Chapter 2 The PODMD meets together
NMD1 MU1: UN Secret Conference Room, New York City, New York, USA, January 25, 2012 8:00 am local time
"Now, let us…"
"We have to wait for the others, you bloody America…" Britain said.
"Well, why wouldn't we start the meeting since you've got me?" France replied with his charm active.
"QUIET YOU BLOODY RASCAL! WE NEED EVERYONE WE COULD CONTACT!" At that moment, Germany then answered his phone. After that, he closed it.
"It's too early to start with only the four of us present…" At that moment, Prussia breaks in.
"Well, the Awesome Me wants to…"
"Prussia just keep quiet, OK?" Germany said.
"When will the Awesome Prussia take order from you?"
"Hello Britain!" a familiar voice said. It's Cosmo.
"Why would you bloody fairy appear? Where's your wife?"
"Busy nagging Timmy again." He replied. At that moment, Japan came in, running and tired.
"Have you seen Ms. Misty, Ms. May, Ms. Dawn, Mr. Drew, Mr. Brock, Mr. Barry, Mr. Max, Mr. Kenny and Mr. Paul?" he said while panting.
"Why dude?" America asks.
"Have you seen Italy?" Japan followed up.
"Not yet, why…" Britain just thought up something "Don't tell me they went with him?" Japan just nodded.
"JAPAN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Germany shouted.
"But I thought they go here directly…"
"… and this here is the conference room…" Italy said while showing to the Pokémon trainers the room "…here the meeting is about to start".
"ITALY! WHERE DID YOU BRING THEM THIS TIME?"
"GERMANY!" Italy yelled out "I was bringing them out to our world in New York and eat some Pasta and Pizza and tour them around and I became their tour guide that showed and explored the world and they said that it looks like Unova without the desert and…"
"Well, we just toured this place…" Drew responded "… maybe that's simple enough."
"Well, good…" Germany said "… at least you didn't go…"
"PASTA VIEN GIORNO!" May said with a matching expression of raising her palm and hand to the air.
"Ve~" Italy replied. At that moment, Germany grabbed Italy and said "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER! FIRST JAPAN AND THEN HER!"
"What's my fault? Japanese people do love my pasta and it's not my fault because either my culture is contagious or because Japanese people are easily influenced!"
"Wait, where's Ash?" Misty raises her eyebrow that moment.
"Well his not yet…" America then when to a short pause and he went into overdrive, saying "OMG MISTY IS THE VERY FIRST ONE TO ASK ABOUT ASH! THIS IS SO COOL! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL…" Misty hits him with a mallet, forming a lump on America's head.
"Everyone here knows that you have a crush on Ash…" America went near quickly recovering from the hit.
"Well, we're just friends." Misty just looked away, blushing. America then pats her shoulder and said "Come on, denying makes it much more obvious…" Misty then hits her mallet once again to America, forming a lump over another lump.
"Oh dear…" Max said. America just woke up and recovered saying "Look, Misty is flustering red and that means…"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" Misty yelled to America.
"I felt a young maiden falling in love to a dense guy." France suddenly appeared with a rose on his hand. He went near to Misty and said "Me as the country of romance would teach how to do convince him to do that…honhonhonhonhon…" Just then, a pop vein appears on Misty's head.
"You know what, in Japan, a girl could marry at the age of sixteen." Japan stresses out. Another pop vein appears on Misty's head.
"Brock, I think you need to…"
"I'm ready." Brock replied to Max's suggestion.
"Guys, would you just cool the tension down before…" Britain was interfered when Misty broke out her temperament and said "THIS IS ENOUGH!" At that moment, Brock, May, Drew and Max grabbed Misty to prevent her to rage from destroying the helpless dudes.
"I SAID THAT ASH AND I ARE FRIENDS AND WE ARE NOT DATING OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!" Misty yelled "IF I JUST GOT OUT OF HERE…"
"Misty, calm down!" Brock said while struggling to vent her anger down.
"Cool. Denying it just make things…" Britain struck America with his spell book, forming another lump over the other lump which is also over another lump.
"YOU BLOODY MORON! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT AT ANY MOMENT YOU COULD FOLLOW THE PATH OF THOSE WHO WERE POUNDED TO DEATH?"
"Da! And I'll come near there…" A freaky atmosphere surrounds. That could only mean…
"Well, I felt anger from someone's heart. Want to fix it?" Russia brings out his pickaxe.
"No, nothing, just nothing…" Misty just breaks off from her anger due to fear.
"Well, if that's what you say…"
"BIG BROTHER!" a creepy voice said. At that moment, Russia hid behind America.
"America, please protect me from…"
"Hi Belarus!" America said.
