Hi again. This time, I'll be presenting another rap battle! This time, I completely decided who will be included here, but I still accept suggestions! Thank you so much for viewing my story. Full thanks at the end, enjoy!
In His Royalness, we present the sour EARL OF LEMONGRAB!
Future heir of the Candy Kingdom, roll out for GOLIAD!
BEGIN!
Lemongrab:
This 'sphinx' is actually Mother Princess's supposed heir?
You cannot even learn how to rule and govern fair!
This creature's a waste of a tooth and eighty-three hours,
This British accented beast only just causes mental harm!
Forever be standing in a psychic combat, oh how sad,
Your raps might finally make me properly laugh!
You made me do this so when you're crushed it's all your fault,
Too young to beat me, I deem it UNACCEPTABLE!
Goliad:
You ain't got nothing powerful except your screaming blade,
I don't have to open your head to have access to your brain,
Who's this rigamarole who screams "Unacceptable!" since birth,
While I make my lyrics doper by spicing up the dirt!
(Starts speaking fast)
I learned in analogy that you is to me equals royal is to nothing,
This Lemongrease's gotta be cool, or he'll need reconditioning,
No stroke, cuddle and snuggle will appease your lemon ways,
I didn't have to control you with my third eye to win this game!
Lemongrab:
It all takes a baby Finn to foil you entering my mind,
My anger is a Stormo which will torment you with rhymes,
You're made with a pretty standard wack-rhyme-lyric soup,
Seven years, no trials, for wasting my time against you!
Goliad:
You're neither mild nor spicy, but you're only just lonely,
Just live with your lemon wife in your sour residency,
One fact is for sure, is that one day you will die,
Because you lost against me, and this time I'm totally right!
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