This is it. Chapter 20. After this, two more battles will be left until the end of the preliminary rap battles and focus to the big stuff. This time, I will try to make this into a story, with a plot line and events and stuff like that. Okay. Let's begin!
Princess Bubblegum said to Peppermint Butler, "So you take full responsibility for the Candy Palace and the Kingdom while I am out for the Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty. I hope this place will be as tranquil and as Candy as it was before, got it?"
"Yes, your highness," Peppermint Butler replied.
"Well, I'm gonna scram," said Princess Bubblegum, then called for the Morrow.
"MORROW, AWAY!" Princess Bubblegum screamed as the two ventured into the Badlands, where the royal meetings will be held.
Goliad and Stormo were watching these events unfold while still engaging in the psychic battle, when Goliad whispered, "I think we can stop now." Stormo nodded and stretched its limbs, which were a bit noodly, like Finn's.
Goliad looked out into the sunshine, "Ah. It's good to have some quality time with my brother." Stormo nodded off in reply.
"But something has been building up in my mind lately," she said. Stormo cawed, which Goliad understood as "Why is that?"
"I think it's because I'm wondering if who our mother prefers the most. For me, I think it was probably me, since she created me first in the first place, and she wanted the best for me."
The griffin made a noise that said, "Pfft, she had to make me to stabilize you."
"If I hadn't turned crazy with my powers, you wouldn't have even been created. Plus, PB gave her full DNA to me, and she used Finn's DNA for you, you loser!"
Stormo clasped his beak, growled and chirped, "You want to bet on it?"
"Yeah!"
"Challenge accepted."
Featuring the pink sphinx, welcome GOLIAD!
Featuring the white griffin, welcome STORMO!
Begin!
Stormo:
Sister, you should know, I'm the one advanced, you're belated,
Don't bother to write the date for your birthday coz' you're berated,
She even put a royal knight's hair for me to be created,
Go out and direct some citizens into a mouth for you to be hated!
Use that beautiful brain, girlfriend, oh, wait, it's already corrupted,
Mother might have inserted a d*** in, coz' you're f***ed in the head,
I'll disassemble you lyrically, no means you could elude and,
You're insane coz' your mixture has Cinnamon Bun included!
Goliad:
This battle won't last forever coz' I'll win, that's why you're bummed,
I'll try not to spit some blonde jokes, but you're basically lower than dumb,
You're kicking up a storm, but like your weenie, it's still so small,
PB put one in my head coz' she knew I'm a mindf*** to y'all!
You're already pale, alarmed of losing, you could not solve these riddles,
You're just twitter-ing crap, chances to win are thin as Jake's fiddle,
This battle is only in our freakin' thoughts, are you really that mental?
I'll be flippin' the temperature of this rap to make you temperamental!
Stormo:
The one who rules must be white and yellow, but not the other Lemongrab,
Stop making d*** jokes, you hairy, bald prick right outta the lab,
This Sphinx-ter is a pain in the bum, I'll tell you now straight why,
Give me eighty-three hours, a princess and someone who's hypnotized!
My raps are fast, calm and has no mistakes, coz' I'll definitely beat you,
Even if you read my mind and start from scratch, I'm sure you still lose,
I squawk like a great Don Juan, coz' this Cherry Tempo sure ain't sweet,
Goliad, I beseech fere to open thy eye to oncnawan thine defeat!
Goliad:
Glob, I should've flipped the bird, but it might have fallen out of the tower,
Are you even candy, or considered to be my younger brother?
Yeah, I knew I got corrupted, but I'm sure it was Jake who did it,
You're just your DNA: mixed-up, alone, flipping out and dim-witted!
It's my way or the highway, floating you up and stop making you move,
This guy's less complex and sane than these stuck-together cubes,
Two siblings in a pyschic showdown, but it sure ain't stale, mate,
Gaze into my crystal ball, you see your loss in your mindstate!
Princess Bubblegum headed into the Badlands and watches the other royalty as she began to sit down in one of the chairs. She noticed Marceline looking at her, with dislike, and quickly turned away. She also saw Flame Princess. "Wait, why is she here?" she asked, whispering, to Princess Princess Princess. the blonde hair replied, "She's here because of Fire Kingdom Law. She automatically attends here if the Flame King is not available."
Princess Bubblegum looked at her. She seemed peeved. The meeting went smoothly, and as Flame Princess is about to go back to the Tree Fort, Princess Bubblegum grabbed her arm. It burned, but she could handle it. "I need to talk to you."
Flame Princess looked irritable. "Yeah, what is it?"
The Princess said, "Listen, I know you don't like this but you probably should break up with Finn."
Flame Princess's expression contorted into rage. "WHAT!" She shouted, startling the other royalty, who were now quickly fleeing away.
