Dear Santa,
It is foolish to believe in such a mythical being as yourself, but due to the fact that CHB campers must write letters to you this year, I will too. A good example is needed for the children. Anyways, I would like to request some opera and rock CD's for Christmas this year. New pinochle boards would be helpful too. Also, a new fangled wheelchair that I can fit my horse butt into to trick mortals. How foolish are they; they believe in Santa and they can't see my horse butt. Haha!
I also ask you to send your best military force of small little boys and girls to help with the war against the earth goddess.
Best wishes,
Chiron