AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movies ok so itz nut my folt if Ablyys in the Maez. besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson tomis dosent lik cltin now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Newt for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Newt.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with gray hair, no girlfrriend and everything started riding towards me on a Griever! He didn't have a girlfriend (basically like Janson in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Janson!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Janson shouted "WICKED is good!" and I couldn't run away.
"Hocus Pocus!" I shouted at him. Janson fell off his Greiver and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Magneta." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Clint!"
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Newt had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Newt went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Rat-Man!" I shouted back.
Rat-Man gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Newt!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Janson got a dude-ur-so-stoopid look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Newt!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Newt came into the woods.
"Newt!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into the Galde together making out.
Before I go, I would just like to say, thank you to all of the reviewers of this story so far! I also missed a chapter in between six and seven, so I'm working on that! Thanks for reading and keep watching the skis! I mean skies...