Princess Bubblegum tried to keep calm, but her grasp on Flame Princess grew weak as it began to burn. "Finn might be injured! Did you ever consider Ooo's safety!"
Flame Princess turned crimson red. She pulled out her arm and directed a fiery gaze at Bubblegum. She sneered and exclaimed, "Did you ever consider Finn's feelings?"
The Candy Princess looked offended. "You're challenging me?"
FP sneered. "Bring it on, princess."
Welcoming back the past rematch, welcome the PRINCESS OF THE CANDY KINGDOM!
Hot and smoking, let's give a holla to the PRINCESS OF THE FIRE KINGDOM!
Begin!
Princess Bubblegum:
I'm a legitimate princess, but why are you placed in the lowest tier?
You're like Marceline: father drama; words too cold for Finn to hear,
Even without a kiss from a hero, I'll burn you alive so low,
Your closet's crumbling, I suggest you get a vault of bones!
You'll not live long, turn it backwards, as Flame King was saying,
Raps colder than my Liquid Pyrotechnics to leave you in pain,
Ooo's royalty's stain, burn a Goblin Kingdom, what're playin,
FYI, I'm the one who locked you inside a lantern, you dame!
Flame Princess:
Why do you care for Finn, but treat him like a slave, you freak,
With my mouth, I'll blow up Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum for free,
Experiments failed, wack lyrics, are you sure you're too smart to see it?
Your body's a breeding ground for Lich-es, you should've gone and admit it!
My lyrics are hotter than my matrix, f*** lanterns and torches,
Realized I don't need ice to make this prim prude distorted,
What kind of girl slaps a savior after she kisses him at the hour,
I must ask, who made you green and bald? I'd like to send them flowers!
Princess Bubblegum:
This princess rules a kingdom, this one's desires to be a female Hulk,
Ouch, seems Finn thought it's over because of that single talk,
By this mind, I will win, but I'm sure you can't defy this nature,
Your relationship won't last long, this time I'm Grade-A sure!
I've got a split second to make you do the splits coz' you're only second,
Won't say nuthin' 'bout spectrum, but your wavelengths aren't what're reckon,
Finding an insane, dumb princess, Ice King? I know just the skirt,
You're butthurt, by my equations, I think it's because your butt hurt!
Flame Princess:
Even if you turn thirteen again, Finn's desire for your a** will be diminished,
You took Finn's land, so by my Flame Sword, you'll be considered finished,
Go back to Marceline, and give your Bubbline fan-art a chance,
I'd rather sanctify Finn's lips than being friends with you, you prat!
It ain't bloobalooby to always say this or that relationship is doomed,
Can science answer on how long I'll leave you under a table at school?
Recoil, you mortal, or I'll graciously give you some Freezer Burn Flu,
I ball with fire, gun machines down, I'm thinking, how about you?
Ice King was watching this battle derisively as the words came out of their mouths. "This is a good plan. The one who will lose will be my princess, and who wins gets Finn! Hee hee hee!" whispered Ice King to himself.
Marceline, who had overheard the battle, and didn't attend the meeting, said to herself, "I bet I could mess with this weenies for a couple for minutes," as she entered and pretended to be angry.
"You must be kidding, Finn is mine!" she said coldly, although pretending to be angry.
"What are you talking about!" FP shouted in fury.
"Marceline, stop making matters worse," Princess Bubblegum said.
"You're only sad coz' Finn hangs out more than me. PB," he sneered, pushing PB's chin up. "You treat him like a slave. And you," she jeered towards Flame Princess, "cannot even hold his hand without Finn burning or the end of the world. Got it?"
Marceline:
Princess, did you know, when you died, your goo smells like manure,
FP's raps are nonsense, coz' I can't sense the heat signature,
You girls are having your periods, but with this axe-bass, you'll fall to a coma!
PB, two Zombie Plagues ain't enough for you to get a f***ing diploma?
Flame Princess, scratch the physical, coz' you're mentally unstable, girl,
If Braco can't get your fancy, Finn needs to make himself a nerd,
I gave him one of my houses, what do you do? Command him to build one?
It cuts like a knife for Finn you rejecting him, oh wait, a scissor blade, hun!
By the way you're rapping FP, you're like reading a sappy poem,
PB's insults are like Finn's papers, bring 'em back and I throw 'em,
What are you saying, Flame Princess, "I hate Finn", you filthy hypocrite,
I can survive any threat you throw at me coz' I'm post-apocalyptic!
Flame Princess was seething in rage. "What the clam are you saying?" she screamed in anger. Princess Bubblegum could not blame her to be angry, after all that Marceline had said to the two of them.
[Beat changes]
Flame Princess:
Thinkin' you get Finn for yourself coz' you're brave and bold?
Who wants to date someone who's over a thousand years old?
Your kind is a pathetic symbol of sappy books and unreal love,
I promise I have never seen a vampire such as this soft!
