Chapter 4 The Secrets of The Blue Moon

"Where are we?" Timmy asks. They are now on top of a deserted moon with breathable air and atmosphere.

"Nice to see you, Chosen One." a rock golem said to them.

"Now, you could now stop the politeness…" Britain replied "…now, lead us to the Wind Wand."

"As you wish." After that, they went into the wind wand.

"So, why are we here?" Timmy asks Britain. Britain touched the huge wand and it turned into a smaller version of it, the star still spinning to the wind's direction.

"Why didn't I know about that?" Timmy asks.

"Well, I have the authority to do so." He then calls in his phone and said "Jorgen, are you carrying the fire wand?"

"Yeah, but still in guitar form."

"How about…. Oh dear…hmm… Jorgen, you know the name of this guy?"

"Who?"

"Kumajiro's owner."

"It's Canada."

"Canada-who?"

"I got the wand from the polar bear guardian!" a silent voice said "Good thing you taught me some of your abilities."

"Who are you again?"

"I'm Canada. Why do you always forgot me?"

"Britain, we have set up the whole equipment. We are ready to meet you down below." Germany said.

"Alright." Britain sends the phone off.

"Well, Chosen One Timmy Turner of Dimmsdale, California, you remember the way to go down?"

"Yeah…" Timmy stepped on the two stones with the shaped of the capital T and at that moment, they came inside the cave. Timmy did not expect what he saw. He saw several people of different nationalities, some of them are kids, alongside the wands. This cave has been converted into a secret base!

"What in the world are you thinking? This kids…"

"First of all, the wands here will not be touched by order. Anyone touching it would turn into animals and I activated that system. Second of all, everyone here is a secret agent. They would keep the secret regarding this. Third, we have to find and research about the movements of the enemy and the Blue Moon now recently formed a detection system." Britain replied to the buck-toothed Chosen One

"Number 725 reporting for duty." A kid said. Timmy instantly recognizes him.

"AJ, what are you doing here?"

"Well, I'm a secret agent. I was hired after the Darkness incident and under Britain's orders. Don't worry, that memory regarding the Darkness is a hidden secret."

"Darkness incident?" Timmy turns to Britain.

"What else do you want to call it?"

"So, are there any other agents from Dimmsdale?" Timmy asks his best friend.

"Sure. Number 726 reporting for duty!." Chester came in.

"You're here too?"

"Well, we became agents during the Darkness incident. You don't expect it, right?"

"NUMBER 725 AND 726!" a voice said.

"It's number 86. We better go." The two immediately left. Suddenly, there are five agents coming near Britain and Timmy.

"Well, nice to meet you. My name is Nigel, Number 1 and this is my team…"he said while reaching his hand to Timmy.

"Let me guess… numbers 2, 3, 4, and 5, right?"

"Good guess."

"We are here to lead you to the prophecy stone…" a girl with a dangling green jacket said.

"HEY YEAH!" a weird guy said towards the air "Check out my cool Hero entrance!"

"YOU BLOODY AMERICA!" Britain shouted.

"So, you're the Chosen One, right?"

"Uh-huh." Timmy responded to America.

"Agent A." a girl said near here. He seemed to be a little grumpy at America.

"Number 86, what's that?"

"THESE ARE THE REPORTS!"

"So, you glad that the Delightful Children are not attacking for months now." America said while reading the report "Well, OWCA animals are still checking out their hide out. I told you, things would be easier if all secret agencies work together."

"I KNOW JUST SHUT UP! Besides, I admit your suggestion is right, BUT THAT'S IT!"

"Well, just do what you want…" America just signed the report "… how about the prophecy investigation?"

"The three wands are still being collected. The 4th one, however…"

"Isn't it the OWCA assigned to that task?" Britain asks.

"Well, they went inside a fight with red aliens and they lost it…"

"The bloody…"

"Wait, THERE'S A FOURTH WAND!" Timmy shouted.

"I'll explain that later. In the meantime… WHERE THE BLOODY WORLD DID IT GO!"

"I don't know, sir."

"Fine, search for it. For now…"

"China-aru." China came near America.

"What?" America responded

"I still got business to do in Dimmsdale."

"Fine, you could go…" America said. China left the area.

"WHAT THE BLOODY THING DID YOU DO! YOU JUST LET CHINA GO TO YOUR PLACE DESPITE OF THE STANDOFF IN SPRATLYS?!" Britain yelled.

"What, he got business in Dimmsdale…"

"What business is that?" Timmy cuts off.

"Well, maybe investment or such, he never said it is related to the Spratlys anyway…"

"Oh America…" Britain just did a face palm…


Five Reasons Why America should not be the International Police (Hetalia-based, NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!)

1. He can't read the atmosphere

"Hey, Palestine!" America yells out.

"What?"

"I heard you have a peace treaty?"

"Yes, I do have…" (Translation: you idiot…)

"So, you want to have peace with Israel, right?"

Palestine makes a grin and said "Yes, I do want to have peace with Israel…" (Translation: I want to blow you and Israel out of the map, all because of you…)

"Alright, I'll tell the others!"

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"WHAT! YOU BLOODY CRAZY!" Britain said.

"Hey, as the International Police and the Hero, can't you see? Palestine wants peace…"

"I have more experience to that matter. DO you expect that will work?"

"Well… hahahaha… no."

"So why a peace treaty?"

"Um I don't know…"

And that brings us to number…

2. He never listens to other countries

"So, if this treaty takes in place, do you think they will be peace?"

"Of course.."

"YOU BLOODY *&^^%%%$# THOSE BROTHERS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING!"

"Well, they could be at peace right, and what could possibly go wrong?"

"Remember the Murphy's Law that what could go wrong will always happen?"

"Well, who's Murphy?" Britain just did a face palm.

3. He never listens to the parties involve!

"Hahahahaha! You and your boss are going down, Iraq!"

"Listen, I don't have nuclear…"

"Shut up. In the name of International police…"

And we all know what happened next…

4. He want his decision would always prevail

"So, the UN decided that to fight of the pirates in Somalia…"

"We'll attack with guns, missiles and planes!" America shouted. After that, the assembly left.

"YOU BLOODY %^(&^&%$!"

"Hahahaha! Totally cool, right?"

"Da, and I don't even have my vote…"

5. He's arrogant… enough said…


"Hi Britain." Ash said towards Britain.

"So, how's the search?"

"Well, we can't decipher the ones on the stone…" Ash replied. "They are not even written in any of our own ancient language."

"But at least we figured another entrance down below. However, it can only be accessed by at least three of the wielders." May continued.

"Say CHEESE!" America captured the two trainers in the camera.

"Oh dear…" Ash said.

"AMERICA!" May shouted.

"Pretty cool huh. I'll show this to the Advanceshipping…" Germany got the camera and steps on it.

"Germany, come on…"

"WE HAVE RULES, AND ONE OF THEM IS TO AVOID SHIPPING!" Germany replied.

"Mr. Ludwig?" Timmy responded. Germany just looked at him and said "You know you should learn and avoid trouble at least once in a while…"

"So, where are we?" Britain interrupted.

"Well, we'll lead you towards the back of the Prophecy Stone…" Ash said. They all followed the trainer (which they still didn't know a trainer in the Pokémon World) into some place…

AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.

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