand was so sticky, she was really pent up" said Lust with a completely neutral tone.
Max laughed so suddenly that the beer he had been drinking came out of his nose.
"Don't worry, he didn't even penetrate her, just a bit of a finger work and she was a complete mess" said Envy with a sour face.
Every set of eyes turned to face the grim reaper who was banging his head against the nearest wall.
"Anything you want to tell us darling?" asked Le Fay, he eyes were hidden by her hair and Ryan was sacred beyond belief.
"Well… you see the thing is… bye!" he yelled before dashing out of the window and into the street.
Dream, Lime, Le Fay and Love got to their feet, magic swirling around them before their combat gear appeared and replaced their clothes.
Lime grabbed the nearest sin which just so happened to be Pride and looked at her with fire in her eyes.
"You're bound to his soul right?" she asked with a low voice.
"Yes but we don't have any magic to stop him since Equality drained all of it, we simply represent the personifications of our emotions" explained Pride nervously as the petite girl lifted her off of her feet.
"Good, take us to him" growled Lime as the other three girls grabbed a sin.
"Very well"
With Ryan
"Alright I think I'm safe now"
Ryan breathed a sigh of relief as he sat down on top of the sphinx; having run all the way from America to Egypt can really take it out of a guy.
"It's really nice here"
Sloth appeared next to him and his eyes widened in fear.
"How did you find me?" he hissed.
"Oh, since we're all bound to you, the sins can come to your location regardless of where you are" explained Sloth.
Ryan spun around and found the tip of a very sharp hidden sword at his throat.
"Lime… I know you're upset with me but in my defense I did have the entity of lust within me" said Ryan as her eyes narrowed.
"She told us that it was mostly your doing and that she simply gave you the confidence to do so" said Lime as she drew a small trail of black blood from her master.
"Alright then, I did seduce the shit out of Eva, but it was for a good reason and can you blame me? She's hot as fuck!" Ryan suddenly clamped one hand over his mouth before putting one hand on his chest and pulling lust out of his body.
"STOP THAT!" yelled the grim reaper as he got to his feet and glared at Lust who was laughing like a maniac.
Ryan was suddenly picked up by the ankle and suspended over the Sphinx by a giant red dragon that was looking less than amused.
"What could you have possibly have done that could have seduced the entity of life exactly?" asked Dream telepathically.
"She is a real nympho actually, always had the hots for me, I was going to ravish her right then and there but other issues needed my atten… WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!" roared Ryan as he spat Lust back out of him and reaper chopped the head of the sphinx off in anger.
A magic circle suddenly pinned the reaper down and Le Fay glared at him.
"Oh come on! I have nothing left to tell you! I seduced Eva, she liked it, I got the sins out of me and here we are!" yelled Ryan as Le Fay continued to glare at him.
She suddenly broke the circles and Ryan fell in a heap at her feet, she roughly picked him up with her magic and looked up at him.
"Do what you did too her on me" she ordered with a red face.
Ryan almost choked in surprise.
"W…WH… what!?" he managed to splutter out.
"I'm not repeating myself" she said clearly as she stood as tall as she could.
Ryan rolled his eyes before grabbing her around the waist and pulling her into a deep kiss.
A few moments passed before he broke the contact and whispered gently in her ear, her face turning redder as time passed.
Ryan took a step back and gave a smug smile, Le Fay was trembling but managed to keep her resolve and give a sharp nod.
Ryan smiled and reached out with one hand, land a single finger on the center of her forehead, his hand pulsed black and Le Fay's eyes suddenly rolled back in their head and she collapsed backwards.
"Easy…" whispered Ryan as he caught her and picked her up bridal style.
He turned to face everyone and winked before a bright black light filled the air and everything went dark.
Two Hours Later
"Oh my head!" thought Ryan as he opened his eyes and looked around, first thing that became obvious was the sudden increase in weight on his chest.
He found himself covered in girls, seven of them sins, three others endless whilst the last two were a reaper and a witch.
"Hey death, you're finally awake"
A voice whispered in his ear and he looked into the deep green eyes of life herself, dressed in nothing but her underwear.
"The last thing I remember is standing on top of the sphinx and then… nothing" he said with a bewildered expression.
"Excess emotion, your mind shut itself down" explained Life as she pecked him on the lips.
"Huh… nympho" he said with a laugh.
"I am not…" growled Eva as she snuggled closer in his arm.
"It's alright Eva, I'm to blame for making you act like that, I shouldn't have done what I did, can you ever forgive me?" asked Ryan softly.
"I can and have already Ryan… and for what it's worth: I loved every second of it" she said with a small smile.
"Total… nympho" whispered Ryan, half mixing it with a cough.
"Humpf! I guess you don't want to know the other thing I have to say then" growled Eva, her face going red again.
"Sure thing, lay it on me" said Ryan casually.
"I know it doesn't mean much, what with Lime, Love, Le Fay and Dream all competing for you but I might as well add my name to the ballot" she said with a smile.
"Wait what?"
"I love you…"
"Ahh… so cute!"
"I love you too master!"
"As do I master!"
"Ditto!"
"I'm a little lazy to love but if I did it would be for you"
"I can't let my sisters be the only ones! I love you also"
"Darling! You promised you would marry me!"
"If anyone is going to get Ryan it's the entity of love herself!"
GRIM REAPER SACRED ART: FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUT!
"Life as usual then" groaned Issei to Rias as they listened to the commotion below them.
Just business as usual in the Hyoudou household.
Welcome back…
A/N:
This volume will be more of a slice of life rather than a mystery sort of fic
I just want to try my hand at some more relaxed writing since trying to think up actual plot is way more difficult than people make it out to be!
I'm looking at you Rowling!
Stupid good writers and their stupid good books!
Oh well...
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And as always:
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