Disclaimer: I do not own Nancy Drew or any related characters or places. The only things I do own are copies of some of the books and the games.

I've decided to change the rating to T and the category to Parody. The only reason for the rating change is Scott's planning to do a bit of cursing to show just how much he doesn't like chocolate.


"Scott, would you like some coffee?" Nancy called out from the kitchen.

"Sure, fine," he called back, his tone as gruff as usual.

Nancy poured the steaming black liquid into a mug over some brown powder and gave it a stir.

"Black?" Debbie asked, not looking away from the computer screen.

She nodded before making her way into the office to hand the mug over to him. He looked…tired, she thought. He must have stayed up late working.

"Here."

As she watched he took a sip, gagged, and spewed the drink onto the floor. "What the hell is in this?"