I'm back! Now, I present to you a new rap battle! Thanks to all for helping me reach 100 reviews! I really don't have anything to say right now, so here we go!
Featuring:
Rule 63 of the cold-blooded, insane king of ice, welcome the ICE QUEEN!
Insane in the membrane, yet with an ambition, holler for PRINCESS COOKIE!
Begin:
Ice Queen:
It's official that my C-list has you with a check, mate,
You broke into pieces, that's why your mind's in a wrecked state,
A hex may, cheer you up, but I'm sure you'll just fall down,
This baby snapped, otherwise why would he want a girl's crown?
I'm notorious; this Oreo's story is chipping off the old block,
Can a shadow and a milk man lose against you? I guess not,
Freeze, the police will be relieved to reel you at ease,
This cookie's never been a villain and as grim as me!
Princess Cookie:
For me, you're the real tomboy, isn't that right, you whack tool,
Why do you date girls a thousand years younger than you?
It's not the crown that turned her insane; the crown caught her crazy,
"Oh, Fionna, oh Fionna," those words are not fake as they may seem!
You think you so fly, Ice Queen, with those eyebrows you're using?
I can break your ice, so, how're the princes you've been abusing?
No ransom for me to stop insulting, you can see all the results and,
Glob, I'll be flipping you cold, dead; bow down or I'll resume assaulting!
Ice Queen:
We don't need helicopters or soldiers to take out this guy,
I ate all his chips to my delight of hearing his cry,
Easy to crack the case before you died over the gor-ge,
I'm violent to everything as long as it's fat and orange,
My past memory includes eating your kind before the war,
Also the crown caused me to be insane, not like how you are,
I'm queen; I jump farther than what you can expect from Jake,
I raised Cake, so I can least tell for sure that you are half-baked!
Princess Cookie:
You'll never, ever, be Cake's sis, yet I step against evil sisters,
I'm orange 'coz I'm the morning sun needed to take care of business,
No predatoring, Snow Bunny, you won't ice-block my game,
Won't pause, paws off me, coz' I know you'd prefer a dame!
Yep, I'm insane, but I can thaw you using Alvin's hot juice box,
Eight versus one, you're between a hard place and a rock,
You're still an act of fiction, storyboarded to be a whore,
So, while we're stored in this asylum, how'd you like my sword?
So, that's that. Hope you like it. I've been out for a couple of days for me to reach 100 reviews. Thanks you for Black-Silver-White for posting the 100th review, since reviews usually motivate me to continue these battles. Review who's the winner, suggestions and clarifications, follow and favorite because those are my inspirations for writing. Again, thank you for reading!