Chapter 3 The Dilemma of a Chosen One

NMD1 MU1: Dimmsdale, California, USA, In a certain house January 26, 2012 5:00 pm local time

A kid, ten years-old, came home full of dirt, has a black eye, some bruises and some soil on his pink hat with a daffodil above it. His pink shirt is full of dirt. His parents on the kitchen didn't notice him (he is strolling to the living room). He went to his room and he dropped to the floor. At that moment, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared.

"Oh, hi Timmy, having a nice day?" Cosmo said.

"Come on, being beaten up by Francis twice, got turn down by Trixie once, being stalked by Tootie thrice, being hit by a plate of full of tomato pasta on the head once, eating the worst British food I tasted for lunch, getting 15 straight F's on all of my assignments I worked hard, and Vicky using me as a lawnmower? THIS IS THE WORSE DAY EVER!"

"Well, cheer up sport and look at the brighter side! Have you seen new people today?" Wanda asks.

"Speaking of that, our school was a subject to a UN study and a German, a Japanese, and a weird curly-haired close eyed Italian came to our class!"

Germany's School Inspection

Germany: (writing on his inter-dimensional journal) January 26, 2012. Today I am inspecting Dimmsdale Elementary School. Britain thought up an 8-day UN study on this place as a disguise for our real mission.

Italy: "Hey Germany, I'm excited about…"

Germany: "Please speak to me in my alias."

Italy: "Hey, Ludwig, I'm excited about this trip we have…"

Germany: "Yeah, I know you do…" Well, of course, Italy and Japan joins me in this investigation. I know this will get very worse, especially since him by my side…

Italy: "PASTA!"

Germany: 7:30 am. I met on the door the principal as if she is expecting the three of us. She seems to be a little conspicuous; maybe it is because how she actually looks which has lesser quality than we are. As I was going, I saw the students chatting. Of course, there are certain stereotypes of students like a super-rich group and several losers and a bully. I just saw the bully about to punch a kid that is actually the wand wielder we are looking for. When the bully saw the principal, he just hides his fist. Of course, I came near him and tried to intimidate him. I know, Sweden's the best man for this job, aside from that creepy Russia, but my glasses didn't made it work, so I said "Are you a good boy?"

Francis: "Yes, I am!"

Germany: "Hmm…" Of course, I looked intently. Well, I looked away and continued walking. As expected, I heard him punching the wielder. Poor guy…

Germany: 8:00 am. Well, I was on a certain 5th grade classroom…

Italy: (whispering) "Hey, Ludwig, can we play a game of football after?"

Germany: "Of course…" Of course, Italy interrupts me sometimes. As I observe, there are more stereotypes appearing. First, I saw the two KND agents 725 and 726 who happens to know the wielder or a 'chosen one' whom he considers as best friends… (Chester and AJ sitting on the seat with a table in front with one seat and table between, Timmy coming inside the class with a black eye, sitting on the chair in between them…)

Chester: "Hi Timmy."

Germany: (Germany continues recording) Of course, they are good masters of disguise whom number 48 credited when we met them late afternoon yesterday for still being the stereotypical losers and are good at it, even if they have the knowhow of taking a full-grown civilian down. Well, of course, I saw the wielder eyeing on the pretty girl on the classroom…

Italy: "Ve~ Germany…"

Germany: (Smashes him with his journal) "FELICIANO, YOUR EYEING AT A TEN-YEAR OLD GIRL!?"

Italy: "But the girl is pretty and I was wondering what if she grew up!"

Japan: "This girl is part Asian… well; I really don't get what westerners like on Asian girls."

Germany: (Gives Italy a lunch bag of Pasta) "Here, eat this…"

Italy: "PASTA!"

Germany: "Phew" (Germany puffs up some air and sighs) Of course, I'm trying to calm Italy down. Of course, this girl is surrounded by guys. Seriously, this girl will, by no chance, survive in the real world. And there's the stereotypical stalker… (Germany saw Tootie coming near Timmy and saying something with simple hearts blossoming from her)… of course, she is in love with the wielder and the wielder never likes her. The teacher, of course came in. The whole class settled down in their seats. This teacher looks crazy. He seems to be genetically-modified with his ear on the neck! Why shouldn't I be surprised, I'm in America. Of course, the teacher starts a quiz. After they answered it, he just gave an F! What kind of teacher would do that? That's not how education should be done! So I stand up and asks… "That is not how education should be done!"

Crocker: "Who are you to dare and asks me?"