"AM-ME-RI-CA GET AWAY FROM MY BIG BROTH-THER…" Belarus creepingly said.
"GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!" Russia shouted.
"Why don't we just seat and relax and until the meeting starts…" Germany said.
"So, can we start the meeting now?" America asks.
"Not yet, Ash is not yet here." Brock said.
"Now, where is he?" Drew asks,
"If my records are right, he is in Unova right now…" the personification of Unova said "And maybe figuring out how to get away from his friends there…"
Just then, Ash came in and he is heavily panting. He wore the clothes that make her look younger with a bluish cap and a bluish-white shirt.
"Wow, I never saw Ash in his new outfit!" Misty said. This made everyone on the meeting look at her.
"I mean, Ash, why are you late!"
"Well, it's hard to find the hall here in New York and I have to lose Cilan and Iris back in Castelia city. I was surprised that they don't have any news of what happened in Mossdeep City." At that moment, Misty, May, Drew, Brock, Kenny, Barry, Paul, Max and Dawn looked at Britain.
"Why me?"
"You are the only one, aside from Misty, who could do that." Kenny replied.
"Yeah, who would?" Barry added.
"Look, I didn't do…"
"Hahahahaha!" Unova laughed "You see, in my region, we placed a protocol to never let any Pokémon-related incidents as reports to the media. This is done to prevent Team Plasma from knowing any event like that and only Skyla and the Unovan Military has the right to know about what happened."
"Oh well, at least it's for national security…" May replied.
"So, where are we?" Cynthia said.
"The Battle Brawlers are not coming, right?" America asks.
"Well, we can't contact them either…" Germany replied.
"So, let's start the first PODMD meeting!" America said "So, after the Naval Battle of Mossdeep City…" America just went into a long pause "Um, what's next?"
"Yeah-aru, instead of discussing the issues about Spratlys, why do we have…" China is interrupted when Germany spoke up.
"Perhaps I have to line up the rules first…" Germany stood up and said in front of the meeting with a paper with him. He wore his reading glasses and said. "These are the rules during the meeting. Number One: Absolutely no raising up of Domestic Affairs and Conflicts that is not Inter-dimensional in nature. Number Two, Absolutely no chitchatting, side talk or anything in between…"
"Is talking to the phone counts?" Johto asks.
"Unless it's inter-dimensionally related, it's a yes. RULE NUMBER THREE…" Germany shouted "…FLIRTING, PAIRING AND SHIPPING IS NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE CONFERENCE ROOM."
"Come on Germany, it will be a lot cooler…"
"SHUT UP AMERICA! IT WILL BE BETTER WITH THESE RULES. Rule Number 4, everyone will listen on the speaker in front. Each suggestion, comments, or objections must be known by raising their hands and it must be said within five minutes flat. The decision is to be decided by votation."
"Finally, RULE NUMBER 5. Since all of us are called for this mission by the Great Creator, each of us must act maturely and responsibly during the meeting. Everyone must act the nicest way possible and they must follow the rules mention beforehand. Any questions?"
"Pasta!" Italy raised his hand.
"Yes Italy?"
"Can I eat my Pasta during the meeting?"
"You may…" At that moment, Italy begins to eat his pasta. He even shared it to the others.
"Okay. Now…" Germany took the seat and Britain took over.
"First of all, I would like to present to you these slides." Britain showed to them a picture of a black, swirling cloud. "Does anyone recognize what this is?" This shivers the spine of all the none-G8 countries except Prussia, Norway, Sweden, Russia, Switzerland, and Liechtenstein.
"What in the world is that?" Switzerland asks "A unique kind of cloud undiscovered?"
"NO IT'S NOT A BLOODY CLOUD! IT'S THE DARKNESS!" Britain said.
"Why is it called the Darkness?" Russia asks with his dark aura radiating.
"JUST STICK TO IT!" Britain yelled.
"So, the Darkness is coming back. How surprising." Norway replied.
"Norway, you know about it?" Finland said.
"Long Story…"
"NO WAY, THE DARKNESS IS COMING BACK! I WILL NO LONGER LIVE FOR HE WILL ABSORB THE PASTA AND…" Italy panics.
"Objection…" America raises his hand "Come on, according to the records, the Darkness is transformed into the Kindness, right?"
"Actually, that is the next part. Perhaps you all know about the OTLI."
"Yeah and how are they involved?" Cynthia asks.
"Actually, based on information, the Darkness this time was fooled and brainwashed by the OTLI and was now seeking revenge not only in our dimension…" Britain is showing a crude Representation of five Multiverses with labels NMD1 MU1, PD1 MU1, PD2 MU1, M2 MU1 and 3D1 MU1 "… which we labeled NMD1 MU1."