Princess Bubblegum:
You'll never get some sugar from my kingdom, Marcy Aba-deer,
What's in those fries that you love more than your father, dear?
My rhymes are sick, in a way that Simon needs to get chicken soup,
You actually care for Finn, for me, I think that's a pretty big whoop!
Flame Princess:
Keep fooling your pride like that, then you'll be turned like Ash,
You're not adorable, but I'll still hack you to pieces in a flash,
I know you're floating, yet you've gone and had stooped so low,
You think this battle just started? ITS OVER, YOU PYSCHO!
Princess Bubblegum:
Are you even ruling some kind of kingdom, you smug looking b****?
Just be my slave, like when we got sucked by the bag of the Lich!
With science at my side, it's time I've gotten to pwning,
I've tampered with your teddy bear, I call it "hamboning"!
Ice King was watching from behind a chair, looking thoroughly pleased. He even had brought up a pillow to prop himself up with. "Looks like a queen decided to join the fight," he giggled uncontrollably. Suddenly, the fan fiction Ice King hides in his beard went towards the three and opened up, revealing Fionna as a holo-gram. She wore an expression that looked pissed off.
"Did somone say, "Finn's mine?"
Fionna:
If Finn is concerned, call me rabbit coz' this is a turtle race,
I'm sorry, PB, I'll spare Finn from having a robot in my place,
Marceline, your sappy songs are better than you rappin' crud,
Surely, I feel all warmed up inside when FP left Finn bugged,
This heroine may be stubby, but I'm sure you three are stubbed out,
Me spit harder than Marcy, but I never said you had to know what it's about!
Female Dracula has more weaknesses than someone this little,
FP isn't fit for the lantern, she should be in the mental hospital!
Help me find some rhymes for "useless loser", that's for PB, you see,
Marcy, with my savory rhymes I can't be sure you're gonna live eternally,
You three are admitting to losing? Sounds like it's gonna be large,
FP, did you know I'll slay anything which has a negative charge?
You all are evil, so get out, I meant GET OUT, not go out,
For Finn, I'll crush this candy sl**, I need a saga, no doubt,
Marcy, was that a date with PB, there was singing and junk!
FP, don't Flinn-ch, when I raise this axe and extinguish you up!
After this, the four of them were looking daggers at each others, and Ice King, knowing the three were suspecting where the book had come, hid under his pillow. But the pillow itself, began to manipulate into a figure known only in the Pillow World as "Finn's wife".
"What are you arguing about who gets Finn?" she asked.
The four looked at her in shock, then in anger. Then, Flame Princess said, "Who are you, exactly?"
"I'm Roselinen, daughter of mayor Quilton, of Pillow World, and Finn's wife," she declared, standing haughtily.
Roselinen:
[beat changes]
You've got no chance, you can't force me to write some kind of divorce,
Finn will never go back, like Braco, he'll just jump on your f***ing porch,
Cream Puff, Ash, Finn and Prince Gumball, like them you'll all be Xs,
I ain't got daughter issues, the one Marcy has is all that reckless,
FP, your "brain" can't understand why the chicken crosses the road,
You blew a fuse, that's why this short circuit should be just left alone,
But then, again, Fionna, your presence is just our imagination,
Stop fitting your names into Finn's, girls, it's only just infatuation,
Bubblegum, you're a wad but further details might paralyze you forever,
Vampire, you're white as a sheet, yet what you write there might not be clever,
You're just a cameo, Fi, which I let fall like CMO, C my M.O.?
Don't sleep on me, FP, don't start making such an angry emote!
Quiet, Princess, or it's seven years, no trials in my digestive tract,
M-arse-celine, beating me is a rock-paper-scissors thing, where it's at?
Y'all just jealous Finn's never been intimate with you, but only me,
Fionna, you're just Ice King's fantasy induced by heroin and E!
"Girls?" Finn asked.
Finn was standing there, face crimson red, while Jake, clutching his sides, tried not to giggle.
Princess Bubblegum was first, saying, "I have business to do, bye!" and sped off to the impatient Morrow.
Marceline said, "I've got a jam session," and made herself invisible.
Flame Princess whispered, mortified, "My dad called me. Bye, Finn!"
Fionna just disappeared and flung back to Ice Kings castle, where he fled, while Roselinen vanished from thin air.
Sorry for the delay, but this was extremely hard to make. I have a lot to say.
1.) Goliad, I beseech fere to open thy eye to oncnawan thine defeat! means "Goliad, I request my friend to open your eye to ackowledge your defeat.
2.) CMo is a cameo character only seen in "Puhoy."
3.) Review to say who won from these seven contestants, give suggestions, quote what's the best line, follow, fav, and continue to read!
"Trust me, dude, I don't know who that pillow girl is, but all of them were fighting to get you!"