Germany: Just then, I saw the principal glancing on the door giving out an evil aura. The teacher just gulped and continued discussing. Of course, this crazy teacher interrupted and asks about the wielder a completely-unrelated debate about the existence of fairies. He is surprisingly suffering from several epileptic shocks and seems to have a psychological problem…

Italy: "Hey Ludwig, do you remember the time I met you inside the box of tomatoes where I pretended as a tomato-box fairy?"

Germany: "Just stop reminding me about that…"

Italy: "But I was inside a box and I was scared and so I pretended as a box of TOMATO FAIRIES!"

Germany: Darn it Italy. Now the teacher notices us. He came near us, thinking we hold the answer. Good thing that guy's fairies, if they do even exist, are ordered to not appear by Britain's orders for this investigation. Of course, he asks us about the existence of the fairies. I just responded "Well, we are just talking how we met where he is so afraid where he thought of pretending to be a tomato-box fairy inside a tomato-box. Of course, only a crazy person would believe that, so I pried the box open…" Of course the teacher left us while experiencing some seizures. He then ordered the class into a recess. I just really wish this guy to be sent in the mental hospital…

Germany: 10:05 am. I saw the chosen one being turned down by the girl. Good thing France and America where not here or else our mission would turn into a shipping mission. I like to say, she and the wielder could make a good pair… (Germany hits himself on the head with his hand) What was I thinking! Of course, I saw the stalker coming near the two, and she pushed the chosen one away. I could've admitted that they too would make a good… (Germany hits himself again) Darn it, Germany, what's wrong with you? Next time, never watch too much romantic movies before a mission…

Italy: "LUDWIG!"

Germany: "What again Feliciano?"

Italy: "I was attacked by a scary kid…"

Germany: "But you're a grown-up!" The bully came near us and threatened me. Of course, I have to protect Italy. Good thing Japan is with me. I just said "Look, my friend here is a Samurai."

Japan: "Well, as part of my demonstration of my culture, my assistant here will place metals bars with a solid wood in the center (Italy placed a platform with the said composition in front of the Japan) "Feliciano, why the Pasta?"

Italy: "That'll serve as a balance!"

Japan: "OK…" Japan brought his katana out and sliced it in a clean, diagonal cut. However, the poor wielder was hit by the lycopene-rich food on his head. The bully, of course, gulped his throat and runs away. Of course, who wouldn't be scared at someone who happens to be able to cut you in half?

Germany: 10:30 am. Of course, it's the crazy teacher again. Well, he gave them all the assignments they have yesterday and all of them except agent 725 got an F. Actually, the chosen one got, for some strange reason, ten straight F's. This is so unfair. I would really suggest to America to fire this teacher. However, he will never mind since he said he has the 'coolest educational system around'…

Germany: 12:00 pm. Well, as part of the program, for 8 days each of us would serve to the students our specialties. Unfortunately for today, it's Britain… Italy said that tasting it reminds him of WWII and Japan always brought emergency food. I, of course, ate it. Seriously…(Germany's face turned ill and pretended that it doesn't taste bad, although it's really horrid and horrible is an understatement) I gave prisoners better food in WWII than this piece of thrash. I now know the reason why some of my airmen in the Battle of Britain decided to be killed in their plane rather than to bail out in Great Britain. Even the students tasted it was so horrible…

Germany: 12:30 pm. I saw the chosen one being beaten up once again. Well, some teachers passed by and they never helped. Of course I have to intervene. The bully saw me and Japan just looked from afar. The bully just fled…

Timmy: "Excuse me Sir, but you seem to be familiar."

Germany: "Well, you might be mistaken…" Of course, I have to hide my identity, even to him. It's a deal we have with the other countries…

Germany: 1:00 pm. It's the crazy teacher again. He gave three more F's to the student's assignment. If this where America, I would shout at him. However, he's a citizen, so I don't have to do it…

Germany: 4:30 pm. The stalker still spied the wielder while Italy is just playing as a monkey on the bars. I know, Italy is crazy even though he's a nation and poking me… "YOU IDIOT! STOP THAT!"

Italy: "How about the soccer game you've promised?"

Germany: "Let's do it on the moon, shall we?" Well, back to observation, this girl spied on him in a very lousy way, way lousier than the time Britain pretended to be an Italian. Of course, he noticed her. However, a new face, a mean teenager, took the stalker and she tied and took the boy like a pig on the pole. This is horrible and it is kidnapping. As Germany, I saw the worse kind of torture. However, this is one of them. So I intervened… "Excuse me miss, where are you taking the boy?"

Vicky: "I'm his babysitter. You mind?"

Germany: "I'm a member of UNICEF. What you are doing miss is punishable by international law…"

Vicky: "Who cares. I have $500 here. We settled?"