"Wait a minute, when did have that labeling-aru?" China objects. Japan raised his hands and quickly said "Mr. Britain and I thought of a way to label all the dimensions we have discovered so far and these are the labels we produced. NMD stands for Near Middle Dimension, PD a Power Dimension, M is Magical and 3D is three-dimensional. They are numerically labeled on the order of when they were discovered and how are they interconnected to each other."
"Wait-aru." China asks "What about M1 MU1?"
"That's the shadow lands, a.k.a Narnia that got destroyed recently under Aslan's judgment…" Britain said.
"Question." Paul raises up his hand "What is our dimension?"
"PD1 MU1."
"Does PD stand for Pokémon?" Ash questioned.
"PD stands for Power and it is because the dimension has a very strong sense of power." Japan replied.
"Thank you Japan. As we all know, our Dimension is NMD1 MU1, MU stands for Multiverse 1. Let's see in this model what will happen next…" After that, they saw the Darkness engulfing all of these dimensions and nearby, still-unknown dimensions and it formed a giant dimension with a portal connecting to the Middle Dimension.
"What's the big deal with that?" Unova asks "It just absorbs all the other dimensions into one, huge dimension."
"Let's zoom it further…" Britain showed it further and it shows that the Middle Dimension is completely destroyed and the whole multiverse is irradiated.
"What the…" America yelled.
"No way…" May comments.
"Your serious man?" Switzerland said.
"This is bad." Ash continued.
"As we all know, the PODMD is started because of this very reason: to prevent that from happening."
"So how are we able to defeat it?" Johto asks.
"Yeah, we may not have tried Pokémon, but our Nuclear Armament is useless." America said.
"Just as I said, we are to gather 4 wands…" At that, Wanda, eating some Pasta, just spit it out towards Britain.
"THERE ARE FOUR WANDS!" Wanda shouted.
"Yes…" Britain cleans himself out while America is very close to laughing out loud. "Actually, the four wands represent the elements of wind, ice, fire and earth. You have already seen the three while the fourth and most powerful one is still hidden in a location that only I know. Besides, HOW IN THE BLOODY WORLD DID YOU CAME HERE?"
"Well, we left Timmy for a while and made Poof join us. He is now in the hands of…"
"…Not with that stupid husband of yours…" Britain asserted.
"No, he's with Jorgen…" Wanda replied.
Poof's Little Adventure
(Theme: Nordic brother's theme)
"Why would I take care of this little baby?" Jorgen asks. He then came near and said "Poof, here's your bottle, you like it?" Poof just cried and whips up a storm of milk in fairy world, LITERALLY!
"Poof, peekaboo!" Jorgen tried to cheer Poof up. However, it failed.
"Let's see…." Jorgen thinks of another way and said "I hope the Spanish way of cheering up would do…"
He then stretches his arm together in front of him with the palms touching and he just wave it slowly outwards and smiles, saying "Poof, this is the way how to encourage you!" Poof stopped crying a little bit. After repeating it twice, Poof once again cried. That is when Cosmo came in.
"Cosmo, help me PLEASE! THAT BABY COULD DESTROY FAIRY WORLD" Da 'So-called' Manliest Fairy begs to Cosmo.
"Poof, don't cry. Look, I have some food here, you want one?" Cosmo said while wishing up a Pasta, Fish N Chips, Ramen and Dumplings.
"Poof, Poof, PASTA!" Poof responded. Poof is now seen eating (and playing) the Pasta.
"Poof's first word is Pasta?" Jorgen asks.
"Please keep it a secret, please!" Cosmo begs
That is how contagious Italian culture is…
"Hope he could handle it…" Britain said with a smile.
"So back to the meeting…" Britain then showed four pictures of star-shaped objects. One of them looks like a guitar. The other two are only huge wands, the one is made up of a pole with one a yellow star circling with the wind (despite the fact it's a moon) and the other is made up of ice. The final one looks like a small wand hidden beneath a certain temple all made up of rock...
"These wands can and only be wielded by the people Aslan chose in a certain generation. However, only the earth wand is left hidden and it was only use so far, once, during the battle of Britain and Normandy…"
"Wait, you mean, there is more to that?" America said "Look, sorry to interrupt, but isn't it that there are 7 other Ice wands and how in the world is the fire wand shaped as a guitar?"
"America, are you not telling something?" Mexico said.
"Yeah, well, I'm a little of embarrassed when I just learned that I made a cartoon about fairies whom I don't even believe to exists even until now."