Germany: (Takes the dollars and threw to the ground)

Vicky: "Wait, that's my money!" (Germany steps on it)

Germany: "So… (Germany releases a scary aura, very less scary than Russia) we have a deal. Take the child out of the pole and let him walk with you properly. Deal?"

Vicky: "Pay me to do it." (Germany crushes the money on the floor, enough to tear it up a bit) "No, MY MONEY"

Germany: "I'll return this to you if you do it RIGHT NOW!" Well, she unties the boy and sets him free and holds him by his hand. I still feel something's not right…

Japan: "My senses told me that the older girl would use him as a lawnmower…" Of course, I did a face palm at that time…

Germany: So this is my analysis. This school is the one of the worse Max could go. More likely, Latvia and Sealand would make good team together with Max in this school. Well, as for the results, these are the possible rating. Worse teachers, teachers scared of a bully, typical stereotypes, kidnapping incidence, I would rate this school as a two. As for the findings, well, we have five people as suspects as the wielders to the wands aside from the wind wand. So, it might be easy…

"I never thought they'll do it seriously." Wanda replied.

"Well, that German helped me out a lot…" Timmy just then looks at his fairies "… but WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU!"

"Well, um…" the rulebook with the title 'Da Rules' showed up in front of Wanda "… according to the rules, a fairy is not allowed to appear under the orders of a superior in case of very special emergencies."

"What in the world is that rule about? I mean, having your godchild suffer so much is a 'special emergency', right?"

"Well, if a special emergency includes a world beyond ours…" a voice with a British accent "… then that is of much greater importance."

"Britain, what are you doing here?" Wanda asks.

"Well, explaining things."

"Britain…" Timmy looks at the tall guy with blonde hair and weird, thick eyebrows "… who in the world are you?"

"Well, I'm just the splendid country across the Atlantic…"

"Come on, your food alone…" Britain punched Cosmo so hard that he broke the house's wall.

"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FAIRY!"

"Look, I don't know who you are…"

"Timmy, remember the rules?" Wanda asks.

"Yes?"

"He is one of those who drafted it…"

"Yeah, but…" Timmy just came into realization and shouted "YOU DRAFTED DA RULES!"

"First of all it was spelled T-H-E Rules, I hate that Jorgen for changing it… Second, I'm not the only one. The Rules or 'The Manual of the Rules regarding the Affairs of Dealing a Godchild' is drafted around the Middle Ages based on the rules given from the beginning of the world. It governs all the fairy activity concerning godchildren. It varies every dimension. It is loosely based on the Ten Commandments; only being specialized by Jorgen for a godchild situation which I know is a very bad idea…"

"How did Jorgen became involve, and why the heck is there a need of The Rules?"

"Jorgen is as strict as a German could be and follows the rules fair and square. However, he added rules that were not even necessary, like the one about the breakfast issue and such. He even tried to add about the godparent having no children, but of course, I rejected it. For some unknown reason, he placed it on section 27 in a post note. The rules are needed to govern things in the world. For a test, wish for anything you want."

"Well, I wish Trixie…"

"Not about that, the other one."

"Tootie getting to like someone else?"

"No."

"Chester finding his missing tooth?"

"Not that…"

"America invading Britain!" Cosmo shouted out. Britain grabbed him by the wing and tosses him afar in the window.

"YOU BLOODY FAIRY! DON'T EVER COME BACK!"

"What about… oh yeah, Francis being beaten up!" Timmy continued

"If that's Francis Bonnefoy, I'll like that…"

"No, the other Francis, the one who bullies me?"

"No. Why won't we start to the natural laws, like gravity, electromagnetism…"

"Well, I wished about gravity once…"

"Well, I do suggest this…" Britain faces Wanda and Poof "I wish that the law of water tension is removed, last about a minute, and doesn't affect me."

"But that's…"

"Article 2 Section 11…"

"Alright…" Wanda swishes her wand and nothing seems to happen.

"Well, what's…" Timmy is trying to grasp his breath and looks pale. The trees and the plants are wilting and all the animals and humans can't breathe. After a minute, it returned to normal.

"What in the world did you do?"

"The law of water tension is a basic rule in water. Without it, water can't flow in the blood and oxygen can't flow with it. Good thing it lasted a minute, or else you are dead by the time you think about your next wish. You now understand why the rules are there?"

"Alright. Now, who are you?"

"My name is Arthur Kirkland. You could call me by my name England or Britain or United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

"Well, you're joking me, right?"

"If you don't believe me, just call me Arthur."

"Alright, Arthur, why are you here?"

"Well, maybe this could explain…" Britain brought his wand out and teleported them elsewhere…

AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.