"Alright, here is the explanation. The Fire Wand wielder is a guitarist during WWII and in order to proceed to the modern age, it has to look like an electric guitar. Speaking of the Ice Wands, I have to do the clean-up for there must be only one."
"Could you tell us the story of the previous wielders?" Barry asks.
"Alright. During WWII, the wands are held by the 3 British women and 1 British man who became secret pilots during WWII. They helped prevent the German invasion and after the first three broke up their friendship and disown the wands, the man who fell in love to one of them decided to go to the Battle of Normandy and there, he used his wand until he got killed by a German soldier in a dogfight. I took that wand and hid it somewhere, in a colony that will be top secret for now. On the other hand, the fairies guarding the wand came and got the wands and placed them somewhere to protect them, although one of them became a band later…"
"HEY, YOU CHEATED DURING THAT WAR!" Germany yelled.
"WHAT? THAT IS NOT MY FAULT! MY COUNTRY WAS CHOSEN DURING THOSE TIMES! Besides, the wands are also held by several nationalities, the Italians during the Italian revolution, The Austria-Hungarians during WWI, and the Germans during the Roman era. They are chosen according to Aslan's will to make sure the world will not go to the wrong direction under the condition that they are to be disclosed. I even met most of them personally…"
"Oh well, so now what?" Germany sarcastically asks.
"Well, currently, since we are in the age of globalism, the next wand wielders would be somewhat a mix-blood…"
"So, particularly, they are Chinese-aru?" China asks.
"That's a probability, but their citizenship is American…"
"OH YEAH! See, I told, you, I'm the…"
"STOP RIGHT THERE! Everyone knows that me, the Frenchmen, are romantic in a way and have…."
"Maybe their Russian…"
"Or Italian…"
"Stop right there-aru, you are being immature." China said. Soon, quarrels are once again erupted on the countries and fighting soon begins. The ones from the Pokémon world just observed them.
"We are far more peaceful in our world…" Misty comments. The others just nodded.
"SHUT UP! STOP YOUR QUARRELS AND LISTEN!" Germany bursts it out once again. Immediately, they all settled down.
"Good. The identity of the wand wielders are all related to the wielder of the wind wand, technically called 'the Chosen One of the Fairy World'…" Britain continued.
"Correction…" Norway raises his hand.
"SHUT UP NORWAY!"
"I was about to say to specify which fairy world."
"Oh well, the 'Chosen One of the Crown Fairy World.' You happy?" Wanda spat out water and said "Crown Fairy World?"
"Well, just stick to it. For now, this is the guy we must be looking for…" Britain showed a weird, buck-toothed kid with pink hat and clothes.
"Pink all over. A gay?" Germany asks.
"No. As many say…" Italy instantly switches his clothes with a pink T-shirt "Real Men wear Pasta Pink! Read the Shirt!"
"Honhonhonhon… I like that fashion…" France replied.
"Well, like, that is, like, possible…" Poland replied.
"Poland, you are a cross dresser."
"Lithuania, your still not use, like, to me right? Well, allow me…"
"Ehem…" Germany looks at the two.
"OH, just NOTHING, LIKE, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH PINK, RIGHT?"
"Well, according to data…" America brings out his laptop and googled "… his name is Timmy Turner of Dimmsdale, California. Wait, isn't it that he is the one who got involved last time?"
"Yes. Well, in order to find about the other wielder's identity, we have to find out the possible identities they might be taking. Surely, the Earth wand wielder is his rival, however, the other wielders are ambiguous and we have to check the cave on the Blue Moon to find it. Now, our task is simple. Germany, record the things happening in Dimmsdale Elementary school, and Max…"
"What?"
"After Germany check things out, you go there as a transfer student with…" Britain just gave out a sigh "… Sealand."
"What! WOW, I am now recognize as a…"
"SHUT UP! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE, ASIDE FROM LIECHSNSTEIN; I MEAN LEICHENSTIEN, DARN IT! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!"
"Liechtenstein, Mr. Britain." Liechtenstein replied
"… TO DO THIS AND LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY TEN YEAR OLD!"
"Da! If the school is worse, let's sent Latvia in there." Russia said while patting on Latvia's back, who got scared.
"Bu-But…" Russia just gave off that evil aura.
"I ag-agree with that!" Latvia replied.
"Alright, I have a suggestion!" America said "KND is a secret spy service based on our moon and they are responsible for protecting the rights and freedom of children. Maybe they could help."
"Yes, it could…" Britain said
"So, well will it begin?" Kanto asks.
"Well, we will set up all of our equipment on the Blue Moon and by tomorrow, will start our search!" America suggested.
"Any more suggestions?" Britain asks. No one else suggested.
"Well, this meeting's close and may the Great Creator bless us…"
AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.